XOUQOA I CANT BELIEVE YOU BETRAYED MY TRUST LIKE THA

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 4, 2005, 7:47 am

You should have demanded a blowjob for the inconvenience before leaving.

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » September 4, 2005, 12:25 pm

next time set your webcam up on the computer to record while you are kicked outta ur room =-)

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » September 4, 2005, 1:35 pm

Winnow wrote:You should have demanded a blowjob for the inconvenience before leaving.

She's one of those girls where you think you might get an STD from her just looking at you. No thanks.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » September 4, 2005, 3:38 pm

Rellix,

Stop being a pussy, sit down with your roomie and work out some basic rules now, being a freshman means (unless he took a 10 year break ater high school) that he doesn't know shit and will not for years ( hell I didn't so don't think I am tsrashing him specifically, sounds like he will learn when his dick starts burning) make sure you cover shit like late night pussy rules. Then stick to them, makes the rules allow just the level of inconsideration for the other and yourself you are comfortable with, hell it is the same thing we did in the army, but without prerules shit can be ugly.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » September 4, 2005, 4:03 pm

Kylere wrote:Rellix,

Stop being a pussy, sit down with your roomie and work out some basic rules now, being a freshman means (unless he took a 10 year break ater high school) that he doesn't know shit and will not for years ( hell I didn't so don't think I am tsrashing him specifically, sounds like he will learn when his dick starts burning) make sure you cover shit like late night pussy rules. Then stick to them, makes the rules allow just the level of inconsideration for the other and yourself you are comfortable with, hell it is the same thing we did in the army, but without prerules shit can be ugly.

I've already decided on the rules I'm laying out and telling (note: not discussing with) him. I'm not being a pussy at all.. the jackass hasn't been here since I woke up so I'm just waiting for him to get back. I'm not going to run around campus and track down his ass.

This shit is simply not happening again. Period.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » September 4, 2005, 4:42 pm

Sharing a room with someone who isn't a girlfriend would fucking wreck my head within an hour.

To be honest, frankly you are gonna need to accept that if you share a room, and that person is fucking someone else then by default they are simply entitled by common decency some alone time.

At the same time, it's not gonna be hard for the fuck to turn around and give you a chance to make other plans by saying "me and jane are gonna be here tonight".

Poor reliix ;(

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » September 4, 2005, 5:51 pm

So he came back an hour or two ago - and I spoke with him. Apparently he remembers nothing about last night (surprise).

He said the last thing he recalls was him hanging out at a party and then someone pulling him out. So I further questioned him. "You don't remember anything at all?"

"Nope," he responded. I then pointed to the condom wrapper on the floor.

"oh.. oh.. OHH.. oh man. I'm sorry." I then told him that it simply wouldn't happen again, and I would lock him (or at least the chick) out of the room. He then said that he completely agrees with that.. and would have no problem with it. He added that it would have probably been a better idea for me to do that last night - but personally I'm not one to pull two people off a top bunk (again, they were up there and on each other before I was out of the room).

I told him if he plans on having sex on the room - note the keyword "plans" - then that's fine. Do it responsibly and don't inconvenience me. Give me an opportunity to find somewhere to stay. He said he prefers to not do that sort of stuff in his own room, and that this situation (no lengthy warning) would never ever happen again.

I asked him if he had any idea who this girl was, and he simply does not remember her at all. I told him that if his dick starts burning to seriously see a doctor, and I wasn't joking with him at all. Unfortunately in this case, he was taken advantage of, and you could almost look at this incident as a sort of rape. I didn't tell him that but I'm sure it wouldn't matter anyway. Guys tend to consider an event like this to be a braggable incident more than a detrimental one.

So I think it's safe to say this story has a good ending. He's learned a lesson I'm sure and we've set the rule for this sort of stuff.

Now I just have to convince him that dirty rooms suck. Though, I wasn't much better when I was a freshman.

Tyek · Post by **Tyek** » September 4, 2005, 6:27 pm

Then stick to them, makes the rules allow just the level of inconsideration for the other and yourself you are comfortable with, hell it is the same thing we did in the army, but without prerules shit can be ugly.

First off Kylere, I thought we had a don't ask don't tell policy in the military.

Second, I am surprised dude could even get it up if he was that out of it. I would think he would have a serious case of whiskey dick. He may not have even been able to do it.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » September 4, 2005, 6:49 pm

At least he used a condom!

