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Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: December 16, 2011, 12:43 pm
by Spang
Additionally, there are no wild kangaroo in the United States. Good luck harvesting them.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: December 16, 2011, 12:49 pm
by Boogahz
Leonaerd wrote:Trollspang's thesis is on trolling an Internet forum.
he failed long ago. now everyone else just trolls him

Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: December 16, 2011, 5:35 pm
by Aabidano
Spang wrote:Also, cows in the United States, specifically factory-farmed cows, are primarily fed corn.
Only at the feed lot before slaughter and not exclusively even then. It's unneeded for the fattening up process plus a straight corn diet will kill a cow if you don't take measures to prevent it.
Dairy cows are a slightly different matter but not straight corn then either.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: December 20, 2011, 6:55 pm
by Bubba Grizz
Corn makes my poop pretty.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: December 22, 2011, 2:15 am
by Spang
Vegan Athlete Crowned World's Toughest Woman
Last weekend, vegan athlete Juliana Sproles was crowned the "toughest woman on the planet" after finishing the "The World's Toughest Mudder" competition, a 24-hour, mud-filled obstacle race in below-freezing temperatures. Sproles credits diligent training and a plant-based diet for her victory.
Tough Mudder competitions are grueling endurance tests, typically 10-12 miles in length and featuring 20-30 challenging obstacles designed by the British Special Forces. The competitions test all-around strength, stamina, mental grit, and camaraderie. At the end of each year, the top 5 percent of participants from previous Tough Mudder competitions are eligible to compete in the World's Toughest Mudder series final in order to "find the toughest man and woman on the planet."
Here is a small sample of what is required to win this fierce competition:
The Video
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Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: December 22, 2011, 3:08 am
by Canelek
Mercy For Animals.
Way to link shit with no opinion. Again.
Dude, you don't even have a fake-point. It is a mercy that you are sterile.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: December 22, 2011, 3:55 am
by Spang
Canelek wrote:Way to link shit with no opinion. Again.
You should know what my opinion is by now, idiot.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: December 22, 2011, 2:57 pm
by Canelek
A collection of links and bleeding-heart syndrome an opinion do not make.

Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 3, 2012, 4:39 pm
by Tegellan
I just had a great lamb chop
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 3, 2012, 5:56 pm
by Leonaerd
Doesn't all of the nourishment and none of the bloating taste GREAT?
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 3, 2012, 6:08 pm
by Funkmasterr
It's almost your one year anniversary of being a preachy, self righteous asshole.... I mean vegetarian. How does it feel?
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 3, 2012, 8:57 pm
by Fairweather Pure
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 3, 2012, 11:51 pm
by Leonaerd
Bet he's fun at parties.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 4, 2012, 5:08 am
by Winnow
I would have went with round rimmed glasses to match the outline of the tatoo. Round is a more fruity/vegan friendly shape. Sharper edges remind one of the need for cutting meat.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 4, 2012, 2:50 pm
by Canelek
Lamb chops are damn good (if prepared properly). In fact, most meat with handles is rad.
Chops, ribs, corn dogs....
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 4, 2012, 5:55 pm
by Spang
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 4, 2012, 6:15 pm
by miir
A hungry asshole.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 4, 2012, 6:38 pm
by Leonaerd
you've gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get the boy's soul
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 4, 2012, 6:42 pm
by Funkmasterr
miir wrote:A hungry asshole.
+1
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 4, 2012, 6:56 pm
by Canelek
Since a lamb is a religious symbolic image, I find it even more amusing...and tasty. And feel free to revisit my comment regarding meat with handles.
(That is probably not included on the Vegan dial-a-comment board.)
edit: Nice, Miir.

Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 4, 2012, 7:10 pm
by pyrella
Spang wrote:
This one - with mint jelly
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 4, 2012, 7:49 pm
by Spang
You can be a hungry asshole and not take it out on defenseless animals.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 4, 2012, 7:58 pm
by Leonaerd
So if the animal puts up a fight, can I eat it then?
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 4, 2012, 8:09 pm
by Spang
Leonaerd wrote:So if the animal puts up a fight, can I eat it then?
Defending yourself against predatory animals is natural. A lamb isn't such an animal.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 4, 2012, 8:22 pm
by Canelek
The wonderful thing about not having food-guilt is the ability to not give a shit if an animal is defenseless. I do not need to justify anything except a high menu price. Or, perhaps, if an optimal wine pairing causes an abrupt price jump in the bottle.
If a bunch of vegans want to go off and live in teepees like dumbasses and eat soy globules shaped like real food, that is a-ok with me. I've been beaned by a hackysack before, so I figure I wouldn't be harmed much by walking through their sidewalk community on the way to Gustav's to have the sausage platter.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 4, 2012, 8:26 pm
by Spang
Jeffrey Dahmer didn't have "food-guilt," either.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 4, 2012, 9:06 pm
by Aabidano
Spang wrote:Defending yourself against predatory animals is natural. A lamb isn't such an animal.
They can be vicious when you catch them unawares!
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 5, 2012, 12:10 am
by Dakanaf
The great thing about this thread is that he's just a naive six year old girl who doesn't want the poor animals to die.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 5, 2012, 12:48 am
by Aslanna
If animals are so defenseless why do people need AK-47s to hunt them? Exactly.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 5, 2012, 1:30 am
by Lynks
Those cute round eyes are a weapon. Don't fall for it. Lambs would kill you too if they had the chance.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 5, 2012, 9:19 am
by Aabidano
Lynks wrote:Those cute round eyes are a weapon. Don't fall for it. Lambs would kill you too if they had the chance.
Look at the bones!
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 5, 2012, 11:09 am
by miir
Spang wrote:You can be a hungry asshole and not take it out on defenseless animals.
Lambs are not defenseless.
I once saw a guy get head-butted in the nuts by a lamb... it was ugly.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 5, 2012, 4:13 pm
by Spang
They look pretty defenseless to me:

Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 5, 2012, 4:17 pm
by Dakanaf
I know the internet is basically just man's excuse to find porn, Spang, but seek help, seriously.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 5, 2012, 4:51 pm
by Lynks
Those aren't lambs. Those are sheep. Know the difference.
That's also not blood. It's tomato juice.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 5, 2012, 5:13 pm
by Canelek
That is horribly photoshopped as well. Even if it was real, who cares? The only people who would be surprised at a non-fake photo of that would likely already be a veganoismo or simply another easily-led, impressionable college youth.
You can, however, go ahead and paste that to the side of your teepee to show solidarity on your sidewalk community. That is, of course, until the cops make you relocate.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 5, 2012, 5:50 pm
by Spang
Canelek wrote:Even if it was real, who cares?
I know a sociopath like yourself doesn't.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 5, 2012, 5:59 pm
by Aabidano
The sociopath label only works if you equate another persons worth and value in the world at large to that of a sheep or grasshopper. If you do there are meds to take care of that as you're almost in a Munchhausen syndrome-like situation.
*edit again - plus being more sociopathic by definition than those you're placing the label on.
"...a pervasive pattern of disregard for, and violation of, the rights of others that begins in childhood or early adolescence and continues into adulthood."
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 5, 2012, 6:01 pm
by Aslanna
Eating meat makes you a sociopath? Man.. Parents are raising millions of sociopaths around the world.
But really this is just another case of you throwing around words that don't mean what you think they mean. But that's nothing new.
someone who behaves in a dangerous or violent way towards other people and does not feel guilty about such behavior
Corporations might be people but animals aren't.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 5, 2012, 6:14 pm
by Canelek
Not shocking, really. His vegan teepee sidewalk communities always look at me funny when they are asking for a smoke or some change.
Since Michelle Bachmann has dropped from the GOP race, y'all should hit her up as a spokesperson. She only would need to change a few words in her scripture rap.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 6, 2012, 11:59 am
by Boogahz
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 6, 2012, 12:49 pm
by Fairweather Pure
Spang wrote:They look pretty defenseless to me:

I've field prepped deer before so this picture is not having your intended effect. This picture is only shocking to those who are ignorant of how their food is made. Seriously, you come off as the personification of the pussified modern American male.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 6, 2012, 5:33 pm
by Spang
Aslanna wrote:Eating meat makes you a sociopath?
No. But if you know that animals live short, miserable, tortured lives before being brutally slaughtered for your shitty, artery-clogging food, and you just don't care and eat them anyway -- in other words, you feel no guilt. That's sociopathic behavior.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 6, 2012, 6:09 pm
by Leonaerd
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 6, 2012, 6:14 pm
by Tyek
Spang wrote:Aslanna wrote:Eating meat makes you a sociopath?
No. But if you know that animals live short, miserable, tortured lives before being brutally slaughtered for your shitty, artery-clogging food, and you just don't care and eat them anyway -- in other words, you feel no guilt. That's sociopathic behavior.
This is what I see in this thread.
Spang posts stupid shit, he gets his ass handed to him.
Spang disappears and runs back to his Vegan Tribe, gobbles up more false and misleading and thinks he has found the BIG SCORE, he thinks it will change everyone's mind.
He posts it, we laugh and make fun of his stupid shit again...he disappears for a while gathering new "fresher" false evidence.
rinse and repeat.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 6, 2012, 6:59 pm
by Aslanna
Spang wrote:No. But if you know that animals live short, miserable, tortured lives before being brutally slaughtered for your shitty, artery-clogging food, and you just don't care and eat them anyway -- in other words, you feel no guilt. That's sociopathic behavior.
No. It's being part of the food chain. I think that's called science or something.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 6, 2012, 7:00 pm
by Funkmasterr
One of teh modz needs to change his name to:
Spang "thank you sir, may I have another"
That is all.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 7, 2012, 3:05 am
by Spang
Aslanna wrote:No. It's being part of the food chain. I think that's called science or something.
Buying meat at the grocery store is not the food chain.
More from
Jamie Kilstein.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 7, 2012, 3:16 am
by Canelek
You eat mass-produced hybrid vegetables from a can you retard. Check out your own fake red beans and rice "recipe". You are quite inept at food.
Re: I've been a vegetarian for two days.
Posted: January 7, 2012, 3:21 am
by Spang
Canelek wrote:You eat mass-produced hybrid vegetables from a can you retard. Check out your own fake red beans and rice "recipe". You are quite inept at food.
Are you against the slaughter of beans and rice? How thoughtful of you. Also, frozen vegetables don't come in a can. Nor does rice.