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Anyone want to take my 100 vv bet that rellix is mafia?

Fash's Fatal Foam Fondling

Fash was strolling down the street home from trial. He had gotten his new mousepad today, and was very excited. Not only was it orthopaedically correct, but more important to him was it's shape. A picture of some Anime diva was printed on it, and near the bottom for wrist support were two foam breasts.

Fash walked down the street fingering these breasts with his thumb. With a smile on his face and a bulge in his pants, he was oblivious to the world around him. He couldn't wait to get his new mousepad home for some quality time.

Had he been paying attention, he would have heard the approaching loud simple bass rhythms comming from a car that rapidly gaining on him.

"Sup?" A voice to his left said.

Fash whipped his head around to see the last thing he would ever see. A Lincoln continental with chrome rims, lowered suspension, a purple ground effect light, a loud paint job, and a very disgruntled looking occupant firing an uzi at him. Fash stood there shaking as a torrent of bullets riddled his body. When the mafia's clip was unloaded, Fash fell to the ground.

The Mafia car's tires screeched as it sped away, pounding out the same bass rhythms over and over.

When the coroners arrived they had found that the Mafia apparently have a sense of humor. A sad face pattern like this: : ( was shot into Fash's belly.

RIP Citizen Fash

Day will break sometime tomorrow when I can...Probably the same time but I can't guarantee it.

I think most of us have some weekend things to do, so the pace will go slower basically when I can coordinate people. As for voting, I will just wait till a couple hours after 5 or 6 people have voted when I can.

Can anyone post who they think what is what? I'm pretty sure I have it narrow'd down to the 2 mafia and detective.

No sorry, only those who are playing...and not dead please.

Day 4

The dawn approaches and brings with it the hopes of a new day.

Detective, please tell me who you would like on trial today.

Day 4 Trial





Kargyle is brought up onto the stand for the murders of Spang, Fash and Sionistic.

Out with it Kargyle!

i guess he's pleading the fifth. unless i get a good alabi i think i'll have to go with guilty. even though his avatar rocks me.

I'm being a little more lenient with him because it is the weekend...He's got till tomorrow night...

Lohrno wrote:I'm being a little more lenient with him because it is the weekend...He's got till tomorrow night...

Fair enough.

is the trial tonight or tomorrow?

fuck it, guilty.

Guilty.

Roast his hippo arse, GUILTY

Ok, Karg didn't show up. Voting starts now and ends tomorrow at 2pm. Should he post a defense between now and then...you can all change your votes. (You could before too )

Not Guilty

I just want to apoligize for not being around. My gf lives out of tonw, and was visiting this weekend, so I didn't really have any time for the computer this weekend.

That being said, it couldn' have been me!! I was with my girlfriend all weekend.

Allright, Kargyle has posted a small defense. I'll give you all till 4pm PST to vote/reconsider. Night will fall again at 6PST and will resume normal schedule for the week.

PS As another side note, the time of the killings has little do with who did it. The Mafia could have PMed me the previous day, or immediately. All you know is the Mafia did it before I posted it at some point.

I'd reccommend looking at unusual behavior. This is not a hint in any way. I don't deal in hints, I deal in death.

kargyle's defense is that he has a life!? i'm definately voting guilty.

Trial Status as of 10:40PST

Not guilty.

can the dead vote?

No the dead are not allowed to vote.

<scrolls up> oh, I see, I thought noel was found guilty in the first trial. That'll teach me to assume!

Not Guilty

As a side note, I tried using the <pre> tags, but it doesn't work. Could we get a preformatted text thing so making columns and such is easier?

not guilty

These guys say you're guilty
And they're real tight with Stragi



avast ye maties

And With that, voting has concluded in an impasse.

I'll wait for the detective to PM me his decision in this.

Either that or one of you can change their vote.


