ATTN: voRON(Mexico)wë

Post by **Sylvus** » April 19, 2005, 3:01 pm

What's the latest word on the allegations against your boy? And what's the legality regarding having sex with someone and not telling them you have an STD? One of the reports I read said that they were having protected sex, does that excuse it?

But really, I just wanted to post this because I find the name Ron Mexico hilarious, and you can generate your own herpes alias here.

Sincerely,
Little John Lebanon

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 19, 2005, 3:11 pm

Was hilarious how some people were trying to order Falcons #7 jerseys with MEXICO on the back (you can order any team jersey with whatever name you want on the back apparently). NFL.com caught on fast and none of them shipped.

i dont know the law regarding transmitting herpes, that's more Masteen's territory.

Sincerely,
Danny Monaco

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » April 19, 2005, 5:42 pm

the name generator is offline.

However, it's easy enough to make your own!

Sincerely,
Brick Iceland

noel · Post by **noel** » April 19, 2005, 8:27 pm

I love the name generator.

Yours truly,
Robb Peru

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » April 20, 2005, 8:50 am

It was not working right when I tried.

Jorge United States of America

Homercles · Post by **Homercles** » April 20, 2005, 10:16 am

Can I be Mark Portugal?

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » April 20, 2005, 10:48 am

wtf rod eritrea

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » April 20, 2005, 11:17 am

Ian Aruba

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » April 20, 2005, 7:16 pm

This has been Channel 12 News at 10. This is Guy Barbuda, and I wish you a good night!

Animale · Post by **Animale** » April 20, 2005, 7:31 pm

Miguel Tunisia

Yay!

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 20, 2005, 11:06 pm

Fesuni's name:

Ian Uranus

!!!

Proctus · Post by **Proctus** » April 20, 2005, 11:12 pm

Ivan Greenland
lol

Trek · Post by **Trek** » April 21, 2005, 1:29 am

Jan Seychelles

Never thought of myself as a Jan

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » April 21, 2005, 5:28 am

Jose Maria Panama

Wonderful.

Kargyle · Post by **Kargyle** » April 21, 2005, 3:33 pm

Hercules Albania

Post by **Sylvus** » July 27, 2006, 3:01 pm

Silly, silly Ron Mexico.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » July 27, 2006, 3:33 pm

Giving people herpes isn't very nice.

Sincerely,
Jean-Claude New Zealand

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » July 27, 2006, 4:17 pm

sweet watch!

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » July 27, 2006, 4:29 pm

An unclean football player? Nevar!

Yours truly,

Thom Cuba

Midnyte_Ragebringer · Post by **Midnyte_Ragebringer** » July 27, 2006, 4:54 pm

Rock Moldova

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » July 27, 2006, 5:24 pm

Håkan Finland

Splatter · Post by **Splatter** » July 27, 2006, 7:22 pm

hahaha, type in Ron Mexico as your real name.

________________
Buster Burkina Faso

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » July 27, 2006, 8:00 pm

Sylvus wrote:Silly, silly Ron Mexico.

I think the REAL question is what took you to that site? I R skeered!

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » July 27, 2006, 11:52 pm

I approve of this thread.

signed,

Hank Tanzania

(how much does that own??)

Tyek · Post by **Tyek** » July 28, 2006, 12:10 am

To steal from Sparty.

My name is Marcus Swaziland.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » July 28, 2006, 2:05 am

my alter-ego's name is pretty sexy...

Giorgio Burundi

masteen · Post by **masteen** » July 28, 2006, 3:45 pm

I have never given nor received herpes.

Sincerely,

Krister Tonga

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » July 28, 2006, 3:48 pm

Ron Germany

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » August 1, 2006, 10:58 pm

hey noobs, people dont smoke weed with cigarettes with plastic tips.

that is a 'black and mild' which is a cigarillo like a swisher sweet tip.

common to see folks who want to look cool like a hip-hop star puffing on one

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 2, 2006, 1:13 am

I'm "high' on Vick this year!

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » August 2, 2006, 1:26 am

Voronwë wrote:hey noobs, people dont smoke weed with cigarettes with plastic tips.

that is a 'black and mild' which is a cigarillo like a swisher sweet tip.

common to see folks who want to look cool like a hip-hop star puffing on one

black and milds are just so schmoove though!

Post by **Sylvus** » August 2, 2006, 11:31 am

Voronwë wrote:hey noobs, people dont smoke weed with cigarettes with plastic tips.

that is a 'black and mild' which is a cigarillo like a swisher sweet tip.

common to see folks who want to look cool like a hip-hop star puffing on one

I guess I didn't look that closely, didn't notice the plastic tip. :$ I just read the article and saw he had something in his hand and figured they'd done their research. Oops.

I have smoked a black and mild blunt or two in my day, though you're right, the plastic tip was removed.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » August 3, 2006, 3:15 am

rofl vick fucked up his leg

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » August 4, 2006, 3:44 pm

Bambi Botswana :o

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 7, 2006, 7:57 pm

mmmm weed

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » May 22, 2007, 12:32 pm

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/f ... ml?cnn=yes

Supporting Vick
Skins Portis, Samuels ridicule dog fighting as crime

NORFOLK, Va. (AP) -- Washington Redskins players Clinton Portis and Chris Samuels defended Michael Vick on Monday by ridiculing the notion that dog fighting is considered a crime.

