Favorite line in a movie?

neeferio · Post by **neeferio** » May 28, 2003, 12:12 pm

Not sure if this has been done before, but I was thinking of some of my favorites and wanted to see what everyone else said because it was pretty humerous to me.

I'll start!

Caddy Shack

"The Dhali looked me straight in the eye and said, 'on your death bed, you will receive total... consciousness.' "So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

miir · Post by **miir** » May 28, 2003, 12:17 pm

There is no spoon

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » May 28, 2003, 12:27 pm

Too many favorite lines to post..

Ghostbusters:
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
No job is too big, no fee is too big..

Reloaded:
Agent to Smith: You.
Smith to Agent as he begins to copy: Me, me, me.
Smith2 to Smith1: Me too.

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » May 28, 2003, 12:34 pm

"Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but doesn't get you anywhere. Write that down." — Van Wilder

masteen · Post by **masteen** » May 28, 2003, 12:35 pm

I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia.
I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture and... kill them.
I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » May 28, 2003, 12:42 pm

Surely you can't be serious?

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

and the all time classic exhange:

Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low, but he couldn't handle it.

Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?

Witness: Right, Buddy was the bombardier, but it was Striker who couldn't handle it. And he went to pieces.

Prosecutor: Andy went to pieces?

Witness: No, Andy was the navigator, he was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.

Prosecutor: Howie came unglued?

Witness: Oh no, Howie was a rock, the best tail-gunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.

Prosecutor: And he bailed out?

Witness: No, Andy hung tough, Buddy bailed out! How we survived, was a miracle.

Prosecutor: Then Howie survived?

Witness: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.

Prosecutor: Over Macho Grande?

Witness: No, I don't think I'll ever be over Macho Grande. Those wounds run pretty deep.

Rojer · Post by **Rojer** » May 28, 2003, 12:43 pm

If history has taught me anything, it's that you can kill anybody.

-The Godfather

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » May 28, 2003, 12:50 pm

On the subject of cursing in French:

"It's like wiping your ass with silk."

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » May 28, 2003, 12:51 pm

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » May 28, 2003, 12:52 pm

"I LIKE IT!" - Emil Sinclair in Robocop. That film has about 10 million good lines though. Like "Bitches leave!". And others.

Full Metal Jacket is another great quotable.

Too. . .many. . .option. . . paralysis. . .gnn. . .

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » May 28, 2003, 1:17 pm

robocop had tooo many good quotes, and i think you might mean
-I'll buy that for a dollar!
and some others that i dont wanna delve into, or i'll have to pull out some robo dvd's.
How could i exclude my all time favorite movie The Fifth Element
Corbon- You green?
Ruby Rod- Supa Green!

Chinese Guy- It is good news!
Corbon- Like the last 2 messages i got? the first one was from my wife, saying that shes leaving me, the second one was from my lawyer saying hes leave, with my wife
Chinese Guy- Oh well chinese say, it never rain every day, i'll bet you lunch!
Corbon- Alright
Chinese Guy (Opens Messenge)- You are fired! oh..
Corbon- Well at least i got lunch
Chinese Guy- Good for lots of things!

And yes, way too many good lines from the godfather.
-Leave the gun, take the kinolis

Crav · Post by **Crav** » May 28, 2003, 1:22 pm

I don't remember the exact line and unfortuntely I don't have access to IMDB here at work. It's by Charlton Heston from Omega Man. He's hitting on the African American leading lady and his line was something like. "Your looking at 100% anglo saxon baby." I wish I remembered the rest of the lines cause when I heard that in the movie I couldn't stop laughing. Just hearing that line coming from him was too much, I think he was holding a gun too. If someone remembers the line please post it.

Arsecn · Post by **Arsecn** » May 28, 2003, 1:33 pm

Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

Ash - Army of Darkness

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » May 28, 2003, 1:41 pm

"You're ghostin us motherfucker! I don't care who you are back in the world, but if you give our position away one more time, I'll bleed you, real quiet, and leave you here. Got that?" - Predator

"How long on them sausages Charlie?" - Snatch

Post by **Sylvus** » May 28, 2003, 1:45 pm

Old, 1980s cocaine-high Chevy Chase had many of the greatest lines in all of movies.

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Ty Webb: I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you. But you were born to rub me first.

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Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny Noonan: Every day.
Ty Webb: Good. Then what's your problem?
Danny Noonan: I don't know

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Ty Webb: You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.

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Clark Griswold: This is crazy! This is crazy! This is crazy!

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Waiter: Would you like to order something, sir. I will put it on the Underhills' bill.
Fletch: Oh, yes. Very well. I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich and a... steak sandwich.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » May 28, 2003, 1:54 pm

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you will tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen pure evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

Christopher Walken, True Romance

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » May 28, 2003, 1:56 pm

Paul Muad'Dib: I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fears path, and only I will remain.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » May 28, 2003, 2:01 pm

"Can you hammer a 6-inch spike through a board with your penis? ... a girl's gotta have her standards." - Real Genius

Shashonna · Post by **Shashonna** » May 28, 2003, 2:07 pm

From The Princess Bride.....I love this lil passage

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that!
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead!
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH!!

