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Posted: April 28, 2005, 3:14 pm
by masteen
nobody wrote:but the enterprize didn't have the Force
The Force ain't got shit on multi-frequency phaser arrays.
Posted: April 28, 2005, 3:19 pm
by nobody
but you can beat those with light sabers. light sabers deflect everything.
Posted: April 28, 2005, 3:50 pm
by Voronwë
masteen you are a certified f-a-g!!!
Posted: April 28, 2005, 4:02 pm
by masteen
FUK U HITLER!!!
Posted: April 28, 2005, 6:58 pm
by Kaldaur
Who needs the Force when you have fucking photon torpedos?
"Quick, Obi-Wan, push over the droids!"
"Too late, Luke, the Enterprise just fucking beamed my lightsaber and my manhood away from me, and now they blew us into three pieces just by flying into us."
Even though Star Trek would totally dominate Star Wars, I found a funny Star Wars video on compfused.net. Check it out, it's from England and hilarious.
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/516/
Posted: April 28, 2005, 7:25 pm
by Ebumar
Kald - we just went through MATHEMATICAL (meaning: true) summaries on fights between Starwars vs Star Trek. Starwars won EVERY time.
Posted: April 28, 2005, 8:01 pm
by noel
We did?
Posted: April 28, 2005, 8:24 pm
by Mak
The Q Continuum > The Jedi Knights, and I'd pit the Borg against any clone army you can muster, mister.
Posted: April 28, 2005, 8:31 pm
by nobody
but the Force is IN everything so theoretically the Q, were they to exist in the same dimension as Yoda, probably used the force. so by that logic it kinda evens the playing field.
Posted: April 29, 2005, 9:06 am
by Kguku
Kaldaur wrote:Who needs the Force when you have fucking photon torpedos?
"Quick, Obi-Wan, push over the droids!"
"Too late, Luke, the Enterprise just fucking beamed my lightsaber and my manhood away from me, and now they blew us into three pieces just by flying into us."
Even though Star Trek would totally dominate Star Wars, I found a funny Star Wars video on compfused.net. Check it out, it's from England and hilarious.
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/516/
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Ess ... nutes.html - read that summary to get a quick understanding of the spec's between starwars and star trek ships. If you're too lazy to read it here you go:
Star Trek ship @ warp 9.6 is ~2000c
Starwars ship can do up to 10,000,000c
Star Trek shields heat dissipation @ 3311GW
Starwars shields heat dissipation can do up to 2,000,000,000GW
Photon Torpedo 64 megatons
Starwars missle 190 megatons
Star Trek main phasers 3.6GW
Starwars canon 64,000GW
etc etc.
That's comparing a ship like Slave-1 (Boba Fett's ship) to the Enterprise D.
So not sure how you would think Star Trek would kick more ass.
EDIT:
I forgot to add that starwars had the death star, which would just go blow up Earth and be done with the bullshit anyways.
Posted: April 29, 2005, 10:00 am
by Bubba Grizz
Though I love them both, Star Wars would slaughter Star Trek.
Posted: April 29, 2005, 7:55 pm
by Winnow
Bubba Grizz wrote:Though I love them both, Star Wars would slaughter Star Trek.
So Yoda > Q?
Posted: April 29, 2005, 8:25 pm
by Lohrno
Bubba Grizz wrote:Though I love them both, Star Wars would slaughter Star Trek.
No way! Geordi would just reconfigure the deflector array, and everything would be fine!
Posted: April 30, 2005, 1:55 am
by Dregor Thule
This thread is like a bunch of guys trying to compare dick sizes, but the competitions to see who can have the smallest one

Posted: April 30, 2005, 2:01 am
by Canelek
No shit! and all this talk of 'canon' is making my nipples un-hard.
Posted: April 30, 2005, 2:55 am
by Sylvos
Dregor Thule wrote:This thread is like a bunch of guys trying to compare dick sizes, but the competitions to see who can have the smallest one

you're right, you win. =(
=D
Posted: April 30, 2005, 5:05 am
by Lohrno
Mine went concave!!
Posted: April 30, 2005, 5:13 am
by Canelek
that would probably be due to the anime thing.
Posted: April 30, 2005, 12:56 pm
by Sylvus
Several posters in this thread need to learn the difference between "canon" and "cannon". I think canno might have been hinting at that.
Posted: May 2, 2005, 11:43 am
by Marbus
Updating Joseph's picture on the previous page, looks better with the saber on
Marb
Posted: May 2, 2005, 12:00 pm
by Lohrno
Canelek wrote:that would probably be due to the anime thing.
It's anime style but it's not from anime (at least not to my knowledge). That's Laharl the main char in Disgaea - Hour of Darkness.