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Pilsburry wrote:
Do you know what the fuck a fluffer is? It's the job where you give guys head to maintain thier erections between takes.

Brings back painful memories for you doesn't it?

Kaelina, I read his post. I understood his point, I misspelled his name...the name of a guy whom I don't really give a shit about.

Besides, I'm Dyslexic..check Lalanea's thread about "there is still hope for some of you". I posted that fact in that thread and it's dated before that post. Dyslexics can read and function fine because of that feature of the human mind. But we will reverse numbers in math....or in the case of imaginary names...we still reverse letters.

You can also read my recent post to Fesuni stating if your best flame is about a typo or grammatical error. Don't bother. It's the weakest sort of flame, and noone is in the corner cheering you on for your brilliant observation of my misspelling.

In otherwords Kaelina, noone gives a fuck.

You sure got a lot out of "do you?".

Didn't you?

Holy shit, I said two words and you respond with 4 paragraphs. Wow... Just wow.

P.S. -- Does dyslexia mean you can't proof-read?

Spankes wrote:I still love you, Fes.

Much for teh psnak

Kaelina wrote:P.S. -- Does dyslexia mean you can't proof-read?

1. Do you think my dyslexia goes away when I proof read?

2. Do you think that dudes name will jump out at me as a clear misspelling even if it did?

3. Why would someone proof read before they post here? Are we in 10th grade english class?

1.) Then why aren't all your words scrambled, just random ones?

2.) Mispelling someone's name is just fucking rude. Especially when they posted a mere few lines above you.

3.) I glance over my shit before I post it to keep my retarded typos to a minimum. It's not fucking difficult, and it's a courtesy to the people who might read it.

Speaking of 10th grade, I'll bet you didn't have any problems churning out those 5000 word essays, did you?

Sueven wrote:You're right, you did make several. Primary among those was the fact that you spelled "grammar"wrong.

Grammar nazis should clean their own backyard before pissing in someone else's.

You are correct; you made several errors. Primary among these was the fact you spelt "grammar" incorrectly.

"You're" is conversational, but generally acceptable on the 'net as it's informal, but we're being nazis, so it should be expanded. Also note the semi-colon.

"spelled" is what you do to a horse between races. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=spelled

"wrong" should not be used here, it generally has a moral aspect, and "incorrectly" reads better.

I will add however; I'm not an english teacher or grammar scholar and there is probably much in my version that a good editor would argue with.

A forum is about dissemination of information, not endless fiddling with grammar.

EDIT: OMG TYPO

Good call, I don't give a fuck.

My point was an even more basic version of what you said: IF YOU'RE GOING TO FLAME SOMEONE FOR GRAMMAR, AT LEAST SPELL THE FUCKING WORD RIGHT.

Christ. It wasn't that complicated.

Wow, this is really turning into a

I put the grammatical errors in that second post on purpose though so....he was just wasting his time.

Now to Kaelina...

1. Because I've been dealing with it since I could read, which started at age 5. Doesn't matter what I see, I know how to spell the word, I'm dyslexic not retarded. Now I will let maybe 1-2 reverses slip per post, but not that many. I didn't know how to spell the guys name...so the dyslexia will always have a field day with something like that.

2. Wow, I was rude to a guy who was rude to me Kaelina? OMG what shall I ever do? Do you think I should write the fucker a formal apology?

3. Noone shows me courtesy here so I don't really care. Anyway, internet posts are to get points across, not to be submitted before an editor. I don't go using terms like U, R, Any1, or PLZ....but I'm certainly not going to proof read my shit so anal rententive grammar nazi bitches like you will have a nicer day. Now you can correct me all you want, but I certaintly don't care, and noone else thinks it's cute or funny either, so it's really just you being an anal retentive bitch. But maybe that's the on-line persona your trying to project, hey..to each his own right?

I've seen that pic Zygar hehe.

Wait a second, I said "hehe" and hehe isn't a word....who brought the cuffs, I should be taken to the nearest high school and beaten with a yard stick.

Shit.

Pilsburry wrote:Wait a second, I said "hehe" and hehe isn't a word....who brought the cuffs, I should be taken to the nearest high school and beaten with a yard stick.

