Good joke

Midnyte_Ragebringer · October 29, 2004, 8:47 pm

FOUR PARACHUTES

AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WHERE 5 PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT ONLY 4 PARACHUTES.

THE FIRST PASSENGER SAID, "I AM KOBE BRYANT, THE BEST NBA BASKETBALL PLAYER; THE LAKERS NEED ME, I CAN'T AFFORD TO DIE," SO HE TOOK THE FIRST PACK AND LEFT THE PLANE.

THE SECOND PASSENGER, HILLARY CLINTON SAID, "I AM THE WIFE OF FORMER U.S. PRESIDENT, A SENATOR FROM NEW YORK, AND A POTENTIAL FUTURE PRESIDENT. AND I AM THE SMARTEST WOMAN IN AMERICAN HISTORY, SO AMERICA'S PEOPLE DON'T WANT ME TO DIE." SO SHE TOOK THE SECOND PACK AND JUMPED OUT OF THE PLANE.

THE THIRD PASSENGER, JOHN KERRY, SAID, "I AM NOT GOING TO JUMP. OR AT LEAST I DON'T THINK I WILL JUMP. I AM AMERICAN'S SMARTEST MAN, A YALE GRADUATE, VIETNAM VET AND THE NEXT U.S. PRESIDENT. AMERICA NEEDS MY LEADERSHIP." HE THEN PONDERED THE SITUATION FOR A MINUTE, GRABBED THE PACK NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED.

THE FOURTH PASSENGER, PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH, SAID TO THE FIFTH PASSENGER, A 10 YEAR OLD SCHOOLGIRL, "I HAVE LIVED A FULL LIFE, AND SERVED MY COUNTRY WELL, I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST PARACHUTE."

THE GIRL SAID, "THAT'S OKAY. THERE'S A PARACHUTE LEFT FOR YOU. AMERICA'S SMARTEST MAN JUST TOOK MY SCHOOL BAG!"

Truant · Post by **Truant** » October 29, 2004, 9:23 pm

WHAT WAS THAT, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU?

Markulas · Post by **Markulas** » October 29, 2004, 9:27 pm

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE KERRY DID THAT!!!!! HOW COULD HE BE THAT STUPID???? DIDN'T HE ACTUALLY PASS YALE, OMFG!!!!

noel · Post by **noel** » October 29, 2004, 9:31 pm

WATCH THIS SHIT HOMIES!!!

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:FOUR PARACHUTES

AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WHERE 5 PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT ONLY 4 PARACHUTES.

THE FIRST PASSENGER SAID, "I AM KOBE BRYANT, THE BEST NBA BASKETBALL PLAYER; THE LAKERS NEED ME, I CAN'T AFFORD TO DIE," SO HE TOOK THE FIRST PACK AND LEFT THE PLANE.

THE SECOND PASSENGER, HILLARY CLINTON SAID, "I AM THE WIFE OF FORMER U.S. PRESIDENT, A SENATOR FROM NEW YORK, AND A POTENTIAL FUTURE PRESIDENT. AND I AM THE SMARTEST WOMAN IN AMERICAN HISTORY, SO AMERICA'S PEOPLE DON'T WANT ME TO DIE." SO SHE TOOK THE SECOND PACK AND JUMPED OUT OF THE PLANE.

THE THIRD PASSENGER, PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH, SAID, "I AM NOT GOING TO JUMP. OR AT LEAST I DON'T THINK I WILL JUMP. I AM AMERICAN'S SMARTEST MAN, EMPOWERED BY GOD, DEFENDER OF DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM, AND THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. AMERICA NEEDS MY LEADERSHIP." HE THEN PONDERED THE SITUATION FOR A MINUTE, GRABBED THE PACK NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED.

THE FOURTH PASSENGER, PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE JOHN KERRY, SAID TO THE FIFTH PASSENGER, A 10 YEAR OLD SCHOOLGIRL, "I HAVE LIVED A FULL LIFE, AND SERVED MY COUNTRY WELL, I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST PARACHUTE."

THE GIRL SAID, "THAT'S OKAY. THERE'S A PARACHUTE LEFT FOR YOU. AMERICA'S SMARTEST MAN JUST TOOK MY SCHOOL BAG!"

OMFG I TURNED THAT SHIT AROUND!!!!

LOLLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRRRRRRRRCOASSSSTER!!

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » October 29, 2004, 9:33 pm

Thought it was a Catholic a mormon and a Jehova's Witness.

Oh wait, I get it!!! AND IN CAPS!!!

Post by **Xouqoa** » October 29, 2004, 9:52 pm

WHATS WITH ALL THE CAPS IN THIS THREAD THIS SHOULD BE A BANNABLE OFFENSE!Q

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » October 29, 2004, 10:00 pm

That's a ripoff of an old Gore joke... which in turn was a ripoff of another joke.. ect.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · October 29, 2004, 10:09 pm

The joke was sent via email to me in all CAPS.

