Ownage School!

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » March 23, 2004, 12:20 am

http://www.liberty.edu/StudentAffairs/i ... m?PID=1378

Look at the name of the school and then the rules. My God, what fucking Nazis.

Xatrei · Post by **Xatrei** » March 23, 2004, 12:31 am

Personally, I think that they, and anyone that would attend Liberty are whackos. However, those rules, while harsh, are not unreasonable given the type of university that Liberty is. They are a fundamentalist Christian institution, so naturally their rules will reflect their beliefs. No one forces the students to attend that University. The people that go there submit themselves to the rules of the University willingly because they WANT to be members of Fallwel's army of Bible thumping fanatics. Liberty is kind of like West Point for the Moral Majority.

Rivera Bladestrike · Post by **Rivera Bladestrike** » March 23, 2004, 12:32 am

Wow, i think a total of 8 people must go there... that sucks major major ass.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » March 23, 2004, 1:10 am

Assault/sexual assault (minimum two (2) semesters out)

so, if you rape someone, you may have the option to come back in a year. Just seems weird!

Axien_Dellusions · Post by **Axien_Dellusions** » March 23, 2004, 1:45 am

Look at the last time they updated their "Code" The copyright on the bottom says 1971...

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » March 23, 2004, 1:51 am

30 Reprimands + $150 Fine
(regardless of previously paid fines) + 30 hours Disciplinary Community Service + possible Administrative Withdrawal and/or possible 100% Scholarship Reduction. NOTE: For each accumulation of six (6) or more reprimands after 30, an additional $150 fine will be assessed.

Abortion
Academic dishonesty
Assault/sexual assault (minimum two (2) semesters out)
Commission/conviction of any felony
Failure of three (3) Christian/Community Services without reconciliation
Illegal drugs-association/possession, use/distribution (minimum two semesters out)
Immorality
Involvement with witchcraft, séances or other satanic or demonic activity
Life-threatening behavior or language to others or oneself (immediate removal/exclusion from campus and a minimum of two semesters out)
Non-participation/disruption/non-compliance (possible removal/exclusion from campus)
Possession or consumption of alcoholic beverages
Refusal to submit to an Alco-Sensor test and/or drug test
Spending the night with a person of the opposite sex
Stealing or possession of stolen property (plus financial restitution; minimum two semesters out)
Two or more individuals of the opposite sex together in motel room
Unauthorized possession/use of weapons

I would have been in the 30 reprimands category repeatedly my first week.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » March 23, 2004, 1:53 am

wow you cant go to a dance or an R rated movie.

christians are boring fuckers.

I love how abortion is punished the same assexual assault. ok bobby that's 16 demerits for raping the shit out of sue-ann. oh and sue-ann you are expelled for aborting your rapist's unborn child.

man, fuck religion.

hey is this pat robertson or whoever's university?

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » March 23, 2004, 2:35 am

Hmm, i score 38 possible violations by reading down that list.
Does that mean im gonna get flogged in public or something, or burned at the stake?

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » March 23, 2004, 2:39 am

I worked this past summer in Tulsa, OK, home of Oral Roberts University. Weirdest fucking place I have ever seen. The college kids looked like the "popular crowd" from Animal House. The driveway to the university was crowned my a 30 foot tall pair of praying hands in bronze. I decided not to turn around in their driveway because I was certain those hands of doom would come down and crush a heathen like me. Meanwhile, here I am listening to Black Sabbath. I did crank it a bit.

Later I watched a broadcast on the hotel TV of the welcome address for the new students. Again, uber weirdness. Students, faculty and administrators alike all do that unsettling "speaking in tongues" gibberish. At one point, the CEO of the college (Oral's son) beseeched the Lord to keep the Devil away from their campus. I laughed and thought that the Devil sure as hell would stay away from that place, as there were easier pickings anywhere else.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » March 23, 2004, 2:43 am

Tenuvil wrote:I worked this past summer in Tulsa, OK, home of Oral Roberts University. Weirdest fucking place I have ever seen. The college kids looked like the "popular crowd" from Animal House. The driveway to the university was crowned my a 30 foot tall pair of praying hands in bronze. I decided not to turn around in their driveway because I was certain those hands of doom would come down and crush a heathen like me.

if they don't come down on oral roberts I doubt they'd come down on you, heh

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » March 23, 2004, 3:43 am

I imagine I would get in trouble for god-bashing...

