What is your favorite flame response?

Neost · Post by **Neost** » January 15, 2003, 12:53 pm

Saw a flame this morning that for some reason tickled me. So I thought I might get some of you guys to post the flames that you think are really top notch.

For example:

The following was a reponse to someone yet again asking a question that had been asked in 10 threads already:

You are obviously too stupid to continue converting oxygen and various carbon compounds into useable energy and assorted byproducts. I expect that, at any moment, you will implode as the mass of your ignorance reaches some sort of critical threshold.

and that made me laugh. Tell us your favorite flame.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 15, 2003, 1:17 pm

go fuck your self

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » January 15, 2003, 1:19 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:go fuck your self

always a winner

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 15, 2003, 1:20 pm

fuck you too asshole

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » January 15, 2003, 1:22 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:fuck you too asshole

No thanks i'm not into baby food...

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 15, 2003, 1:26 pm

blow it out your ass, shithead

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » January 15, 2003, 1:29 pm

I always liked "you are so far beyond suck it takes the light from suck 200 years to reach you"

Neost · Post by **Neost** » January 15, 2003, 1:31 pm

Vulgar, vulgar, crude, and ineffective.

I want to see true brilliance. I want to see flames that should go down in history as all time greats. I want Flame Hall of Fame material.

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » January 15, 2003, 1:49 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:blow it out your ass, shithead

Open wide....

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 15, 2003, 1:52 pm

back at ya with brass knobs on it you daft cunt

miir · Post by **miir** » January 15, 2003, 2:12 pm

look at the FIRST POST! you nonce!

Wulfran · Post by **Wulfran** » January 15, 2003, 2:31 pm

I always liked "moo bucking duck"... as I saw it used by Furor in one of the old CT vs FoH flamewars on that other board... Psyloche's catch phrase

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » January 15, 2003, 2:35 pm

STFU is always a classic

rhyae · Post by **rhyae** » January 15, 2003, 2:36 pm

My personal favorite:

"LOL I now hope he rapes her with your death stiffened fist. "

It makes me giggle.

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » January 15, 2003, 2:46 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:back at ya with brass knobs on it you daft cunt

/yawn

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 15, 2003, 2:49 pm

Why do you keep quoting me? I'm just saying my favorite flames.

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » January 15, 2003, 2:52 pm

I thought the "daft trollip" comment was notable.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » January 15, 2003, 2:56 pm

You remind me of Kyoukan and Winnow

Momopi · Post by **Momopi** » January 15, 2003, 2:57 pm

daft punk > all other daft sayings

Bojangels · Post by **Bojangels** » January 15, 2003, 3:41 pm

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » January 15, 2003, 4:19 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:Why do you keep quoting me? I'm just saying my favorite flames.

NO WAY!

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » January 15, 2003, 4:41 pm

Adex_Xeda wrote:I thought the "daft trollip" comment was notable.

That's my favorite so far.

Post by **Xouqoa** » January 15, 2003, 5:23 pm

Daft Punk is a band, not an insult!

Momopi · Post by **Momopi** » January 15, 2003, 6:20 pm

One of my very favorites too! The video for Around the world is amazingly good

Abelard · Post by **Abelard** » January 15, 2003, 7:22 pm

The all caps type flame was my favorite the first 3 or 4 times I saw it.

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » January 15, 2003, 7:56 pm

Ya, when you compare someone to a poster everyone hates it's kinda funny. Kylere is right. But I think they are rather uncreative.

I do like the one about "Beyond suck" and the original thread starter about "converting oxygen" as well....those were well crafted.

Kyoucan's flame quotes are the suck....those types of flames are ones you don't even hardly notice because they suck so bad. They would be good flames if you were say....6 years old. But most of the posters on this board have already seen those short, uncreative, vulgar, responses and are not that amused by it anymore....we already know the words fuck, shit, cock, etc...we aren't seeing anything new in your quotes kyoucan.

Now some flames where they make new pairs of words you are seeing for the first time can be funny...like calling someone an ass clown or cock stain. Those are semi creative...THE FIRST TIME. I had to put it in caps for kyoukan =p

Not saying cussing is immature...just saying uncreative...an overused string of cusswords is not going to go down as an all time great flame.

Hoarmurath · Post by **Hoarmurath** » January 15, 2003, 7:59 pm

Neost wrote:The following was a reponse to someone yet again asking a question that had been asked in 10 threads already:

You are obviously too stupid to continue converting oxygen and various carbon compounds into useable energy and assorted byproducts. I expect that, at any moment, you will implode as the mass of your ignorance reaches some sort of critical threshold.
and that made me laugh.

Funny, I could have sworn that post you quoted was an "example" of a flame in response to someone with a sarcastic comment about the definition of a flame. Unless someone is out there stealing flames, and that's just not cool.

kurzweil · Post by **kurzweil** » January 15, 2003, 8:03 pm

Here's one fresh of the MW4 forums that's entertaining, even with half of it lost to the censors:

Well boo ##### woo you ##### ##### #####. People's eyeballs are #####
##### up and with ##### ##### all over but you gotta ##### spam ##### like a ##### ##### little girl. Now Ive seen some ##### ##### man. Ya know some real kamikaze ##### but when people ##### ##### ##### crap like this makes me just want to ##### a ##### ##### like a gall bladder penguin. But of course ##### ##### happens and I guess ##### ##### will be ##### #####. But you know how it is man.
Super Glue tastes like crap man. Jus break away and taste something else. Horticulture or pottery. Lil bit of homemade gynacology. Spread ya wings.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 15, 2003, 9:32 pm

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next.

