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Mysterious Disappearance

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Associated Press wrote:NORWICH, Connecticut - The mystery of the disappearance of at least one 6-foot inflatable SpongeBob Square Pants has been solved.

It was not thievery at the Norwich Burger King. It was the heat.

Police said Tuesday the case was solved after they learned that a restaurant maintenance crew discarded a defalted SpongeBob after it melted into the rooftop heating system air ducts.

SpongeBob had been a fixture on the roof for nearly a month before disappearing Nov. 30.
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Hmmm.. I wonder why this didn't make it to Google News' front page.
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Interesting. I'd actually been debating stealing the one from my local burger king. Now I know how to get away with it, just pour something in the air ducts and make it look like he melted...
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Rellix wrote:Hmmm.. I wonder why this didn't make it to Google News' front page.
The story wasn't "liberal" enough. :D
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ok it's stupid, but i thought it was funny that the police did an investigation of a missing inflatable, and actually got around to asking the night crew.
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Lynks wrote:
Rellix wrote:Hmmm.. I wonder why this didn't make it to Google News' front page.
The story wasn't "liberal" enough. :D
At least that way they sort out the junk news :)
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Fash wrote:ok it's stupid, but i thought it was funny that the police did an investigation of a missing inflatable, and actually got around to asking the night crew.
It's not stupid when those inflatable SpongeBobs are going for 10K+ on eBay.















...I made that up but that would be a good reason!
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