Shit.

actually schools should do that

I think we all should be beaten for continuing to read this thread.

I'm still laughing that this went from two words, to you calling me an "anal rententive grammar nazi bitch." Even your fucking insults are long-winded.

No, you certainly don't use idiotic shortened words like 'ur' and 'plz'. My brain cells thank you for that. And thank you for pointing out that special feature of your posts, god knows I would have never noticed or appreciated it otherwise. =p

Edit: Jesus fucking Christ dude, did you seriously reply to yourself twice just then? WTF?

No, I replied to you.

Then I replied to Zygar's pic.

Then after I hit post and the message came up I saw the word "hehe" and I felt like I might be able to use it to make a point.

And actually I would love it if they beat children who use U, R, Any1, and PLZ. We had this one guy in CT for awhile....oh man...I needed a secret code ring to figure out what the fuck he was saying. 100 VV's to the person who knows the member I'm talking about.

Slab?

Ever heard of the edit button moron?

Pilsburry wrote:And actually I would love it if they beat children who use U, R, Any1, and PLZ.

Yes, because beating them is really going to make them stop using shortcuts

No, but it would make some of us feel better if they were beaten.

As for edit, yeah...but if I put it in the same post someone would say I only made one point and it took so many sentences blah blah blah even though it was two points. I can't win no matter what I do so I really don't care.

Oh and the answer Slab is incorrect. If slab talked like that it must have been slab 1-26..or 28-32....I only knew slab 27, he talked normal.

The contest is still on...someone from CT will know who it is.

Pilsburry wrote:No, but it would make some of us feel better if they were beaten.

Yeah, because the way someone types their words must so offend you.

oh oh wait

Yah cuz teh way sum1 tipes there wurds mutt so offind u.

It doesn't "offend" me...but it does make me think the person doing so is as dumb as a rock.

Falala Papapa?

Pilsburry wrote:t doesn't "offend" me...but it does make me think the person doing so is as dumb as a rock.

Even when people do type like that i find it perfectly readable.
So how does it make them look dumb?
Taking a shortcut to write down a word faster?

oh yeah, har i got a 1 line response~ /win

Kaelina wrote:Edit: Jesus fucking Christ dude, did you seriously reply to yourself twice just then? WTF?

just cuz sum1 dont have hands on experience with an edit button your taking the lords name in vein? so wrong. i'm dsyxeilc so my typos don't count haha! i win!

i like long walks on the beach, quiet evenings by the fireplace, and poems about transvestite nazi eskimos.

i clip my toenails which watching samauri jack on the cartoon network. it reminds me of this one time when i was in 2nd grade and we were playing 4 square. this kid kenny said i sucked, so i told him he sucked. then he poked me in the eye. it hurt really bad. i cried.

how are you today?

i'm great. i think i'm going to eat a granola bar and catch tonight's everybody loves raymond rerun. then i'm going to go to the strip club after eating a lot of dairy and fart my way through several lapdances while i discuss the pros and cons of artificial turf with bunnie, barbie and boobie.

then i'm going to reply to myself again.

sup dudes!

Sup Sunserae

Let pharm this shit?

Sunserae wrote:then i'm going to go to the strip club after eating a lot of dairy and fart my way through several lapdances while i discuss the pros and cons of artificial turf with bunnie, barbie and boobie.

Hahaha Sunsaray!<sic> =p

Even when people do type like that i find it perfectly readable.
So how does it make them look dumb?
Taking a shortcut to write down a word faster?

oh yeah, har i got a 1 line response~ /win

I know it's jump on Pils bashing bandwagon time.. But I agree with him. People who type like that should be dragged out and beaten with a rusty stick.

Pils has a very valid point regarding that. My boss sends me IMs with phrases like 'ur' and 'plz', and a few other coworkers have actually said 'werd' in IMs and emails. It's not *as* bad on a message board, but it's hard to take someone seriously in a working environment when they type like that. ><

I once got an email from maybe 3rd in command of a multi-million dollar company...all in caps with shortcuts taken. I was not impressed.