Love,

Jay and Silent Bob

Paruhdox · Post by **Paruhdox** » January 15, 2003, 11:18 pm

it was "daft trollop" not trollip

Midnyte_Ragebringer · January 16, 2003, 1:03 am

Pilsburry wrote:
Kyoucan's flame quotes are the suck....those types of flames are ones you don't even hardly notice because they suck so bad. They would be good flames if you were say....6 years old. But most of the posters on this board have already seen those short, uncreative, vulgar, responses and are not that amused by it anymore....we already know the words fuck, shit, cock, etc...we aren't seeing anything new in your quotes kyoucan.

Exactly.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 16, 2003, 1:18 am

this from a guy that thinks the 39538th iteration of "kyoucunt" is teetering at the very cusp of hilarity. you've never had an original thought in your entire miserable little teenaged life and you have the audacity to address me in anything other quiet respect? I don't think your mother taught you very well.

pilsburry or whoever the fuck you are, when I flame you, you will know you are being flamed.

emmer · Post by **emmer** » January 16, 2003, 1:28 am

I'd have to say "CALGON TAKE ME AWAY!" is probably my all time favorite reply to any given flame.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · January 16, 2003, 9:49 am

kyoukan type-R wrote:this from a guy that thinks the 39538th iteration of "kyoucunt" is teetering at the very cusp of hilarity. .

If you could clear your head from thoughts of candy and Yu Gi Oh cards for five seconds, you would realize I don't find it amusing. That is just what I call you. You are a cunt, plain and simple. It's like calling a fat guy Tiny..it's funny at first, but then it is just his name. Get it?

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » January 16, 2003, 12:08 pm

Winnow wrote:Stupid is as Millie does. That's all I have to say about that.

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » January 16, 2003, 2:20 pm

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:
kyoukan type-R wrote:this from a guy that thinks the 39538th iteration of "kyoucunt" is teetering at the very cusp of hilarity. .
If you could clear your head from thoughts of candy and Yu Gi Oh cards for five seconds, you would realize I don't find it amusing. That is just what I call you. You are a cunt, plain and simple. It's like calling a fat guy Tiny..it's funny at first, but then it is just his name. Get it?

Kinda like calling a dumbshit like you a Retard... funny at first but now its just your name.. hey i got it!

-Ajran

Midnyte_Ragebringer · January 16, 2003, 3:00 pm

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » January 16, 2003, 3:01 pm

Midnyte you missed the RL picture thread. It was stickied at that top, but considering your picture I can see why it happened.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · January 16, 2003, 3:07 pm

Oh my bad. Thanks for the info.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 16, 2003, 3:09 pm

LOL mid nice tooth

Millie · Post by **Millie** » January 16, 2003, 3:15 pm

Shaerra wrote:
Winnow wrote:Stupid is as Millie does. That's all I have to say about that.

Quoting Winnow as a judge of intelligence is like quoting a 5-dollar prostitute on safe sex practices -- it just doesn't get any more ironic.

Shaerra, go cancel your account already. If it's come to the point where Winnow is your only ally here, your board experience here isn't going to be sunny and bright. You've already established yourself as the board's resident moron, and teaming up with the board's resident idiot isn't going to take you up a notch.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 16, 2003, 3:23 pm

so touchy

Millie · Post by **Millie** » January 16, 2003, 3:34 pm

Winnow wrote:You have added this person to your Ignore List. Click HERE to view this post.

I'm sorry, what?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 16, 2003, 3:43 pm

Yeah right. Don't get my hopes up freak.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » January 16, 2003, 3:49 pm

millie has been replaced by an even cuter warrior

Post by **TheMachine** » January 16, 2003, 3:57 pm

After a chat with you, some how death loses its sting.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » January 16, 2003, 4:08 pm

Millie wrote:Shaerra, go cancel your account already. If it's come to the point where Winnow is your only ally here, your board experience here isn't going to be sunny and bright.

Assume all you want. haha I talk to a lot of people in PM's and in-game all the time. Some of them don't post at all because they've seen how people like YOU treat folks that you don't agree with. Some who post every day that YOU consider an "ally". They like me, I like them, happy happy joy joy. Not that it's any of your business, little boy, but I like Winnow. Winnow calls it like he see's it without fear of what Millie or his fanboys will say. You have an interesting flame tactic, though. Talk out your ass to kill any logic, then follow it up with lies to "bayonette" any "logic survivors" out there. Tell me, is your STFU button broken, or are you really putting me on STFU just to take me off of STFU every time you come back?

Maybe you should just take your ball and go home...I think I hear your mommy calling.

Millie wrote:You have added this person to your Ignore List. Click HERE to view this post.

liar
\Li"ar\ (l[imac]"[~e]r), n. [OE. liere. See Lie to falsify.] A person who knowingly utters falsehood; one who lies.

-Shae

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » January 16, 2003, 4:14 pm

Why every Time she post I picture Reese Witherspoon's character in Legally Blond.

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » January 20, 2003, 4:23 pm

cidvivious wrote: I would rather masterbate with rusty nails then to see your nude pics.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » January 20, 2003, 4:50 pm

Shaerra is the one who is the ball licker

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