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Unkempt hairy men. If we gotta shave, then so should you.

I'm the hairiest motherfucker around.

Laliana wrote:

Deneve wrote:

Calixte wrote:Crickets. Just thinking about those nasty beasts makes me cringe. I can't count the number of times I've found one in my apartment. I swear they are all out to get me.(

hahaha, i've had s few lizards and they all eat crickets, so i figured that they're safe enough if the lizard eats em so i had a few, not too bad...no taste but they kick a lot untill you bite them, and they have pokey legs so it kinda hurts when they kick inside your mouth, so bite em fast

OK, that made me gag!

they really aren't too bad, i just figured if they're bought from a store and the lizard eats em by the dozen then they must be pretty safe, so i tried em, not much flavor, a little like orange (that was what i gut loaded them with)....only reason i ate them was because i was around them all the time, you wouldn't get me to eat any of that shit on fear factor, i mean, they had cheese so moldy it was like a gel, then it was filled with live maggots

Fairweather Pure wrote:Poop

I second that...

Nothing else bothers me quite like poop.

Lor wrote:Yea the Chicken ala catfood was bad but my god the Franks and beans had to be worse, when you open the pack the fatty jelly covering them... the horrible smell ..... Blech! :vv_omg2: thats why they had the dehydrated strawberrys, the best dessert with the most god aweful food.

The two I hated the most were the slice o' ham or the omelett. On the other hand, the "Meatballs with Spicey Tom. Sauce" wasn't so bad if you mixed in 5 or six of the tabasco sauces and a pack of that oozing white cheese crap. For desert I was always partial to the various pouches of cake, the dehydrated pears or the 6 year old M&M's heh.

Forgot that one, yeah - Canned dogfood...the smell of that makes me want to vomit.

Moldy food is my achilles heel. I just start to wretch if I see little blue spots or something furry growing on food or in an old glass of something. Really doesn't go well with me being lazy, sometimes an errant mug will slip through the cracks and it becomes a mad dash of me running down the stairs dry heaving, holding the mug in front of me praying I don't let loose with a volley of vomit.

That's another thing... vomit.

Cue the old parody where people puke after seeing other people puke.

Dregor, want to come over for a glass of wine and some Gorgonzola?

Kemshi (sp?)

Being military I know lots of guys married to foreign women. A lot of the guys I know that are married to Korean women like to eat Kemshi.

Now keep in mind this is something they fucking EAT!!!! Take cabbage and some other shit put it in a container of some sort bury it for a couple months until its really good and rotten.
Dig it up, take it to work in tuperware and enjoy.

Eating:
- yogurt
- moldy bread

Viewing:
- maggots
- road kill (doesn't make me sick, just incredibly sad).

A friend of mine's father made his mother puke one time with this conundrum. Bear in mind she's snot/phlegm-phobic.

He asked her "If you were in a barrel of snot up to your neck and someone started throwing shit at you, would you duck?"

It's a tough one

Potatoes that have started to sprout. /shudder

People that chew and spit it into coke cans they leave laying around gross me out.

when an infant pukes in the back of a car at about 11:30pm , and you still have 3 hours of driving left to your destination EWWW

vn_Tanc wrote:He asked her "If you were in a barrel of snot up to your neck and someone started throwing shit at you, would you duck?"

It's a tough one

I'd duck! Being that I have bad summer allergies, I can deal with snot pretty well.

What grosses me out hmmm.....

This thread...ew you all got some pretty gross stuff here hehe.

and

Brussel sprouts, fliping thru the tv and landing on the Surgery show, and bugs of ANY kind. ALl bugs are evil and must be exterminated......

Kylere wrote:People that chew and spit it into coke cans they leave laying around gross me out.

My brother likes to take a big dip after each meal. Once, at a BBQ over at his house, he was using one of my empty beer bottles to spit in. After several beers, I lost track of were I left my beer and accidently picked up the bottle he was spitting in and took a huge swig.

How's that for gross?

Feminine <sp> hygene products give me the willies for some reason. Even on the shelf in the store.

RL wounds, gore, sewage, etrails, etc.. don't bother me in the least.

We used to have to adjust/repair the tank level indicators in sewage holding tanks, that meant 8-12 hours sitting the tank for whoever drew the short straw. Thank god for full faced forced air breathing aperatus, you'd get a gap every once in a while when you turned your head wrong. It would just about knock you out. We used to head out to the bar that was in the Marine barracks as soon as a job was done. Sometimes we'd even change our clothes first

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Nothing has quite invoked my gag reflex lately as that scene in Harry Potter where that kid is puking up the slugs. I turned so green, seriously had to swallow down the rush of bile.

I'll see your "anything on rotten.com or steakandcheese.com" and raise you a "biting into food and having something there that shouldn't be." For example, something crunchy or hard when your biting into something chewy. That always freaks me out.

the big rubbery vein you find in chunks of meat.
phlegm
the friend that ate a shrimp out of someone elses puke on a dare.
thats just pure evil.