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Shaerra wrote:
Nothing could be farther from the truth. Over the last week Noel and I had not only made up...we became lovers. Noel was on his way to our secluded moutain cabin. We met there because he feared that teh fnord would find out about our torrid love affair.

Seems far fetched but Fesuni told me that shaved legs on men are irresistible.

Shaerra: Not guilty

Shaerra - Guilty

Canoe : Not guilty
Shaerra: Not guilty

Canoe's defense is liek a rock. Shaerra's is questionable and I see the motive but I will give her the benefit of the doubt because it's too obvious a target.

Canoe- Guilty, defense was thrown together too quickly

Shaerra- Guilty...alibi was off on a limb, fry em both imo they both seem like mafia to me

Shaerra Voting Status

Shaerra - Guilty, thats a horrible allibi.

Rivera Bladestrike wrote:Shaerra - Guilty, thats a horrible allibi.

The mental imagery alone will give me nightmares for days!

Shaerra- Guilty- it's just like a woman to feign love in order to plot evil, insidious revenge!!

Canoe- Not Guilty- Very few can pull off the great cook/despicable murderer role. Hannibal Lechter was the last, and I don't think Canoe can compete with that.

Lohrno wrote:Shaerra Voting Status

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Guilty              Not Guilty
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Shanter              Lynks
Spang                Animale
Lynnsie              Winnow
Shaerra              Hoarmurath

Shaerra even voted herself guilty.

I know, sorry...I just caught that. Was supposed to be you. I'll re-check the votes carefully when it comes time for sentencing.

shaerra guilty

shaerra - guilty

I voted on canoe already...

Shaerra: Not Guilty...

enjoying the writing so far.. good for a few laughs!

Too early to judge.

Shaerra: Not Guilty
Canoe: Not Guilty

Shaerra-Guilty. She no doubt put fireitch on his shaving cream which made him lose control of the bike, I'm not taking the bait.
Canoe-Not guilty. Canoe has photographic proof he wasn't murdering.

Shaerra: guilty

Anyone that makes me picture Noel naked while shaving his legs deserves to fry.

Shaerra: Not Guilty
Canoe: Not Guilty

Shaerra - guilty
Canoe - not guilty

Shaerra - guilty
Canoe - not guilty

Sentencing - Canoe

Canoe, the jury has found you to be not guilty of the crimes commited last night. You are free to go.

Voting for Shaerra will continue till 6PM PST.

Shaerra - Not Guilty.

Sentencing - Shaerra

Judge: "Shaerra, you have been found guilty of the killings that went on last night. In light of your *shudder* testimony (which by the way I have little reason to believe, and much to doubt..), I have taken the liberty of sending out a couple of our boys in blue to secure the necessary equipment for your particular execution. I am sure you will enjoy it!"

The bailiff and another police officer escort Shaerra down a hall from the courtroom. Three doors down to the right is a room with a tile floor, and a chair complete with restraints. The officers bring her here, and secure her. One officer stays to make sure nothing funny is going on, while another leaves the room momentarily.

"Comfy?" The bailiff asks.

"Oh fuck you, I'm innocent you twat, let me go!" Shaerra not so calmly replies.

A squeaking of small wheels is heard down the hall, and the sound of something heavy being pushed can be heard. The other officer returns with a large steel cylinder with a small steel hose attached. At the end of the hose is a small knob. The baliff inserts a mouthpiece into Shaerra's mouth, which ensures that she can not close it. The officer who a minute ago was wheeling the cylinder turns the knob, on the sheel hose. Instantly, white foam shoots out. Then, he inserts the hose deep into Shaerra's esophagus. Both then leave the room.

2 hours later, the only occupant of this room was a very dead and very bloated Shaerra.

There was a small sticker on the bottom of the cylinder.

It read: Property of Barbasol incorporated.



RIP Citizen Shaerra.

teh anticipation!

Night 2

The end of the day brings death to many, and a breath of relief to few.

Mafa- Tell me who you want to kill tonight.

Teenybloke makes a political statement!

Teenybloke was walking home from trial. He decided that from this day forward, he would take a different route home to avoid being hit by the mafia. He only got the chance to do this once. Down one street, up the other, and through the dark alley behind the warehouse he went.

The mafia however were a few steps ahead of him. They had seen him comming this way, and had ran around the building to meet him. When Teenybloke rounded the corner behind the warehouse, he was grabbed. He tried to struggle, to kick his assailants in the nads, etc., but it was no use. They started by punching him, and putting stickers over his face. When Teeny would rach for his face, his attackers would hit him over the head with a large metal object of some kind. Two minutes later he succumbed to the asphyxia.

Teenybloke's corpse travelled across the ocean via a small unlicenced cesna to his home land, Ireland. Somewhere over the pristine Irish countryside, his body was unceremoniously shoved out of the plane.

The next day a farmer and his flock of sheep and his dog would find his corpse - covered in blue bumper stickers with white writing - "Bush Cheney '04"

RIP Citizen Teenybloke

rofl!

Winnow's lucky pick.

Winnow, always one to do his research before betting on horses quietly slipped into the stables at the racetrack. This wasn't easy considering the armed security guards, cameras, and watchdogs. He had slipped in through a window, and was crawling around the rafters inspecting the horses.

