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Posted: May 1, 2003, 8:49 am
by Kluden
Geek they may say to
the Star Trek fan inside you,
Just say 'Bleeble-Weep'.
Posted: May 1, 2003, 9:22 am
by Pherr the Dorf
chipmunks seduce, flames
destroy, onions wither, hogs
screaming, limply sting
Re: -
Posted: May 1, 2003, 10:25 am
by Legenae
Aranuil wrote:Ravvenn wrote:Pills says fake bewbs are the win
real ones he loves not
still the beaver he cannot get in
We have a winner!
No we don't!
Posted: May 1, 2003, 10:48 am
by vn_Tanc
Talk like Yoda
Then pass it off as Haiku
A fool this can do
I am teh win
Posted: May 1, 2003, 11:08 am
by Zergs Dangermouse
Mangina scary thought
send email with pic thats hawt
then out comes the cock
Posted: May 1, 2003, 11:11 am
by Kaldaur
People are broken
Lesbians against Bush, Grats!
You fail at life.
-
Posted: May 1, 2003, 11:41 am
by Ravvenn
I can't count when drunk
vodka is so mean to me
pills is still poopy
ps:made edit on other one
Posted: May 1, 2003, 11:52 am
by Xyphir
Shut the fuck up, Noob!
Lick my nutsack, you cave newt!
Welcome to Flame Vault.
Posted: May 1, 2003, 1:01 pm
by pyrella
These Haiku's be paid
Can't use the points to get laid
Please drink Gatorade
Posted: May 1, 2003, 1:05 pm
by Kelgar
To all the retards:
If you believe everything
You read, best not read
Posted: May 1, 2003, 1:13 pm
by Kaelina
Didn't look both ways
Almost hit pedestrian
Noel should not drive van
(<3 the FF memories)
Posted: May 1, 2003, 1:14 pm
by Hayley
Haiku so simple
Blaming the vodka is dumb
Make you look stupid
Posted: May 1, 2003, 1:17 pm
by Kelgar
It's better to find
A whole worm in your apple
Over half a worm
Posted: May 1, 2003, 1:21 pm
by Hayley
Reading the haiku
Like talking to Asian mom
Broken Engrish fun!
Posted: May 1, 2003, 1:33 pm
by Kylere
Umm you bunch of autohaiku generator using losers!!
Oh btw traditional a haiku must include a reference indicating a season of the year. (Apple blossoms for spring, snow for winter, or state the season etc) So 99% of you need to go back to step one.
5
7
5
Sorry lame losers
You have no flow time to go
Winter snow choke you
Posted: May 1, 2003, 2:03 pm
by Xouqoa
kylere thinks he smart
flaunts his haiku writing skills
fresh cut grass smells good
Re: -
Posted: May 1, 2003, 2:04 pm
by Winnow
Ravvenn wrote:Pills says fake bewbs are the win
real ones he loves not
still the beaver he cannot get in
Best one since Brit's Mangina haiku. To bad it's disqualified for structure : (
Pils can woo women
Tells them that he is teh shit
Yet shit on he gets
Posted: May 1, 2003, 2:05 pm
by Atokal
Strange things at VV
points to be had for haiku
Pyrella owns you
Posted: May 1, 2003, 2:14 pm
by Animalor
Dancin Banana
It looks like a vibrator
Makes the girlies spring
Posted: May 1, 2003, 2:47 pm
by pyrella
Furry winter box
wet and slick springtime beaver
don't Fall down the hole
I used the seasons
don't accuse me of treason
it's a cruel summer
Posted: May 1, 2003, 2:49 pm
by Xyphir
Kylere wrote:Umm you bunch of autohaiku generator using losers!!
Oh btw traditional a haiku must include a reference indicating a season of the year. (Apple blossoms for spring, snow for winter, or state the season etc) So 99% of you need to go back to step one.
5
7
5
Haiku was traditionally five lines... syllable counts 5, 7, 5, 7, 7
and 'usually' started with a reference to seasons, but did not require it.
Winter winds whisper
'The earth shall soon be renewed'
Silence reigns for now.
Posted: May 1, 2003, 2:50 pm
by Arsecn
Masekle pwns you
says he will come to fan faire
bend you over stump
Posted: May 1, 2003, 2:54 pm
by Laliana
Instead of work done
My day is wasted reading
Threads on VeeshanVault
Posted: May 1, 2003, 2:57 pm
by Legenae
Soreali wrote:Legs is really hot
She has really nice legs and,
is canadian
so true..
