Watch out Charlies Angels....

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » November 23, 2005, 12:06 pm

http://www.comingsoon.net/trailers/doa/

DOA: Dead or Alive (based on the video game) is looking to take the crown for the worst action chick flick ever made.

miir · Post by **miir** » November 23, 2005, 12:50 pm

At least it looks like their tongue is planted firmly in cheek... unlike the trash Uwe Boll is set to release to the theatres.

Even the worst movie can be entertaining if it doesn't take itself too seriously.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » November 23, 2005, 1:12 pm

That's too funny. I think Kwon will be in heaven. Might be worth a download. Reminds me slightly of Kill Bill.

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » November 23, 2005, 1:44 pm

what a disaster

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » November 23, 2005, 2:16 pm

This is going to be another one of those movies whose main attraction is the partially naked female body, which they end up not delivering at all.

Not to mention Jaime Pressley (sp?) is a redneck.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » November 23, 2005, 2:40 pm

This looks like a cinematic masterpiece on the scale of the StreetFighter movie..

Siji · Post by **Siji** » November 23, 2005, 9:39 pm

I'd hit it.

Kwonryu DragonFist · November 24, 2005, 8:22 am

Bubba Grizz wrote:That's too funny. I think Kwon will be in heaven. Might be worth a download. Reminds me slightly of Kill Bill.

I'm in Heaven!

noel · Post by **noel** » November 24, 2005, 1:12 pm

Kwonryu DragonFist wrote:
Bubba Grizz wrote:That's too funny. I think Kwon will be in heaven. Might be worth a download. Reminds me slightly of Kill Bill.
I'm in Heaven!

Me too. Wonder how early I'll have to line up to see it opening day!

Shashonna · Post by **Shashonna** » November 24, 2005, 1:41 pm

This movie has a wrestler in it, Kevin Nash, he was funny in Longest Yard hehe

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » November 24, 2005, 7:29 pm

The Trailer has a quick flash to a volleyball scene. They didn't forget DOA: Volleyball Extreme!

Looks horrible but I'll watch it out of curiousity.

Full cast as listed on IMDB:

Devon Aoki .... Kasumi
Derek Boyer .... Bayman
Sarah Carter .... Helena Douglas
Collin Chou .... Hayate
Steve Howey .... Weatherby
Kane Kosugi .... Ryu Hayabusa
Natassia Malthe .... Ayane
Matthew Marsden .... Maximillian Marsh
Chad McCord .... Chief Detective
Kevin Nash .... Bass
Jaime Pressly .... Tina Armstrong
Eric Roberts .... Donovan
Robin Shou .... Pirate Leader
Silvio Simac .... Leon
Holly Valance .... Christie Allen
Brian J. White .... Zack

Where the hell is Hitomi? Best character and not in the movie?

Here's the link in case these pics red-x:

http://www.doacentral.com/NewsContent.aspx?aid=551

Kasumi

Elena

Lisa (I think..says ooze armstrong?)

Christie

Need a Hitomi! This fan tried but failed:

And where is Lei-Fang?

I don't know who this is but she should be in the movie too.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » November 24, 2005, 10:01 pm

Devon Aoki is an absolute doll.

Cotto · Post by **Cotto** » November 24, 2005, 10:29 pm

So basically we have actresses with no racks playing a collection of women who make a field of cows feel small.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » November 24, 2005, 10:40 pm

I like her outfit in D.E.B.S. although she needs some socks!

Sin City was a great no-line role for her:

Kwonryu DragonFist · November 24, 2005, 11:04 pm

Sho Kosugi's(Revenge of the Ninja et al) son Kane Kosugi plays Ryu Hayabusa, that was expected, but it seems as this movie is a bit Ninja-centric.

Where is the JKD fighter Jann Lee?

They could have Donnie Yen playing him, but in this movie, it seems as if Corey Yuen has decided that Ninjas should get more spotlight!