"Not bad form....That one's a little scrawny but might have some stamina..." Winnow said as he evaluated the horses.

Unbeknownst to Winnow, betting is one of the domains of the Mafia. They had trained one of their nags to attack him on sight/smell. So, as Winnow crawled above to look at this pathetic looking horse, it had awaken from it's slumber and looked a bit perturbed.

The horse let out a loud angry sound and started to kick the stable wall. After about 4 kicks Winnow lost his balance and fell into it's stall...where it trampled him to a thick paste.

RIP Citizen Winnow.

Whoa Nelly!

Drolgin drinks quite a bit!

Drolgin Steingrinder as per his usual routine went to the bar at the end of the day. After he drank his 6th beer, the bartender handed him a 7th.

"Hey, I didn't order that!" Drolgin protested.

"If it were up to me I wouldn't be handin em out, but that guy down there bought you a round."

Drolgin lifted the beer in a half-hearted toast salute to the dark haired man at the end of the bar. He then drank it all in 3 swigs.

The bartender put another in front of him.

"Thanksh again good shir!" Drolgin yelled, and drank the 8th.

This went on for about an hour until Drolgin had put back about 20 more. Unfortunately, it hit him then. He passed out on the bar...for good. With a BAC of 2.3.

RIP Citizen Drolgin Steingrinder

Pfft, Drolgin you wus! I've had much worse than .23!! And I was CONSCIOUS!

wtf.

that better have been proper european beer. no person in the world would die after drinking 20 american beers - well yeah, maybe out of BOREDOM!

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They were hardcore strong european beers.

PS: I know that last one(one?) was pretty lame, I accept full responsibility.

I didn't have so much time last night.

I'll give you a more proper death when I get some more time Drolgin...I feel all bad now.

Day 3

A new day, a new chance to catch some mafia! Detectives, tell me who you want for trial today.

Ahaha you fucker!

Day 3 Trials




Two of you are brought into the courtroom to respond to the accusations brought on them.

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Midnyte_Ragebringer -



Midnyte_Ragebringer is hauled into the courtroom.

The Detectives say:

The recent death of Teenybloke reeks of irony, and a conservative twisted patriotic slant. Who else could it have been?

Midnyte_Ragebringer please post your defense.
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Fash -



Fash is also accused in connection with the crimes mentioned.

Fash please post your defense.

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, honestly, i am not part of the mafia.

I was home last night playing ping-pong with 3 friends, and then I stayed up late planning/programming something.. which you can see at http://www.fosco.com/clicktogether

I couldn't have done this, and I didn't like how teeny died

Fash - Not Guilty. [edited]

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury. The Detectives in this case obviously did no research at all before hauling me in for this crime. They assume I must have done this because there were Bush/Cheney bumper stickers on the body.

As a mere citizen of society, who would harm anyone at all anyway, but if I were....why would I leave somethign that would draw the attention of everyone right to me? I would never do such a thing.

This was obviously an attempt by the killers to frame me. Don't let them get away with this. Please.

Voting is open for both

Midnyte_Ragebringer Fash

Midnyte: Guilty- put out an obvious motive so you can have a reasonable doubt defense. Not buying it!
Fash: Not Guilty- Work is work.

Canoe, it was mostly planning!.. and my friends stayed till almost 1am so I didn't get much time after that even..

i vote

Midnyte: Guilty

Midnyte: not guilty - possible planned doubt defense, but framing seems more likely
Fash: not guilty - can I have some free marmoleum?

edit: enough for a 10'x10' room would be great, thanks!

Midnyte - not guilty - definitely making him the obvious is an obvious framing job.

Fash - guilty, the Bush avatar concludes it.

Midnyte : Guilty
Fash: Guilty

Due to the fact that they are both Italian!!!

Going to go Guilty on Midnyte for this one - if he truly was innocent he could have done a better job at defending himself!

And since the Jury hasn't come to a conclusion - can I switch Fash to not guilty? His new avatar has convinced me! (In reality I looked back at Fash's voting, and uniless certain others are mafia that he is aware of his voting doesn't seem to be consistent of a mafia member).

Canoe wrote:Going to go Guilty on Midnyte for this one - if he truly was innocent he could have done a better job at defending himself!

And since the Jury hasn't come to a conclusion - can I switch Fash to not guilty? His new avatar has convinced me! (In reality I looked back at Fash's voting, and uniless certain others are mafia that he is aware of his voting doesn't seem to be consistent of a mafia member).

That is acceptable. It's not required, but I'd appreciate if you edited your original post too...updated...

PS: Voting will close at 4PM PST today.

Midnyte - Not guilty - Not buying the obvious frame job either
Fash - Guilty

Midnyte: Guilty
Fash: Not Guilty

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:As a mere citizen of society, who would harm anyone at all anyway

He said himself! Citizens don't harm people. Mafia harms people, and according to Midnyte's statement, he harms people.

Rivera Bladestrike wrote:

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:As a mere citizen of society, who would harm anyone at all anyway

He said himself! Citizens don't harm people. Mafia harms people, and according to Midnyte's statement, he harms people.

Was a typo. I am being framed. *cries*