Dreat is a gimp monk
That lucky son of a bitch
So much hate for Dreat
The rogue is smitten
but I prefer sexay monks
Sucks to be you, rogue
(sorry Sore, couldn't think of anything else)
Posted: May 1, 2003, 2:58 pm
by Kelgar
Aran'ul likes pies
Fesuni craves the manmeat
Well...to each their own
Posted: May 1, 2003, 3:08 pm
by Pilsburry
Ravvenn so hateful
Shes ike a cold winter breeze
I dub her ice queen
Posted: May 1, 2003, 3:39 pm
by Kaelina
Haj, lort, edderkop
Fun to learn new Danish words
Drolgin is a Swede
Posted: May 1, 2003, 3:42 pm
by Shaerra
You motherfuckers
eat shit, shit out shit, eat that
Jay and Silent Bob
Posted: May 1, 2003, 3:49 pm
by Kargyle
Many haikus are bad
This one is no different
My poetry sucks
Posted: May 1, 2003, 3:50 pm
by Winnow
Shaerra makes me laugh
Pushing your buttons always
It makes me horny
Posted: May 1, 2003, 3:54 pm
by Laliana
Winnow O Winnow
What the hell is wrong with you
You are turning soft.
Posted: May 1, 2003, 3:59 pm
by Hayley
Winnow is much
Gentle petite flower his
Personality
Posted: May 1, 2003, 4:00 pm
by Winnow
Laliana Hon
Your name took almost full line
You rock also Wench!
Posted: May 1, 2003, 4:03 pm
by Rojer
POEB Dev!
Run Away, You'll Be ok!
I'm comming 4 u!
the rathe are teh suck
12 fags spawn in 7 mins
wtf this shit
I want in teh Time
SOE make da cockblock
much h8 for them fags
everquest too big
too many spelling errors
fix them pls k thx
sometiems I hate this
wtf were they thinking
they smoke too much crack
FF Chicago
baseball is not very fun
but beer will be drank
this is all I have
I will probably think more
but for now thats it
Posted: May 1, 2003, 4:05 pm
by Xouqoa
grey sky, rain falls - yuck
all day long it keeps raining
should go back to bed
Posted: May 1, 2003, 4:23 pm
by Pilsburry
My new little tree,
Why are you losing your leaves?
You better not die.
I got mud on shoes
when I plant you in the ground
you pain in the ass
Posted: May 1, 2003, 4:25 pm
by Hayley
The Rathe encounter
Much tears and whines to ensue
I giggle inside
Posted: May 1, 2003, 4:30 pm
by cid
TK Pyrella
TK Aranuil ha
Looking for new squad
Posted: May 1, 2003, 4:36 pm
by Drolgin Steingrinder
In Danish I will
continue to weave my
poetic flowers
Ingen her fatter
en brik af hvad jeg skriver
ha! owned på Dansk
Min fiskekutter
fanger edderkopperne,
har lort i trussen.
Æbleblomsten er
måske et tegn på sommer
Korte kjoler, tak!
Posted: May 1, 2003, 4:37 pm
by Arsecn
so mesmerizing
she beckons me, open legs
Cid's avatar owns
Posted: May 1, 2003, 4:43 pm
by Lalanae
No more VV points.
I spent them on gifts for friends.
Must cyber for more.
Posted: May 1, 2003, 4:43 pm
by Shaerra
I miss teh Winnow,
Planetside is like Tribes 3
Except you must pay.
Posted: May 1, 2003, 4:46 pm
by Laliana
VV points are low
A smile and a kiss fail
Pyrella says no
Posted: May 1, 2003, 4:52 pm
by Winnow
I would give a gift
fear I will use all my points
get glow right on name
Posted: May 1, 2003, 4:53 pm
by Acies
Arsecn wrote:so mesmerizing
she beckons me, open legs
Cid's avatar owns
Pahrey's avatar,
You making kitty scared,
pwn's all y'all
Posted: May 1, 2003, 4:55 pm
by noel
Delicate rosebud
Your glamour alive in spring
Still no poon for Pils
Posted: May 1, 2003, 4:56 pm
by Lalanae
There's no dark purple
As a color option there
I am very sad
Posted: May 1, 2003, 5:04 pm
by Shaerra
Kylere wrote:Oh btw traditional a haiku must include a reference indicating a season of the year. (Apple blossoms for spring, snow for winter, or state the season etc) So 99% of you need to go back to step one.
Xouqoa wrote:kylere thinks he smart
flaunts his haiku writing skills
fresh cut grass smells good
hahahahaha
this made me laugh irl
pretty witty guys
Posted: May 1, 2003, 5:05 pm
by noel
Raindrops softly fall
Nourishing blessed flora
Spangaloid still dumb
Posted: May 1, 2003, 5:07 pm
by cid
Ransure trains the zone
he shouts 'LIVE SIDE TO DEAD SIDE!"
paying for a rez
yes edits I suk ass!!