Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:00 pm
C: Yes, you did!
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Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:01 pm
O: I never, never did anything...
Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:02 pm
C: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:03 pm
C: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:04 pm
O: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:04 pm
C: STUNNED?!?
Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:05 pm
O: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:08 pm
C: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:08 pm
O: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:10 pm
C: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:11 pm
O: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!
Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:11 pm
C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
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Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:12 pm
C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
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Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:13 pm
O: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:13 pm
C: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:14 pm
O: No no! 'E's pining!
Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:15 pm
C: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!He's fuckin' snuffed it!..... THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
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Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:16 pm
O: Well, I'd better replace it, then.
(he takes a quick peek behind the counter)
(he takes a quick peek behind the counter)
Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:17 pm
O: Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of parrots.
Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:18 pm
C: I see. I see, I get the picture.
Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:20 pm
O: (pause) I got a slug.
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Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:20 pm
C: Pray, does it talk?
Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:21 pm
O: Nnnnot really.
Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:22 pm
C: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?
Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:23 pm
O: Well! I never wanted to do this in the first place. I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
Posted: July 6, 2002, 8:24 pm
/bow
Posted: July 6, 2002, 9:59 pm
The world is not enough
Posted: July 6, 2002, 10:08 pm
Goldfinger
Posted: July 6, 2002, 10:12 pm
On her Majesties Secret Service
Posted: July 6, 2002, 10:18 pm
Casino Royale
Posted: July 6, 2002, 10:22 pm
Dr. No
Posted: July 6, 2002, 10:23 pm
From Russia with love
Posted: July 6, 2002, 10:23 pm
Thunderball
Posted: July 6, 2002, 10:24 pm
You only live twice
Posted: July 6, 2002, 10:25 pm
Diamonds are forever
Posted: July 6, 2002, 10:27 pm
Live and let Die
Posted: July 6, 2002, 10:28 pm
The Man with the Golden Gun
Posted: July 6, 2002, 10:30 pm
The Spy who loved me
Posted: July 6, 2002, 10:30 pm
Moonraker
Posted: July 6, 2002, 10:35 pm
For your eyes only
Posted: July 6, 2002, 10:39 pm
Octopussy
Posted: July 6, 2002, 10:39 pm
Never say Never Again
Posted: July 6, 2002, 10:51 pm
A view to a kill
Posted: July 6, 2002, 10:52 pm
The Living Daylights
Posted: July 6, 2002, 10:52 pm
License to Kill
Posted: July 6, 2002, 11:10 pm
Goldeneye
Posted: July 6, 2002, 11:17 pm
Tomorrow never dies
Posted: July 7, 2002, 1:40 am
yeah but ... Who was the best James Bond actor?
/drool Sean Connery ...
/drool Sean Connery ...
Posted: July 7, 2002, 1:06 pm
SEAN CONNERY!
Posted: July 7, 2002, 2:20 pm
Kylere, don't forget, 'Die Another Day' due out in Nov '02
Sean was definately the best bond.
and Drolgin, my friend. I
Parrot Sketch.
Sean was definately the best bond.
and Drolgin, my friend. I
Parrot Sketch.