Poor dude does not want to get some Kyoukan preggers and get stuck marrying her.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » September 4, 2005, 6:52 pm

That's why god invented abortions

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » September 4, 2005, 10:41 pm

Mmmmm fetus' dipped in chocolate.

Crunchy sweet sweet fetus'.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » September 4, 2005, 11:18 pm

He considers himself raped and is off to go place a bag of shit under her door or piss on it. He had 15 beers tonight and that was at 7:00 PM. Apparently he passed out in the middle of a courtyard for an hour not long ago.

I told him to not do anything he's going to regret. He literally wants to kill this girl, because he cannot remember a single thing - not even her name, what she looked like, or anything. I mentioned that anything he's considering will basically get him kicked off campus.

"Tim"

He shook my hand.

"If I don't get to finish the semester off with you, good luck, and thanks for giving me her name."

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » September 4, 2005, 11:18 pm

Hmm Nick said something funny!!!!

On a side note I am going to have to remember that next time some fundy rants antichoice lines in my general direction, asking them why God created all things on heaven and earth and made abortion may be fun.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » September 5, 2005, 12:44 am

Rellix, tell him to fucking dry his eyes.

Sounds like a retard.

Oh noes im going to kill some girl who fucked me, take some fuckin responsibility jackass.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » September 5, 2005, 1:11 am

Nick wrote:Rellix, tell him to fucking dry his eyes.

Sounds like a retard.

Oh noes im going to kill some girl who fucked me, take some fuckin responsibility jackass.

I don't encourage him to be immature about it, but I would fully support him in pressing charges.

Edit: I've just been informed that while I was gone last night, he apparently asked another suitemate for two condoms, implying consent, regardless of level of intoxication.

God damn .. I'm done with this.

Lynnsie · Post by **Lynnsie** » September 5, 2005, 9:33 am

The joys that come with living at college. If I were you Rellix, I wouldn't be too worried about babysitting him. I would be more worried about what he could catch from his flings that would end up being contagious to you. Crabs, body lice, scabes etc etc.. If you have any way that you can find a new roomie or a new place to live, I would try if I were you. It sucks that you have to deal with that stuff, but you might get lucky and find an open private suite that you could use.

I had a room mate back in college who would come in every night around 4am smelling like ass and liquor all the while she was doped up on the drug of the week. I eventually couldn't take it anymore and I put in a petition to move dorms. I got lucky and got a private suite (corner room) in one of the newer dorm buildings on campus. Since it was a corner room, I didn't have to share the bathroom with any other girls, and because I then had no room mate, it was quite nice living by myself. Who knows if you'll get as lucky, but if I were you I'd atleast try. There's no way, that even a sheer possiblity of catching something he could bring home would even be remotely worth just not saying anything.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 5, 2005, 3:40 pm

Seems like a pretty conscientious female rapist. She used a condom and was able to get the passed out guy excited enough to screw him.

Kwonryu DragonFist · September 5, 2005, 4:13 pm

Did she drop viagra in his booze?

Nick · Post by **Nick** » September 5, 2005, 11:23 pm

Pressing charges? Fuck off.

Do you know what rape actually is? Give it a little thought for a second.

Some guy who got drunk and fucked a skank wasn't raped, he was retarded.

How melodramatic do you wanna be about it?

You know I hart you but you and your mate are being hysterical in the extreme.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » September 5, 2005, 11:39 pm

Nick wrote:Pressing charges? Fuck off.

Do you know what rape actually is? Give it a little thought for a second.

Some guy who got drunk and fucked a skank wasn't raped, he was retarded.

How melodramatic do you wanna be about it?

You know I hart you but you and your mate are being hysterical in the extreme.

Maybe I'm not coming off right. =P

I know he has about a zero chance to get anything done about it, especially in court. I know he was retarded and I honestly have no sympathy for him. I would however support him in court, because I know this girl likes to mess with people like this, and I personally can't stand it. Fin.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » September 5, 2005, 11:46 pm

Awk well you can just put it down to bad experience and move on, and mock him for the rest of the time you live with him, at least that way something funny can still come out of the whole herpes ridden experience

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » September 6, 2005, 9:00 am

If it had been a drunk chick who did not remember anything the next morning, she could have brought rape charges without any hassle.

