owning? rofl. no, really this is your idea of owning someone?He only needs one nut to fucking own all of Europe just like I'm owning you now.
looks like the little vermin pinched a sensitive nerve and you had to pull out all the stops. dude, ease up on these guys, they can't handle such pwnage.
Reality check bud, the only thing you own around here is the title of most obnoxious. From your failed attempts at virtual copulation, to your deluded visions of grandeur (knight in shining armor syndrome), to your incessant bickering belittling and filching, the only impression you leave behind is an awful mental aftertaste, sorta like drinking orange juice right after brushing your teeth. And you fucking think you're contributing something valuable here.
Do you realize how hollow, trite, insignificant, and completely unoriginal your posts are? Let's face it, if originality was pussy, you'd be fesuni. I mean come on dude, can't you come at me with something better than the "suck dick for crack" bit? That's a fucking BOB SAGET line for god's sake but you seem to think you've found the holy fucking grail of insults. If you're going to take the bait (you ALWAYS take the bait), learn to do it with an inkling of decency and dignity. But alas, I guess you can't teach a monkey to fly a plane.
Now, before you accuse me of trolling your pathetic little ass, I'm going to remind you that it was you who went so far as to change my title every fucking day for 3 weeks straight. Who's trolling who motherfucker? I often wondered how many countless hours you spent laying in bed conjuring up those oh-so creative phrases, and how intense the feeling of satisfaction was when one finally came to you. Did you laugh in delight as you exercized, rather abused, the one and only (temporary) power you have over me in this world? Did you raise your hands to the heavens in utter triumph after you hit the submit button? I'll do you a favor and leave them up from now on for all of VV to see and you can bask in your pseudo-glory. After all, it's a small price to pay for having my own personal virtual punching bag.
You can't fuck with me, motherfucker. I'm Mumm-ra and you're Snarf. Good ole impotent, cowardly, annoying, and omnipresent Snarf, created simply for comic relief. I think I'm gonna start reading your posts out loud in my best Snarf voice to add a little flavor. Lord knows they need it, and I'm sure it'll be quite entertaining.
Drolgin
