Valentine's questions for men

Millie · Post by **Millie** » February 4, 2003, 2:27 pm

I've never so much as watched a Buffy episode, but even I can tell you that Faith >>>>> Willow. Alyson Hannigan is merely "cute." But Eliza Dushku is so smoking hot, she could fry bacon on her ass.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » February 4, 2003, 2:36 pm

Millie wrote:I've never so much as watched a Buffy episode, but even I can tell you that Faith >>>>> Willow. Alyson Hannigan is merely "cute." But Eliza Dushku is so smoking hot, she could fry bacon on her ass.

Both have their good qualities. I thought the band girl was the best option in American Pie so I may be weird. I'm not a lesbian but I play one in EQ. From that point of view, Willow wins!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 4, 2003, 2:59 pm

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:A really great gift would be to wake up to a blowjob and then have absolutely no contact whatsoever until the next day. Just go away and let us enjoy a day without guilt or emotion.

why kilmoll will die bitter and alone. reason number seven... trillion.

Toshira · Post by **Toshira** » February 4, 2003, 4:21 pm

I'd say mix some tradition in there. Blowjob is way too easy. Say it's your first anniversery (or Valentine's day together) or whatever, so you go to the traditional list of wedding anniverseries and see that year number one theme is paper. Take an orgami class (crash course, the 14th is soon!) and create an intricate animal or creature out of paper that, when opened, has an invitation for your partner to go out to dinner/show/theatre/hotel, and have the kids (if any) taken care of by a relative (not molester uncle bob) for the night.

Basically, I'd go for the create something theme based motif and focus on spending time with my partner. Just a thought.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » February 4, 2003, 4:39 pm

I guess dying bitter and alone in a warm bed still beats the hell out of a tragic logging accident in some snowy hell.

Of course anything about being alone coming from a "female" who has to stuff steaks in her snatch to get dogs to sniff her doesn't hold too much weight around here.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » February 4, 2003, 4:51 pm

LOL Kilmoll!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 4, 2003, 5:42 pm

Kilmoll the Sexy squawked:

I guess dying bitter and alone in a warm bed still beats the hell out of a tragic logging accident in some snowy hell.

Of course anything about being alone coming from a "female" who has to stuff steaks in her snatch to get dogs to sniff her doesn't hold too much weight around here.

let me know when you need the newspaper in your cage changed, polly.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » February 4, 2003, 5:47 pm

And then what would you use to keep warm?

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 4, 2003, 5:48 pm

I've harnessed the power of your gay and am currently using it to keep the sun hot.

Acies · Post by **Acies** » February 4, 2003, 5:57 pm

So, you two are going to get twin S&M action going on Valentines day or what?

noel · Post by **noel** » February 4, 2003, 6:05 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:I've harnessed the power of your gay and am currently using it to keep the sun hot.

ROFL!

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » February 4, 2003, 6:07 pm

Are you mad because I can attract more men than you? (directed at Kyoukan....god knows I couldn't get more men than Aranuil)

noel · Post by **noel** » February 4, 2003, 6:10 pm

If I were gay, which I'm not, I'm sure I could get more men than you.

Like it or not, her flame was funny. Unlike... yours.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 4, 2003, 7:20 pm

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:Are you mad because I can attract more men than you?

how could I not be what with your beautiful plumage and exotic tail feathers. And such a smart little talker! You must know twelve or thirteen phrases already!

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » February 4, 2003, 7:23 pm

If I were gay, I'd get more men than all of you.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » February 4, 2003, 7:29 pm

...and the "if I were gay" battle rages on.

Post by **Xouqoa** » February 4, 2003, 7:57 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:I've harnessed the power of your gay and am currently using it to keep the sun hot.

That's a quote for the ages. (No offense, Kilmoll... but it was funny.

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Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » February 4, 2003, 8:19 pm

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » February 5, 2003, 9:51 am

omg Winnow, that is a rare find indeed. )

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » February 5, 2003, 10:10 am

Aranuil wrote:If I were gay, which I'm not, I'm sure I could get more men than you.

Like it or not, her flame was funny. Unlike... yours.