Besides drunk people suck in bed,

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 6, 2005, 11:11 am

Ummm how do you fuck on the upper bunk? In my dorm you'd end up scraping all the skin off your back if not get a concusion from smacking your head into the ceiling.

Rellix, can't get an std from sucking on her boobies. Try that next time.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » September 6, 2005, 12:49 pm

Bubba Grizz wrote:Ummm how do you fuck on the upper bunk? In my dorm you'd end up scraping all the skin off your back if not get a concusion from smacking your head into the ceiling.

Rellix, can't get an std from sucking on her boobies. Try that next time.

I dont know, can you get an std from dried cum?

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » September 6, 2005, 1:48 pm

Eh.. you guys don't understand. This girl is disgusting - just plain nasty.

Just looking at her makes you want to take a shower.

Noysyrump · Post by **Noysyrump** » September 6, 2005, 2:01 pm

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 6, 2005, 2:48 pm

This thread has been nicely derailed. I think you should take Lynssie's advice as she was the campus slut herself.

Or you could not be a fucking pussy and punch that bitch in her ugly face and tell her she's banned from your room.

The second she woke you up to tell you to get out so they could fuck is the second you should have told her to get bent and get the fuck out of your room.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 6, 2005, 3:02 pm

Thankfully, Stargi's life was not ruined enough to prevent him from accesing the interwebs. Do they let you play teh WoWs from the prison, too?

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 6, 2005, 3:10 pm

acutally i'm on a laptop in texas across the street from where xouqoa works.

Siji · Post by **Siji** » September 6, 2005, 3:14 pm

I demand a recount.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 6, 2005, 3:20 pm

also xouqoa now owes me 20 cents because he just texted me twice.

Post by **Xouqoa** » September 6, 2005, 5:34 pm

Stragi wrote:also xouqoa now owes me 20 cents because he just texted me twice.

you didn't get the other 5,000 I sent?

damn stalker

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 6, 2005, 5:55 pm

i'm going to extract that 20 cents from your hide TEN FOLD

Ransure · Post by **Ransure** » September 6, 2005, 6:20 pm

TEN FOLD?!?!?!!11?!!!?!!111oneniner....

I think Kylere was right, this discussion has taken on a threatening tone and should be locked... I mean people could be hurt IRL!

Lynnsie · Post by **Lynnsie** » September 6, 2005, 8:45 pm

Stragi wrote:This thread has been nicely derailed. I think you should take Lynssie's advice as she was the campus slut herself.

Or you could not be a fucking pussy and punch that bitch in her ugly face and tell her she's banned from your room.

The second she woke you up to tell you to get out so they could fuck is the second you should have told her to get bent and get the fuck out of your room.

Yep, I miss the midnight gang bang trains at the sorority house.. Hope your situation gets better Rellix

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » September 6, 2005, 8:47 pm

I've found ignoring everyone involved works.

I saw her dragging someone else to her room last night.

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » September 6, 2005, 9:30 pm

Sounds like she's being used by the CDC to conduct experiments on the transmission of every know STD!

Xou, I'm sorry. I told Stragi where you were.

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » September 7, 2005, 2:56 am

Stragi wrote:TEN FOLD

oh shit

Siji · Post by **Siji** » September 7, 2005, 1:28 pm

Drinsic Darkwood wrote:
Stragi wrote:TEN FOLD
oh shit

Better than Ben folding five..

Noysyrump · Post by **Noysyrump** » September 7, 2005, 1:38 pm

Drinsic Darkwood wrote:
Stragi wrote:TEN FOLD
oh shit

Just like old times eh Drins?

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 7, 2005, 1:46 pm

Stragi wrote:i'm going to extract that 20 cents from your hide TEN FOLD

My math may be off a bit but are you talking about $2.00?

Truant · Post by **Truant** » September 7, 2005, 5:02 pm

Bubba Grizz wrote:
Stragi wrote:i'm going to extract that 20 cents from your hide TEN FOLD
My math may be off a bit but are you talking about $2.00?

Yes, $2.00 IN FLESH!!

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 8, 2005, 3:31 pm

**UPDATE**
xouqoa is now dead, his ex girlfriend and myself have eloped because she didn't like him anyways since he suxed.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » September 8, 2005, 3:41 pm

is she hot

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 8, 2005, 6:14 pm

i don't know, why don't you ask her?!

Trias · Post by **Trias** » September 9, 2005, 3:20 am

TENFOLD ON YOUR MOM'S BOX!!!