Friday Joke Thread

Post by **Sylvus** » October 13, 2006, 11:39 am

So I went to http://www.knock-knock-joke.com/ to see if there was such a thing as a funny knock-knock joke. There isn't.

Use this thread to dazzle me with hilarity. I'll start.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

[Show]: No Idear

lololol

Post by **Sylvus** » October 13, 2006, 11:49 am

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

[Show]: Unique up on it

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

[Show]: Tame way, unique up it

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall

[Show]: Dam!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

[Show]: Anyone can roast beef...

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 13, 2006, 12:04 pm

If you can dial long distance (Arizona), try out the rejection hotline:

602-230-4210

Great number to give someone you don't want having your real #.

cadalano · Post by **cadalano** » October 13, 2006, 12:25 pm

what did Bruce Lee order from Burger King?

[Show]: WHOPAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

and.. there IS at least one funny knock-knock joke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn1-M5Ze0p8

(i'm at work and cant verify that link- hope it works!)

Mawafu · Post by **Mawafu** » October 13, 2006, 1:09 pm

Why don't congressmen like bookmarks?

[Show]: Because they like to bend the pages over

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » October 13, 2006, 1:27 pm

those aren't knock-knock jokes! i feel so deceived.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » October 13, 2006, 2:10 pm

Winnow wrote:If you can dial long distance (Arizona), try out the rejection hotline:

602-230-4210

Great number to give someone you don't want having your real #.

There's one of those in most major cities.

Also, that knock-knock was hilarious Mr Cadalano

Post by **Sylvus** » October 13, 2006, 2:25 pm

They don't have to be knock-knock jokes, silly.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » October 13, 2006, 3:01 pm

Mawafu is winning!

Ack, I take that back, sorry Mawafu, but Cadalano is winning now!

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » October 13, 2006, 3:13 pm

what did one worm say to another worm?

[Show]: nothing, worms cant talk you fucking dumbass

redeemed · Post by **redeemed** » October 13, 2006, 3:56 pm

what do you call a woman with one leg?

[Show]: Ilean

what do you call a japanese woman with one leg?

[Show]: Irean

yeah I know