It's hard to take someone seriously when they type like that, I always feel like I'm talking to someone mentally impaired.

And for Fesuni...no it wasn't Falala

I'll end the quiz now, it was Cloudancer. I usually understand what someone is going to say, even with the shortcuts, but his were just...wow. It wasn't just the shortcuts either, it was the flow and his choice of words. He was a true artist....or something.

I think his best post was the "U NO THINK I HUMAN" post. I wish I had that one on file somewhere. And yes, english was his first language.

Krimson Klaw wrote:I think we all should be beaten for continuing to read this thread.

I feel that I should perhaps punch myself in the junk to help allieviate this pent up guilt at the thought of all I could have done with my life in the past 2 minutes

all pig be slay!

Zaelath wrote:

Sueven wrote:You're right, you did make several. Primary among those was the fact that you spelled "grammar"wrong.

Grammar nazis should clean their own backyard before pissing in someone else's.

You are correct; you made several errors. Primary among these was the fact you spelt "grammar" incorrectly.

"You're" is conversational, but generally acceptable on the 'net as it's informal, but we're being nazis, so it should be expanded. Also note the semi-colon.

"spelled" is what you do to a horse between races. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=spelled

"wrong" should not be used here, it generally has a moral aspect, and "incorrectly" reads better.

I will add however; I'm not an english teacher or grammar scholar and there is probably much in my version that a good editor would argue with.

A forum is about dissemination of information, not endless fiddling with grammar.

EDIT: OMG TYPO

wait a minute, for a moment I thought I've been spelling spelled wrong for so many years.

Now someone comes along and says that spelled means whatever horses are doing when?

thank god for that link because a little lower in there it says this :

v. spelled, or spelt (splt) spell·ing, spells
v. tr.
To name or write in order the letters constituting (a word or part of a word).
To constitute the letters of (a word): These letters spell animal.
To add up to; signify: Their unwise investment could spell financial ruin.

v. intr.
To form words by means of letters.

Spelt looks weird, maybe it's a british thing or something?

You know what I'm thinking?

That you hate it when people reply to themselves?

Totally! What the fuck is up with that?

/edit: no shit? you can edit your own responses? Since when?

Oh, since forever? That's fucked up!

OMG Cloudancer could not convey a clear thought in text to save his ass, he was sucky in groups and boring to group with, unless it was just the two of you, then he was a good shammy in a duo situation.

But still, dumb as rocks

This thread is sucking my will to live...

/pharm

"You're" is conversational, but generally acceptable on the 'net as it's informal, but we're being nazis, so it should be expanded. Also note the semi-colon.

You're is simply a contraction of 'you are'.
Nowhere are contractions considered unacceptable.

"spelled" is what you do to a horse between races. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=spelled

As per the link you provided :

v. spelled,
To name or write in order the letters constituting (a word or part of a word).
To constitute the letters of (a word): These letters spell animal.

"wrong" should not be used here, it generally has a moral aspect, and "incorrectly" reads better.

Both are acceptable.
Neither is grammatically incorrect (or wrong).

badger badger badger

miir wrote:

"wrong" should not be used here, it generally has a moral aspect, and "incorrectly" reads better.

Both are acceptable.
Neither is grammatically incorrect (or wrong).

Neither is technically incorrect, but I don't think too many editors would agree that the usage is acceptable.

Anyway, the whole point was the illustration that few here are technically proficient as editors and people should just leave off with all the grammar nazi shite.

Pilsburry wrote: The liquid is dairy, more so then cheese....so if your lactose intolerant that's reason #2 to not get it.

I could have fucking sworn that lactose intolerant meant you avoided cheeses. I also thought pizza generally had cheese on it. So who the fuck is lactose intolerant and ordering pizza anyway. Or do they order like the opposite of a polio string cheese.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was talked about earlier in this thread, but the more I read Pilsburry's post the more I tend to skip over anything and just point out how fucking stupid one line may seem.

Waffle House rules. And I did have one of those pizza's and it wasn't that bad at all.

Actually I covered it 2 or 3 times with links to comments by experts on the subject.