Drustwyn · Post by **Drustwyn** » May 28, 2003, 2:14 pm

"When I was your age, television was books..."

"My name is Inigo Montoya (sp). You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Both from The Princess Bride

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » May 28, 2003, 2:21 pm

Hah! I just laughed out loud at work... they all think I'm crazy...

Baglaz · Post by **Baglaz** » May 28, 2003, 2:30 pm

"One time I dropped a cigar ash on Antoine's carpet. He made me pick it up....with my anus." TJ-Deuce Bigolo

rhyae · Post by **rhyae** » May 28, 2003, 2:35 pm

oh man, lots and lots like tancred said. I love that line from army of darkness, but its been used!
here are some more I like, but so many choices!

Princess Bride:
INIGO: Who are you?!
MAN IN BLACK: No one of consequence.
INIGO: I must know.
MAN IN BLACK: Get used to disappointment.
INIGO: (shrugs) Okay.

Apocolypse Now:
KILGORE: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. ....Smelled like - victory.

Full Metal Jacket:
HARTMAN:
Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking- standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
JOKER:
Sir, I said it, sir! Sergeant
HARTMAN:
Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

The Quiet Man:
Red Danaher: Write his name in my book! Now strike a line through it!

and my all time favorite from one of my favorite movies will always be:

Brody:
We're gonna need a bigger boat.

miir · Post by **miir** » May 28, 2003, 2:36 pm

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

He told me to forcibly insert the fear-love lifeline card into my anus!

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

My mom had to get a restraining order against my step dad. He has emotional problems.
Oh, I have those too! What kind does your step dad have?
He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.
Oh.

Topper · Post by **Topper** » May 28, 2003, 2:36 pm

Chris Tucker: ok, so tell me how the triads are going to kill us
jackie : First, they will torchure us for 10 days
Chris: ok, i can handle that, then what?
Jackie: then, they will cut off our eggrolls.
Chris: cut off our eggrolls?! oh hell no, im getting the hell out of here

been a while since i saw that movie, although i think thats perfect, if not close. (rush hour 2)

ha thanks edit, i just finished watching "how not to get your ass kicked by the police" by chris rock.. my bad.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » May 28, 2003, 2:49 pm

I think you mean Chris Tucker

Kluden · Post by **Kluden** » May 28, 2003, 3:00 pm

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women."

Dalmoth · Post by **Dalmoth** » May 28, 2003, 3:03 pm

"You know what Jack Burton says at a time like this?"
"Who?"
"Jack Burton, ME! Jack Burton says, what the hell."

-- Kurt Russel, Big Trouble in Little China

Somewhat paraprased

Peasent "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
Peasent "Come see the violence inherent in the system!"
King "I'm your king!"
Peasent "What, because some watery tart threw you a sword your king?"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Its a trick get an axe"
"Thats what we call pillow talk baby"
"Klatu Varada Ni /sneeze"
Ash - Army of Darkness

AoD has almost as many memorable quotes as the Holy Grail.

Mort · Post by **Mort** » May 28, 2003, 3:33 pm

Not meant to be racist...but I love this one.

"Ain't that a sad sight, daddy? A man walks into prison a white man, walks out talking like a fucking nigger. You know what? I think it's all that black semen been pumped up your ass so far, now it's backed into your fucking brain and it's coming out your mouth." Nice Guy Eddie - Reservoir Dogs

Psyloche · Post by **Psyloche** » May 28, 2003, 3:35 pm

So what would you do if you had a million dollars?
I would do two chics at the same time...

...What about you, what would you do with a million dollars?
I would do nothing.

Actually there's so many from that movie and Swingers that I just can't think of one.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » May 28, 2003, 3:53 pm

From One Flew Over the Kucoo's Nest:

Dr. Spivey: Aw now, look. Miss Ratched's one of the finest nurses we've got in this institution.

McMurphy: Ha! Well I don't wanna break up the meeting or nothin', but she's somethin' of a cunt, ain't she, Doc?

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » May 28, 2003, 4:13 pm

"Give me the keys you fucking cocksucker" x 5 guys in a line up

Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight!
Hockney: Is it Friday already?

A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » May 28, 2003, 4:21 pm

On the phone : So what is your name?

Drew Barrymore : Why do you want to know my name?

On the phone : So I know who I'm looking at!

Indigoiod · Post by **Indigoiod** » May 28, 2003, 4:22 pm

Does the word vagina scare you Mr. Lebowski?

The Big Lebowski

Indi

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » May 28, 2003, 4:26 pm

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive
recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you
will be a minister of death, praying for war.
But until that day you are pukes! You're the
lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even
human fucking beings! You are nothing but
unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian
shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But
the more you hate me, the more you will
learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no
racial bigotry here! I do not look down on
niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you
are all equally worthless! And my orders are
to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack
the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do
you maggots understand that?

Post by **Xouqoa** » May 28, 2003, 4:29 pm

Ennia wrote:"Give me the keys you fucking cocksucker" x 5 guys in a line up

hehe, good one

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » May 28, 2003, 4:40 pm

Bert Gordan: "Eddie? Is it alright if I get personal?"