Xatrei · Post by **Xatrei** » March 23, 2004, 3:55 am

kyoukan wrote:hey is this pat robertson or whoever's university?

Just as bad, or maybe worse, Liberty was founded by Jerry Falwell's organization in 1971 (I don't believe he was in charge back then)). He was (in)famous in the 80's for forming the Moral Majority, a right-wing religious PAC. He's now the Chancellor of the school, and as much of a right-wing religious nut-case as there is. He drew some heat just after the 9/11 attacks for saying (while a guest on Pat Robertson's "700 Club" fanatic round-up) that "God gave us (the U.S.) what we deserve," because he's punishing us for turning our backs on him.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » March 23, 2004, 4:35 am

yeah falwell that's who I was thinking of.

they're all the same crooks anyway.

Mukyluk · Post by **Mukyluk** » March 23, 2004, 9:33 am

hrmm i think i would be expelled with hours of arriveing at campus....you cant even kiss somone w/o fear of beeing repremanded.. fuck that shit.

Syenye Squirrellyelf · March 23, 2004, 10:08 am

Tenuvil wrote:I worked this past summer in Tulsa, OK, home of Oral Roberts University. Weirdest fucking place I have ever seen. The college kids looked like the "popular crowd" from Animal House. The driveway to the university was crowned my a 30 foot tall pair of praying hands in bronze. I decided not to turn around in their driveway because I was certain those hands of doom would come down and crush a heathen like me. Meanwhile, here I am listening to Black Sabbath. I did crank it a bit.

Later I watched a broadcast on the hotel TV of the welcome address for the new students. Again, uber weirdness. Students, faculty and administrators alike all do that unsettling "speaking in tongues" gibberish. At one point, the CEO of the college (Oral's son) beseeched the Lord to keep the Devil away from their campus. I laughed and thought that the Devil sure as hell would stay away from that place, as there were easier pickings anywhere else.

i go to TU, the secular school in Tulsa. the ORU kids are brainwashed freaks... the professors stage miracle shit in their classrooms. we make fun of them on a regular basis and they deserve it and they like it... tks christian martyrdom!

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » March 23, 2004, 11:04 am

As a christian, just gotta say, shock and awe right there.
Didn't know we made stormtroopers.

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » March 23, 2004, 11:42 am

Unauthorized borrowing (plus financial restitution)

Isn't this a nice way of saying stealing?

Guess not

Stealing or possession of stolen property (plus financial restitution; minimum two semesters out)

So if you steal something just say it was unauthorized borrowing and get the lesser penalty.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » March 23, 2004, 12:01 pm

30 Reprimands + $150 Fine + Expulsion + Re-education in non-fundamentalist ethos (regardless of previously paid fines)

Students will be informed of the necessity of this upon graduation from Liberty University.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » March 23, 2004, 12:05 pm

If I get expelled, is it likely i'm going to go to a re-education camp because my expelling school says I have to?

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » March 23, 2004, 12:22 pm

Gotta love their dress code.....

MEN
http://www.liberty.edu/StudentAffairs/i ... m?PID=1335

WOMEN
http://www.liberty.edu/StudentAffairs/i ... m?PID=1336

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » March 23, 2004, 1:45 pm

that dress code is pretty allowing. Ive seen much, much worse.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 23, 2004, 1:51 pm

Wtf, no sandals for the guys? Jesus would have been kicked out!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » March 23, 2004, 1:56 pm

Zygar_ Cthulhukin wrote:Gotta love their dress code.....

