Ladies, if that biological clock is ticking...

Neost · Post by **Neost** » November 19, 2002, 5:43 pm

I made the mistake of browsing a new ebay category today:

Everything Else: Wierd Stuff: Slight Unusual.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 1790106213

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » November 19, 2002, 5:44 pm

that's just creepy

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » November 19, 2002, 5:46 pm

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » November 19, 2002, 5:56 pm

the fuck?
Look, here in WV, dropping a buisness card like that gaurentees you will get laid - and they WILL probably pay you. Then again, considering some of the women in the southern part of the state, maybe the hands off approach is better.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » November 19, 2002, 5:58 pm

Too bad his dad is a racist retarded bastard. You know how those genes skip a generation.

Post by **Sylvus** » November 19, 2002, 6:08 pm

Hmm... under "quantity" he's only selling 1. He needs to up his production if he really wants to start making money hand-over-fist.

KilornCloudwalker · Post by **KilornCloudwalker** » November 19, 2002, 6:11 pm

I'm just kicking myself that I never thought of it... Wonder which one sells first..him or the rubberband handfree unit...?

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » November 19, 2002, 6:13 pm

Why settle for mediocre sperm?

Wonder if he's going to (tm) that.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » November 19, 2002, 10:15 pm

Yes I am highly intelligent, easily grasp complex concepts, athletic, 20/20 vision, musically inclined, and I LOVE CUMMING IN SMALL CUPS, FREEZING IT AND SELLING IT ON THE INTERNET. DON'T WAIT, ACT NOW, GET YOUR CRAZY PERSON SPERM TODAY!

Xanupox · Post by **Xanupox** » November 20, 2002, 6:59 am

From where in WV?

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » November 20, 2002, 7:04 am

No known physical or mental illness. Photographic memory.

Yep, I may not remember, but my sperms do.

Cotto · Post by **Cotto** » November 20, 2002, 10:12 am

..gee with all those skills youd think he would ACTUALLY be able to get laid

Millie · Post by **Millie** » November 20, 2002, 12:03 pm

I like that he "easily grasps difficult concepts." For a second there, I wasn't going to buy a cup of sperm from a wacko on the Internet who posts a picture of himself with a smug grin as a selling point...but then I realized that he grasped concepts easily. So my fears were put at ease!

Who doesn't want some of this man's "superior" sperm?!

VeeshanVault

Ladies, if that biological clock is ticking...

Ladies, if that biological clock is ticking...

From where?