Cartalas = Aranuil's Bitch

Sparty · Post by **Sparty** » February 5, 2003, 11:19 am

If I were gay, I would finger myself, then ide sniff it. Then I would finger my boyfriend, then Ide sniff that, and tell who has cooler smelling poop.

Thats If i was gay

my name

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » February 5, 2003, 2:31 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:I've harnessed the power of your gay and am currently using it to keep the sun hot.

Classic. Simply classic.

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » February 5, 2003, 3:13 pm

Winnow's pic rocks socks

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » February 5, 2003, 3:44 pm

Buffy chicks

Oh, don't ge me wrong, I love brunettes....and Faith is hot. Cordelia is hot. But for some reason, I find myself more connected to Allyson Hannigan (willow). I'd consider myself lucky if any of the 3 even looked in my direction at a bar.
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If I were gay....

If I was a chick for a day...I'd go stare at myself in mirrors all day and check my shit out you know? If I was gay I'd already have the equipment I like....now granted....striaght people masturbate, so we won't bother with that aspect...but do you think a gay person would stare at his own dick in the mirror and get turned on? I dunno...just an odd thought.

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Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » February 5, 2003, 3:50 pm

Pilsburry wrote:If I were gay....

If I was a chick for a day...I'd go stare at myself in mirrors all day and check my shit out you know? If I was gay I'd already have the equipment I like....now granted....striaght people masturbate, so we won't bother with that aspect...but do you think a gay person would stare at his own dick in the mirror and get turned on? I dunno...just an odd thought.

That just a plain wierd thought process.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » February 5, 2003, 3:51 pm

Well before this turns into a "if I were gay, which I'm not" fest

/em looks up

Nevermind...

Drustwyn · Post by **Drustwyn** » February 5, 2003, 3:54 pm

i rika sparty!

Millie · Post by **Millie** » February 5, 2003, 5:29 pm

Pilsburry wrote:but do you think a gay person would stare at his own dick in the mirror and get turned on? I dunno...just an odd thought.

You're not alone in this line of thinking. To quote Banky in Chasing Amy: "Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?"

Samoseus · Post by **Samoseus** » February 5, 2003, 6:18 pm

For me personally,

I dont want hearts or fancy shit on Valentine's Day.

I just want a girl that can love me despite all my faults. I'm not the best man in the world and will never be. I have my moments of stress, of anger and rage, of sad times, and of bad times. If a girl can love me despite my dark side...that would be a valentine's gift that would never die.

As for her....

I'll buy my lady a dozen red roses, mylar balloons tied to a stuffed animal, and a nite out on the town wherever she chooses. And she has me for life. It may not be much but...its me.

So, to each their own. Whether its sex, material things, acts of emotion, etc etc

Just have fun and enjoy the day regardless.

Samoseus

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » February 5, 2003, 8:21 pm

Sup Samo.

lolololololololololololololololol

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » February 5, 2003, 8:30 pm

Here are 2 other gift things that plague me due to my current positon.

1. let's say I'm going to a girl I like's 21st B'day party on saturday. It's at a bar obviously. We just recently met.

Her friends 22'nd B'day was on Monday, I fixed her computer for her B'day....apparently she had a faulty porn that was making her kazaa directory crash Explorer, don't worry I saved all the porn except one JPG.

Anyway, what do you get a girl to show her you like her on her B'day at a bar if your not dating yet.

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2. Let's say I make my mind up on which of the 2 girls to ask out on Saturday at the party (I'm pretty sure my mind is made up on which tho)....V-day is around the corner. I can't let the girl I like sit home on V-day....but V-day is a bit intense for a first date. What should I do?

What if I don't make my mind up? Should I invite them both out for V-day as a group thing since they are friends? I did that in college a few times....but not where I was looking to date either of the girls, let alone both.

CeranoVulcanus · Post by **CeranoVulcanus** » February 5, 2003, 9:26 pm

Yea I agree just bring yourself, no better gift in this world for a man then the gift of love from the one he loves.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » February 6, 2003, 7:35 pm

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » February 6, 2003, 7:38 pm

CeranoVulcanus wrote:Yea I agree just bring yourself, no better gift in this world for a man then the gift of love from the one he loves.