Sentencing may take place tonight. Regardless, night will fall at 6pm PST.

if the citizens don't kill people at trial, they can never win the game.

citizens need to realize that the mafia wants to vote not guilty regardless of who is on the stand. if a citizen dies or not, they can still exclude him from the possibility of being the detective, while you can not exclude them from being mafia.

only citizens are being killed every night.. and while you may kill an innocent citizen at trial, if you let go a guilty one go free, you're sure to lose the game. you have 2 to kill, they only have 1 to kill.

The pool is dwindling down and the mafia have a shrinking number to choose from of who the detective is, he has obviously not been on trial and is not dead. hello basic math. if the mafia figures out who the detective is, it's game over and they'll be 250vv richer each.

i suppose a risky detective could put himself on the stand.. but that would be really lame for the game to end day 1 with the citizens frying the detective.

Fash wrote:if the citizens don't kill people at trial, they can never win the game.

citizens need to realize that the mafia wants to vote not guilty regardless of who is on the stand. if a citizen dies or not, they can still exclude him from the possibility of being the detective, while you can not exclude them from being mafia.

Nope...

Detectives can put themselves on Trial.

Mafia would likely want to kill people at trial...I mean they know who they are, and one less citizen is benficial to them. If they kill the detective, they win.

only citizens are being killed every night.. and while you may kill an innocent citizen at trial, if you let go a guilty one go free, you're sure to lose the game. you have 2 to kill, they only have 1 to kill.

You can bring people back to trial...

The pool is dwindling down and the mafia have a shrinking number to choose from of who the detective is, he has obviously not been on trial and is not dead. hello basic math. if the mafia figures out who the detective is, it's game over and they'll be 250vv richer each.

noel was let go. He could be the detective, mafia, or a citizen. If someone is let go from trial, it doesn't tell you anything...

I will only tell you what people are if they are convicted/killed.

Fash wrote: i suppose a risky detective could put himself on the stand.. but that would be really lame for the game to end day 1 with the citizens frying the detective.

Yeah but I would likely choose another detective at day 1. I mean come on, the game has to last more than one day right? FYI I haven't done that.

i phantom edited before you posted about the detective putting himself on the stand... that does change things a bit as noel could be the detective in theory.. i just don't see it as a first-time-player strategy and if that turns out to be the case but they lose, i'll send him the vv's he would've won... but anyways...

/bong

i hope you're doing this again lohrno...

Fash wrote: i hope you're doing this again lohrno...

I think there's enough interest. If we get around 20 people I can make it 2 pairs of mafia (rival gangs who want to kill the other mafia gang as well) and 2 detectives.

Day 4 Trial - Sentencing

Half the townsfolks suspicions are enough for the court in the absence of detective input.

The townsfolk, thirsty for blood have decided that simple electrocution is not satisfying enough this time. Instead, Kargyle is dragged out into the square, where the police put on silly hats and assist in hacking Kargyle's body to pieces.

"Wha? I COULDN'T HAVE! I WAS WITH MY *thunk*" says Kargyle interrupted as the hatchet lobs his head clean off.



RIP Kargyle the Citizen.

Night 4

Night has fallen and you citizens know what that means...Someone is about to go to the morgue...Mafia- let me know who you kill tonight.

Rellix scores a home run by using his head!

Rellix started to walk home from trial when a good idea came to him. He would visit a titty bar and go get shlackered. That would take the edge off the days' events.

So Rellix headed to the seedier part of town. When he got there, a sleezy looking man in a pink fedora cap approached him.

"Psst yo man, come over here. We gots this show you won't fuckin BELIEVE!" The guy who looked like a pimp said.

"Are the girls okay looking at least?" Rellix asked.

"Hell yes! Some fine ass! Just $100!"

Rellix talked him down to $75. The man gave him some directions. Rellix was bored and didn't have much to lose, so he followed them.

"This doesn't seem right." Rellix said, standing in a dark warehouse.

Suddenly, music from somewhere distant was being played.