Why can't you just laugh at the joke? I should have just changed it around and I would have gotten all laughs. Fucking hypocrits.

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » October 29, 2004, 10:11 pm

Because it's not believable. The joke relies on the target being dumb.

That and the caps ruined it. Is it really so hard to hit Ctrl U, and capitalize the beginnings of sentences and names?

-=Lohrno

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » October 29, 2004, 10:12 pm

That part IS beleiveable, Lhorno, but I've ehard that joke in about 5 or 6 different renditions.

Good try mid, but that's ancient humor.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · October 29, 2004, 10:17 pm

Akaran_D wrote:That part IS beleiveable, Lhorno, but I've ehard that joke in about 5 or 6 different renditions.

Good try mid, but that's ancient humor.

Yeah. I never heard that joke before. I thought it was great. Oh well. Tough crowd anyways. I should of known better.

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » October 29, 2004, 11:34 pm

I WISH YOU WOULD DIE

Markulas · Post by **Markulas** » October 30, 2004, 12:32 am

What are you talking about?? I thought the CAPS made the joke, and yes I have heard that joke plenty of times with different variations.

noel · Post by **noel** » October 30, 2004, 12:46 am

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:The joke was sent via email to me in all CAPS.

Why can't you just laugh at the joke? I should have just changed it around and I would have gotten all laughs. Fucking hypocrits.

I did laugh!

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » October 30, 2004, 2:00 am

Funny I got a SWF movie with that old joke in it about a month ago but Bush was the guy who jumped out.

Marb

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » October 30, 2004, 2:06 am

i laughed.

at you.

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » October 30, 2004, 10:55 am

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:FOUR PARACHUTES

AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WHERE 5 PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT ONLY 4 PARACHUTES.

THE FIRST PASSENGER SAID, "I AM KOBE BRYANT, THE BEST NBA BASKETBALL PLAYER; THE LAKERS NEED ME, I CAN'T AFFORD TO DIE," SO HE TOOK THE FIRST PACK AND LEFT THE PLANE.

THE SECOND PASSENGER, HILLARY CLINTON SAID, "I AM THE WIFE OF FORMER U.S. PRESIDENT, A SENATOR FROM NEW YORK, AND A POTENTIAL FUTURE PRESIDENT. AND I AM THE SMARTEST WOMAN IN AMERICAN HISTORY, SO AMERICA'S PEOPLE DON'T WANT ME TO DIE." SO SHE TOOK THE SECOND PACK AND JUMPED OUT OF THE PLANE.

THE THIRD PASSENGER, JOHN KERRY, SAID, "I AM NOT GOING TO JUMP. OR AT LEAST I DON'T THINK I WILL JUMP. I AM AMERICAN'S SMARTEST MAN, A YALE GRADUATE, VIETNAM VET AND THE NEXT U.S. PRESIDENT. AMERICA NEEDS MY LEADERSHIP." HE THEN PONDERED THE SITUATION FOR A MINUTE, GRABBED THE PACK NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED.

THE FOURTH PASSENGER, PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH, SAID TO THE FIFTH PASSENGER, A 10 YEAR OLD SCHOOLGIRL, "I HAVE LIVED A FULL LIFE, AND SERVED MY COUNTRY WELL, I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST PARACHUTE."

THE GIRL SAID, "THAT'S OKAY. THERE'S A PARACHUTE LEFT FOR YOU. AMERICA'S SMARTEST MAN JUST TOOK MY SCHOOL BAG!"

Im sorry, it works the other way around but not in your method. It took me about 45 seconds to figure out because i kept on expecting Bush to be the stupid one

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » October 30, 2004, 10:57 am

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:The joke was sent via email to me in all CAPS.

Why can't you just laugh at the joke? I should have just changed it around and I would have gotten all laughs. Fucking hypocrits.

If it was a joke about john kerry being boring, ugly or indiscisive it could have worked...hes not dumb, just those things

Bush: stupid and stubborn

Kerry: boring, ugly and indiscisive

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » October 30, 2004, 11:12 am

Akaran_D wrote:That's a ripoff of an old Gore joke... which in turn was a ripoff of another joke.. ect.

You dont expect Midnyte to come up with anything new, do you?

Rivera Bladestrike · October 30, 2004, 11:34 am

Noel's joke is far more likely.

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » October 30, 2004, 2:00 pm

Xzion wrote: Bush: stupid and stubborn

Kerry: boring, ugly and indiscisive

And they're both arrogant which I guess goes without saying since they're presidential candidates.

-=Lohrno

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