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TRUE STORY:

a few Taliban and/or AQ were walking through the mountains and one of them trips on a wire. wondering what the hell it leads to he picks up the wire and follows it until he finds a claymore. having no idea what the hell it is he looks it over and hands it to his buddy who takes a closer look, when all of a sudden, BOOM! LMAO! keep in mind, claymores are command detonated. :vv_blowup1: :vv_grenade:
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Re: True Story

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nobody wrote:LMAO!
Yes, because people dying is always funny.
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"THIS SIDE TOWARDS ENEMY"

The last thing, literally, you want to be reading on a plastic box you pick up.

Claymoore Antipersonel Devices are command detonated, yes, but they can also be configured as booby traps with a tripwire. Same danger to non-military personnel as a land mine etc. if left unattended.

As someone who was in a Combat Engineer unit I have a great dislike of land mines and other booby-trap like ordnance. They serve a purpose for a finite period of time, but they are indiscriminate in thier targets and are hazardous to deploy and even more so to recover. Even more so if the land mines themselves are booby-trapped to prevent enemy recovery/disablement.

I'll be happy when all land mines are gone and armies stop deploying them.
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fucking terrorist dying hell yes. oh, wait lets weep over the poor fucker's. maybe then they'll soften their hearts and we can all join hands and sing we are the world. me myself, i have no remorse or regret for any of those goat fuckers. don't get me wrong, i value human life but that is exactly why they need to die, because they don't.
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You make Midnyte look smart.
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Landmines should be banned, and would be banned if not a certain country vetoed it. I'll let you guess who.

And I highly doubt that is a true story considering a 2-year old knows what a Claymore looks like.

What trailer park did you come from anyway?
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Vetiria wrote:You make Midnyte look smart.
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A guy from afghanistan was telling me a similar joke about a bunch of dudes with box cutters and jr. pilot training liscenses. Can't remember exactly how it went though..
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what the hell is wrong with you
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nobody wrote:fucking terrorist dying hell yes. oh, wait lets weep over the poor fucker's. maybe then they'll soften their hearts and we can all join hands and sing we are the world. me myself, i have no remorse or regret for any of those goat fuckers. don't get me wrong, i value human life but that is exactly why they need to die, because they don't.
Once again... WHY HAVEN'T WE BANNED THIS MOTHERFUCKER YET?
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All anonymous posters should die this way...it's only fitting...


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nobody wrote:TRUE STORY:

a few Taliban and/or AQ were walking through the mountains and one of them trips on a wire. wondering what the hell it leads to he picks up the wire and follows it until he finds a claymore. having no idea what the hell it is he looks it over and hands it to his buddy who takes a closer look, when all of a sudden, BOOM! LMAO! keep in mind, claymores are command detonated. :vv_blowup1: :vv_grenade:
LMAO CAMEL JOKEYS GOT BLOWN UP HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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hahahha BOOM lol.

that's funny dude.

this was way funnier though. remember? CRASH BOOM LOLOLOLOL!!\\
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hahahahha

I just spurted coke on my screen remembering that. lol.
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This guy is one more anonymous retard for my STFU list.

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What's his IP? I want to know if he's really from Afghanistan.
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actually he's not Anon posting ... he doesn't play EQ but he posts here /shrug
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i've already said, i don't play EQ. maybe i'll pick it up when i get home. i'm deciding between that, galaxies, or FF. i'm new but i've posted regularly. as far as not making sense...no offense but if that is a requirment that why do half the people here post? i'm not here to start shit, far from it. ya'll can be pretty ruthless about your opinions, lol. nothing wrong with that, i'm just sayin. and yes i am in afghanistan. i have no reason to make that shit up.
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What are your friends who play EQ character's names?
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i don't know their character names. my one friend who i met here (Afghanistan) plays on a different server but i'll ask him his Character name. and another friend of mine who i went through AIT with played a while back but doesn't play anymore. he was on Veeshan and said he was in FoH. anytime i've gone to the IC since i've been in the army, half of the computers are filled up with bastards paying 10 cents a minute to play EQ for hours on end, lol. that's really about all the exposure i've had to it, so far.
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DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!!
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Who gives a fuck. I can feel myself losing IQ points every time I skim past "nobody's" posts. He gives dumb jar heads a bad name.

Going to make use of that nifty STFU button and hope he just starves to death.
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