Get your wig spilt bitch and we out
Get your wig spilt bitch and we out
Get your wig spilt bitch and we out
Tell these motherfuckers what we talking about
Die, die
Diemuthafucka diemuthafuckadie
Die, die
Diemuthafucka diemuthafuckadie
Die, die
Diemuthafucka diemuthafuckadie
Die, die

Rellix headed for the door, but was stopped by a baseball bat to the head. The music played on, but Rellix didn't notice as he was being beaten repeatedly by two shadowy figures.

When the music stopped after what seemed like an eternity, but was a matter of seconds, Rellix was kneeling on the ground coughing up blood.

The last thing Rellix heard was two steps.

The Mafia had knocked Rellix' head clean off with the baseball bat and sent it flying across the warehouse.

Another Citizen bites the dust.

I'll take that bet now Fash.

hey too late now....

i really thought you were mafia!

Lohrno wrote:The townsfolk, thirsty for blood have decided that simple electrocution is not satisfying enough this time. Instead, Kargyle is dragged out into the square, where the police put on silly hats and assist in hacking Kargyle's body to pieces.


RIP Kargyle the Citizen.

ew! they gutted him! poor guy...I think the townspeople might be a worse fate than the mafia!

Did a bit more than gutted, I'd say. Beheaded, eviscerated, and I think the guy in the lower right is setting a fire to his old clothes. He was also tortured a bit - you notice the cut running under his left rib before it terminates into the long gash down his stomach that ends at his anus.. he wasn't castrated, as you can see them limply hanging...

But dang. That's one hungry hungry hippo that won't be eating much anymore.

Day 5

The hopes and dreams in this town are dwindling as fast as our small community is. Many of you are still alive... But so are the Mafia.

Trial will start at 11PST hopefully.

Day 5 Trial





nobody is brought into the courtroom to answer to the accusations of killing Spang, Sionisitc, Rellix and Fash.

The Detective in this case wishes to post evidence, yet remain anonymous for obvious reasons. I have reworded it to prevent anyone from analyzing the writing style.


The Detective says:

I am pretty sure Mr. nobody is Mafia.

The way I see it is this - Cosider the timeline of events.


Night 1 - The Mafia kills Spang. Since it was day 1, no one cares. It could have been anyone. Almost everyone hates Spang.



Day 2 - Noel is put on trial. He had a good alibi, the mafia wouldn't post physical evidence that would accidentally implicate them.

Night 2 - Sionistic is offed. Again, not many really care.



Day 3 - Kargyle accuses Fash, but Lalanae goes on trial. Why Lalanae?
Because she also has reason to hate Sionistic and Spang like noel. She was indisposed however, and was quickly brought to (in)justice. Nobody voted guilty here, and of the ones that didn't - Karglye, Rellix and Noel, 2 of them were disposed of.

Night 3 - Fash is taken care of by the Mafia. I had highly suspected him, but my hopes were dashed this night.


Day 4 - Kargyle seemed to protest too much and was brought to trial, only to find himself executed. Nobody, Akaran, Tenuvil, and Waran all voted guilty.

Night 4 - Rellix is taken out of the picture. He was one of the most consistent 'not guilty' voters. This means that only a couple questionables, and a player that was 'proven innocent'
who vote 'not guilty.'


In light of the timeline, and nobody's consitent guilty voting, I think we should fry him. He almost always votes 'guilty' and talks a lot, but he is not dead. It seems he would like to take out as many citizens as possible as fast as he can. By taking out those who vote 'innocent' he is making sure that each trial ends with an execution. The more citizens that die, the better his odds are of survival. I think we're also pretty sure who his partner is, as he's an active poster, and votes guilty with the same regularity.

What do you have to say to this nobody?

i have voted innocent before, for noel. my alibi was that i was busy trolling the boards. my only crime is for participating. my suspicion has been on those who are participating less to stay out of the spotlight. i assure you, nobody is innocent!

you killed them that is sly sir

If you're trolling, you're available to kill... guilty!

Guilty as charged.

Voting Status:
Voting will end sometime between 4 and 5PM PST. Night will fall at 6PM PST.