'Fast' Eddie Felson: "What have you been so far?"

Bert: "Eddie, you're a born loser."

Eddie: "...What's that supposed to mean?"

Bert: "First time in ten years I ever saw Minnesota Fats hooked, really hooked. But, you let him off."

Eddie: "I told ya, I got drunk."

Bert: "Sure ya got drunk! You had the best excuse in the world for losing. What's the trouble losing when you got a good excuse? Now WINNING... that can be heavy on your back too, like a monkey. You'll drop that load too when you got an excuse. All you gotta do is learn to feel sorry for yourself. It's one of the best indoor sports, feeling sorry for yourself. A sport enjoyed by all. Especially the born loser.

Eddie: "Thanks for the drink."

Paul Newman and George C. Scott in "The Hustler"

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » May 28, 2003, 4:42 pm

Francis: Why don't you make me?
Pee-wee: Because! I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em!
Francis: Oh Pee-wee, listen to reason. Com' on!
Pee-wee: Shhhhhh! I'm listening to reason.

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Acies · Post by **Acies** » May 28, 2003, 4:49 pm

Lalanae wrote:Francis: Why don't you make me?
Pee-wee: Because! I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em!
Francis: Oh Pee-wee, listen to reason. Com' on!
Pee-wee: Shhhhhh! I'm listening to reason.

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

And when they pulled her body from the flaming wreck.... it looked... LIKE THIS:

Ooga[foh] · Post by **Ooga[foh]** » May 28, 2003, 5:03 pm

We're not a cover band, we're a tribute band!

heh I die laughin everytime I watch Rockstar.

Jice Virago · Post by **Jice Virago** » May 28, 2003, 5:08 pm

I used to fuck guys like you in prison! - Roadhouse

Vanity, Definitely my favorite sin. - Devil's Advocet

Thats just like your opinion man. - The Big Lebowski

Nuns, no sense of humor. - Highlander

You can't go home again, but you can shop there - Grosse Point Blank

Disco Pants and haircuts. This mall has everything. - Blues Brothers

They were gonna make me a colenal for this and I wasn't even in their fucking army anymore. - Apocolypse Now

Spangaloid_PE · Post by **Spangaloid_PE** » May 28, 2003, 5:27 pm

NORTON: This is Mr. Hadley, he's captain of the guard. I'm Mr. Norton, the warden. You are convicted fallens that's why they sent you to me. Rule number one: no blaspheming. I'll not have the Lord's name taken in vain in my prison. The other rules you'll figure out as you go along. Any questions?

CON: When do we eat?

HADLEY: YOU EAT WHEN WE SAY YOU EAT! YOU SHIT WHEN WE SAY YOU SHIT! YOU PISS WHEN WE SAY YOU PISS! YOU GOT THAT YOU MAGGOT-DICK MOTHERFUCKER!

Kcale · Post by **Kcale** » May 28, 2003, 5:30 pm

i haven't been fucked like that since grade school

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » May 28, 2003, 5:52 pm

Spangaloid_PE wrote:
NORTON: This is Mr. Hadley, he's captain of the guard. I'm Mr. Norton, the warden. You are convicted fallens that's why they sent you to me. Rule number one: no blaspheming. I'll not have the Lord's name taken in vain in my prison. The other rules you'll figure out as you go along. Any questions?

CON: When do we eat?

HADLEY: YOU EAT WHEN WE SAY YOU EAT! YOU SHIT WHEN WE SAY YOU SHIT! YOU PISS WHEN WE SAY YOU PISS! YOU GOT THAT YOU MAGGOT-DICK MOTHERFUCKER!

ah the great SHawshank Redemption
I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » May 28, 2003, 5:57 pm

"She touched my Pepe, Steve."
-Clone #3, Multiplicity

"On my planet we don't say die, we say....NOT MY SHORTS!!"
-Howard, Howard The Duck

Lloyd: She doesn't follow through with anything! Philosophy classes, photograpy classes, Scandinavian cooking classes...
Caroline: At least I go after my dreams...
Lloyd: To be what? Somebody who takes photographs of lutefish to prove the nothingness of being?
-The Ref

Jarori Bloodletter · Post by **Jarori Bloodletter** » May 28, 2003, 6:15 pm

"I'm your huckelberry"

Pwnd

Krindol · Post by **Krindol** » May 28, 2003, 6:18 pm

It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. You take away everything he's got and everything he's ever gonna have.

and

All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down.

Cotto · Post by **Cotto** » May 28, 2003, 6:31 pm

"I dont have TIME for this Mickey Mouse bullshit!"

"No women, no kids."

-Leon

"huhuhu ssshit son!"

Scary movie

Acies · Post by **Acies** » May 28, 2003, 7:28 pm

Cotto wrote:"I dont have TIME for this Mickey Mouse bullshit!"

"No women, no kids."

-Leon

The Proffessional, badass movie

Rivera Bladestrike · Post by **Rivera Bladestrike** » May 28, 2003, 7:28 pm

"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!" - Walter, The Big Lebowski