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Posted: June 22, 2003, 3:03 pm
by Asheran Mojomaster
Posted: June 22, 2003, 4:54 pm
by Kcale
Sionistic wrote:2 blondes are hunting in the woods, suddenly one falls down and dies, shocked, the other blonde grabs her cell phone and calls 911
Operator: 911 whats your emergancy
Blonde: Help! me and my friend were hunting in the woods and she just fell down, i think shes dead!
Operator: Calm down mam, first i need you to make sure shes dead
"a few moments silence"
BANG
Blonde: Ok now what?
that POS joke is the "official worlds funniest joke"
http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/10 ... .funniest/
Posted: June 22, 2003, 5:50 pm
by Sionistic
ok....... your point?
Posted: June 22, 2003, 7:09 pm
by Kcale
that english people are messed up
Posted: June 23, 2003, 1:48 am
by Gnomies
http://www.realultimatepower.net/
This site always makes me laugh...
Posted: June 23, 2003, 3:24 am
by Balalalalalamon
ok, so I was working an express lane last night at Kroger.
A lady comes through my line with 1 yogurt, 1 bag of ruffles, one bag of carrot sticks, one bottle of pepsi, one orange, one banana, and one apple.
I look up at her, smile, and say, "Ma'am, are you single?"
She sort of frowned and said, "Yes, how could you tell?"
I then said, "because you're fuckin' ugly."
Posted: June 23, 2003, 12:23 pm
by Sylvus
Contest is closed, should have been before I went out of town for the weekend but I forgot. I'll now award the last two, sorry that some of you missed out. I'll be running another round sometime soon when I'm really bored.