So, about that fifty bucks....

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » March 10, 2005, 3:40 pm

Would you/have you donated sperm?

I have done it three times. I

the 50 bucks.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » March 10, 2005, 3:43 pm

lets do the math.

something i'm going to do anyway for free, i can do for $50?

i tried to get in on this in college, but the local place didnt need anymore donors. so you didnt really have a choice for me. I would have liked to, but had no opportunity.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » March 10, 2005, 3:45 pm

Go to a research center - they're always accepting donors. 15 mins south of me in Irvine CA, there is a research center that is ALWAYS accepting donations.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » March 10, 2005, 3:48 pm

They should fucking fine you for trying to introduce your sperm into the world other than into a kleenex.
DIE IRL EBUMAR

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » March 10, 2005, 4:15 pm

Eff you bitch. Go and enslave more african americans.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » March 10, 2005, 4:27 pm

They are trying to find a cure for Ebumarism.

miir · Post by **miir** » March 10, 2005, 5:35 pm

Ebumar wants you to donate your mansauce to his mouth

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 10, 2005, 5:36 pm

I already did.

Dexail · Post by **Dexail** » March 10, 2005, 5:38 pm

I've got a towel at home worth $50,000

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 10, 2005, 5:41 pm

Do you also use it as an ironing board?

nobody · Post by **nobody** » March 10, 2005, 5:42 pm

Dexail wrote:I've got a towel at home worth $50,000

omgroflmfaoirl!

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » March 10, 2005, 9:07 pm

Dexail wrote:I've got a towel at home worth $50,000

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » March 10, 2005, 11:42 pm

There was a standup guy on comedy central that used that line too, "I've got a towel worth $50,000 propped up against the closet door at home." good stuff...

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » March 10, 2005, 11:52 pm

Nick Dipalo

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » March 11, 2005, 9:46 am

If I ever do, I will only donate for research purposes, not for possible insemination uses.

Coatlicue [KoE] · Post by **Coatlicue [KoE]** » March 11, 2005, 11:16 am

Dexail wrote:I've got a towel at home worth $50,000

bahahahahahahahahaha!

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » March 11, 2005, 11:32 am

Can you mail in donations?

Cotto · Post by **Cotto** » March 11, 2005, 11:57 am

Do you get any assistance?

VeeshanVault

So, about that fifty bucks....

Would/have you Donate Sperm?

So, about that fifty bucks....