Masturbating with toothpaste

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Masturbating with toothpaste

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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... =122445831
Well there was a thread about some dude a while ago using various different substances and one which was tooth paste.

So i was in the shower and i had my tooth paste in there ( mint ) so before i was about to leave i had a wonderful idea and that of which was to give the "tooth paste lube" a go.

All was dandy... it actually worked perfectly i was amazed, then it started getting minty and felt really interestingly good and then ...

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BOOM mother ****in mint started Burning my dick. I immediately washed that **** of my cock except the burning mint sensation wouldn't leave im fkin tell you this **** BURNED LIKE A MUTHER ****ER. panic mode /500. I started fkin flinging my dick in every direction trying to get the feeling away but nothing would work...

eventually the **** semi calmed down ( im still goin through hell )

i got out the shower and well......... this is 100x worse, i could feel the winds breeze on my dick and the mint burn turned 500x worse. So now i had no choice but to wrap my dick in its own personal blanket till 15 mins later the feeling left.

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First, I find it humorous that the person censored some of the swear words in that context.

Second, everyone knows you're supposed to use cinnamon-flavored toothpaste...
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Xatrei wrote:I always wondered what ever happened to Akaran.
LMAO!!! That does sound like an Akaran story, doesn't it? :)
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