In an interview with WAVY-TV, Portis said that if the Atlanta Falcons quarterback is charged and convicted of being involved in a dog fighting operation, then authorities would be "putting him behind bars for no reason."

"I don't know if he was fighting dogs or not," Portis said. "But it's his property; it's his dogs. If that's what he wants to do, do it."

Portis said dog fighting is a "prevalent" part of life.

Portis, a native of Laurel, Mississippi, added: "I know a lot of back roads that got a dog fight if you want to go see it. But they're not bothering those people because those people are not big names. I'm sure there's some police got some dogs that are fighting them, some judges got dogs and everything else."

"Politicians," added Samuels, who found it hard to keep from giggling while Portis was talking.

"Presidents," added Portis with a laugh.

Vick has been under investigation since April 25 when police conducting a drug investigation raided the house owned by the quarterback in rural Surry County and found dozens of dogs. They also found items associated with dog fighting, including a "pry bar" used to pry apart a dog's jaws. No charges have been filed.

Dog fighting is a felony in Virginia, but Portis said that if Vick is charged and convicted, "Then I think he got cheated. ... You're putting him behind bars for no reason -- over a dog fight."

"Haven't you seen Animal Planet?" Samuels added with a giggle.

Hours after making light of the possible crime in the television interview, Portis issued a statement late Monday through the Redskins.

"In the recent interview I gave concerning dog fighting, I want to make it clear I do not take part in dog fighting or condone dog fighting in any manner," the statement said.

Who let these two idiots do an interview? My guess is that they had just hit Vick's stash before this interview. If it is a felony, and you do it, you broke the law. If there is punishment associated with the crime you took part in when you broke that law, you should pay it. Also, if they really did watch Animal Planet, they would realize that the people taking part in the dog fights get arrested too.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » May 22, 2007, 4:27 pm

A ex-Hurricane football player who is completely uneducated and ignorant? I am shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » May 22, 2007, 5:21 pm

Portis has always been a bit of a tard. He later recanted, like that helped...

Post by **Sylvus** » May 22, 2007, 5:27 pm

masteen wrote:A ex-Hurricane football player who is completely uneducated and ignorant? I am shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you.

As opposed to those Rhodes scholars from the Florida football team?

masteen · Post by **masteen** » May 22, 2007, 11:33 pm

I've heard Marcus Thomas was an excellent student

...when he wasn't high.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » May 23, 2007, 1:11 am

Sylvus wrote:
masteen wrote:A ex-Hurricane football player who is completely uneducated and ignorant? I am shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you.
As opposed to those Rhodes scholars from the Florida football team?

I wanted to say that but know the reprecussions!

humility at its finest =(

masteen · Post by **masteen** » May 23, 2007, 6:21 pm

See, Sylvus has nothing to worry about, because Michigan will never win the conference. So he can talk all the smack he wants, because his team will never, ever even THINK about playing a real SEC school, much less in the post-season.

They'll just continue beating awesome teams like Notre Dame, lose a big one (or three) in conference, bitch about the lack of respect they get, and follow up that by laying a giant egg in their bowl game.

YOU MY BOY, BLUE!

Post by **Sylvus** » May 24, 2007, 12:31 am

masteen wrote:See, Sylvus has nothing to worry about, because Michigan will never win the conference.

What in the world are you talking about? We've won or shared the conference like 8 out of the last 16 years.

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » May 24, 2007, 11:47 am

And as much as it pains me to say it, they will probably fight with Wisconsin for the Big Ten title this year.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » May 24, 2007, 12:55 pm

I think we will be fine. We should go into the Wisconsin game (the only game i bought a ticket for) undefeated. If we pull off the upset we can roll into Ann Arbor and let Tressel give UM the final reason to fire Carr. Better you guys get Ron English at head coach than some other school/pro team.

Post by **Sylvus** » May 24, 2007, 2:55 pm

Zamtuk wrote:If we pull off the upset we can roll into Ann Arbor and let Tressel give UM the final reason to fire Carr. Better you guys get Ron English at head coach than some other school/pro team.

Carr will never be fired, but this is likely his last year or so before he retires. It's not Tressel that has ever been the Carr-killer, it's Troy Smith.

Michigan is going to beat OSU this year.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » May 24, 2007, 6:40 pm

Sounds like a pre-season wager in the brewing!

Care to put your avatar where your mouth is, Blue?

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » May 24, 2007, 11:44 pm

Oh, he will.

Post by **Sylvus** » May 25, 2007, 12:01 pm

I'd probably put money on it.

How about this, Zamtuk: The loser sports the other's Avatar until the winner's bowl game. And I'll get your avatar working by then.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » May 25, 2007, 4:02 pm

Depending on the way our season goes I may put money on it!

Deal on that avatar bet, I would probably have to wear that ASU one for a little bet before hand.