Kyoukan....you're a gem....

Pyronius Flamebringer · Post by **Pyronius Flamebringer** » March 5, 2003, 2:34 pm

Or at least we hope you will be one soon....

http://www.lifegem.com/

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » March 5, 2003, 2:47 pm

It is impossible to turn lead into gold. Alchemists tried to do that in days of old. I think in Kyoukans case a lump of coal will have to suffice.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » March 5, 2003, 2:49 pm

I can't decide if this is creepy or lame. It's pretty much 50-50.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » March 5, 2003, 2:50 pm

Kyo is a gem. You two are a pair of dingleberries.

Can't find the URL for ya though.

Toshira · Post by **Toshira** » March 5, 2003, 3:12 pm

you're

Pyronius Flamebringer · Post by **Pyronius Flamebringer** » March 5, 2003, 3:17 pm

you're or ewer?

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » March 5, 2003, 3:20 pm

I know yoos are but whats am I?

Post by **TheMachine** » March 5, 2003, 4:26 pm

hahaha, this is funny.

But no threatining my future wife like that.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » March 5, 2003, 4:28 pm

I'd wear Kyou on my finger.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » March 5, 2003, 4:28 pm

Egads! He posted.

Kaelina · Post by **Kaelina** » March 5, 2003, 4:31 pm

Sunserae wrote:I'd wear Kyou on my finger.

That's a mental image that will be sticking with me the rest of the day! =o

Deward · Post by **Deward** » March 5, 2003, 4:31 pm

If I remember right I saw a case where they actually were able to turn Lead into gold in a laboratory but the process was so expensive that it wasn't worthwhile.

I can't remember where I read it but I am sure I did years ago.

Deward

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » March 5, 2003, 4:48 pm

considering you'd have to convince each lead atom to get rid of 35 protons and 40ish neutrons to become gold, i'd say it has never happened.

outside of accidentally collisions in particle accelerators.

any gold extracted from lead ore happens because gold and other metals are sometimes found mixed in with elemental lead in the ore.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » March 5, 2003, 4:53 pm

Kaelina wrote:That's a mental image that will be sticking with me the rest of the day! =o

I've got a 2nd ring finger with your name on it.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » March 5, 2003, 5:06 pm

are you threatening me or something?

Kaelina · Post by **Kaelina** » March 5, 2003, 5:07 pm

Sunserae wrote:I've got a 2nd ring finger with your name on it.

Oh my!

Post by **Xouqoa** » March 5, 2003, 5:11 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:are you threatening me or something?

Suns made irl threat against kyoukan, she's teh banned!1111

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » March 5, 2003, 5:16 pm

WTF I did not.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » March 5, 2003, 5:19 pm

no I mean the original poster.. whoever the fuck he is?

VariaVespasa · Post by **VariaVespasa** » March 5, 2003, 5:38 pm

I dont even know where that finger has been!! Ick!
*Hugs*
Varia

Trek · Post by **Trek** » March 5, 2003, 6:14 pm

I would threaten you, but I cant come up with anything original or even funny

masteen · Post by **masteen** » March 5, 2003, 6:15 pm

Did I say two fingers? Better make it three...

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » March 5, 2003, 6:22 pm

Would there even be enough carbon from the little eskimo to make a stone? Maybe we should combine her and Masekle into one good sized retard diamond.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » March 5, 2003, 6:26 pm

masteen wrote:Did I say two fingers? Better make it three...

line stealer!

I've got something with kyoukan's name on it!

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » March 5, 2003, 6:32 pm

Can this thread take the short yellow bus to retardberg already?

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » March 5, 2003, 11:39 pm

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:Would there even be enough carbon from the little eskimo to make a stone? Maybe we should combine her and Masekle into one good sized retard diamond.

HA

Braxter · Post by **Braxter** » March 6, 2003, 8:59 am

Atokal wrote:
Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:Would there even be enough carbon from the little eskimo to make a stone? Maybe we should combine her and Masekle into one good sized retard diamond.
HA

dude that was weak. you laughed at that? Kilmoll can do and has done better.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » March 6, 2003, 10:35 am

Am I the only person that finds this really, really cool?

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » March 6, 2003, 10:36 am

Akaran_D wrote:Am I the only person that finds this really, really cool?

Apparently

Pyronius Flamebringer · Post by **Pyronius Flamebringer** » March 6, 2003, 3:55 pm

Actually I thought it was a pretty neat concept.

If you could understand simple concepts Kyoukan you wouldnt have even suggested it was a threat.

You see just because we or I hope you die and are turned to a small meaninless object (ok maybe the transformation wouldnt take much) doesn't mean that I infact am going to do it myself...the gesture would take far too much effort to waste on you..

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » March 6, 2003, 3:58 pm

looks like a nice rip off =)

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » March 6, 2003, 4:24 pm

Best Diamond Rip Off:

http://www.moissanite.com/unique_properties.cfm

Moissanite

Looks better than a diamond and unless she's a jeweler she'll never know! Best of all, you can buy her a decked out computer, car, and trip to hawaii with the money you save.

That or you can buy her that microscopic diamond you've been eyeing. Look closely and you'll see a diamond in the following picture:

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » March 6, 2003, 6:40 pm

Braxter wrote:
Atokal wrote:
Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:Would there even be enough carbon from the little eskimo to make a stone? Maybe we should combine her and Masekle into one good sized retard diamond.
HA
dude that was weak. you laughed at that? Kilmoll can do and has done better.

I thought it was funny /shrug

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » March 6, 2003, 9:19 pm

Atokal wrote:I thought it was funny /shrug

you also think you're not a fagtard for some reason.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » March 6, 2003, 9:22 pm

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » March 6, 2003, 9:33 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:
Atokal wrote:I thought it was funny /shrug
you also think you're not a fagtard for some reason.

The use of the word "fag" from a liberal bitch such as yourself screams hypocracy. You got a problem with gay people now?

Much

Kyoukan

Avestan · Post by **Avestan** » March 7, 2003, 12:01 am

for the record, you can turn metal into gold, it is just that the electricity it requires costs more than the final product. It involves stripping atoms off elements. It has been done before, it just is not worth it economically.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » March 9, 2003, 2:14 pm

Avestan wrote:for the record, you can turn metal into gold, it is just that the electricity it requires costs more than the final product. It involves stripping atoms off elements. It has been done before, it just is not worth it economically.

Yeah but if you strip one atom off of a midget will she not disappear?

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » March 9, 2003, 4:03 pm

Kyoukan believes she is relevant /shrug

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 9, 2003, 5:19 pm

Atokal wrote:
Avestan wrote:for the record, you can turn metal into gold, it is just that the electricity it requires costs more than the final product. It involves stripping atoms off elements. It has been done before, it just is not worth it economically.
Yeah but if you strip one atom off of a midget will she not disappear?

Weak.

JloveFizzboom · Post by **JloveFizzboom** » March 9, 2003, 10:23 pm

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Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » March 9, 2003, 11:00 pm

JloveFizzboom wrote:By the way -- you folks have gotten too serious about your flaming. I will admit that this site holds the best flame writers I have ever seen, but in all seriousness, a flame doesn't have to be the best one a person has ever written to be funny.

No, but it has to be funny in order to be funny.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » March 9, 2003, 11:00 pm

Double posts are teh w1n!