MEN
http://www.liberty.edu/StudentAffairs/i ... m?PID=1335

WOMEN
http://www.liberty.edu/StudentAffairs/i ... m?PID=1336

Hair and clothing styles related to a counterculture (as determined by the Deans' Review Committee) are not acceptable.

Fear the counter culture!....as determined by the Dean's review committee. Fear individuality!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » March 23, 2004, 2:46 pm

Dregor Thule wrote:Wtf, no sandals for the guys? Jesus would have been kicked out!

Jesus was also the definition of "counterculture" for his time. Amazing what all his good teachings have degraded into 2000 years later.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » March 23, 2004, 3:02 pm

Students, faculty and administrators alike all do that unsettling "speaking in tongues" gibberish.

I had a friend whose mom would always be doing that when I went over. Freaky stuff!

Although I don't think the two are related. That is, I don't think she did that because I was an unwashed heathen in their home.

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » March 23, 2004, 4:02 pm

I didnt go to the site, but based on what people quoted here I have a pretty good understanding of what its about.

Reminds me of a local Christian college back home near where I work (I work for the City). They somehow struck a deal with the after-school day care division and mass-hired about 20 of these students. The interaction with these people is beyond weird. Half the stuff we would do they would like at us like we were from another country.

Our uniform dress code was considered too explicit for them. All women were required to wear pants or skirts that stayed above the ankle. Men were required to where button shirts, tucked in, and no t-shirts allowed. Any sort of physical contact with a member of the opposite sex was forbidden. Their curfew was 9pm, and if they were out later because of work, they had to have permission from their pastor to stay out. Anyone without a car was required to be picked up by the college's vanpool. I took one of them home once, and I had KIIS-FM on the radio (those who live in LA know what I'm talking about. They're a top-40 station), and the guy told me to turn that radio off because he was offended. Hehe, my boss asked one of the girls if she wanted to join him for lunch during lunch break. She said sure, but the pastor would have to meet them at the restraunt and my boss would have to pay for his food.

It's so sad how sheltered that make these people live. I went to a Christian school from elementary through junior high, and thank God (no pun intended) that my parents enrolled me in public high school. They wanted me to get an education, but also learn to be street smart too. I've known people who graduated from these types of schools. They get very very rebellious for being so restricted for most of their young adult life, and the real world eats them alive.

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » March 23, 2004, 8:36 pm

I would get expelled within 3 days. Maximum.

When you're parents talked about sending you to medical school to become a doctor, little did you know, they were just touching the tip of the iceberg O.O

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » March 23, 2004, 9:00 pm

Sargeras wrote: All women were required to wear pants or skirts that stayed above the ankle.

How far above the ankle?

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 23, 2004, 9:01 pm

Lalanae wrote:
Sargeras wrote: All women were required to wear pants or skirts that stayed above the ankle.
How far above the ankle?

I used to want to go to one of those catholic schools ^^

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » March 23, 2004, 9:07 pm

I do

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » March 23, 2004, 9:11 pm

By the way, this is rich: http://www.liberty.edu/StudentAffairs/D ... m?PID=3213

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 23, 2004, 9:15 pm

What was it that Ted Bundy was so anxious to say? He felt he owed it to society to warn of the dangers of hard-core pornography and to explain how it had led him to murder so many innocent women and girls. With tears in his eyes, he described the monster that took possession of him when he had been drinking. His craze to kill was always inflamed by violent pornography.

Pornography turns you into a violent serial killer!

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » March 23, 2004, 9:38 pm

I bet their football team rules...

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » March 24, 2004, 12:35 am

Don't joke about their athletic prowess, God must be on their side, Liberty made the NCAA tourney!

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » March 24, 2004, 12:51 am

Are you fucking serious?

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » March 24, 2004, 1:49 am

I'm so glad that I'm not gonna be going to a school like this after I grad. Maybe I'll go to Miami...

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » March 24, 2004, 3:01 am

I like the quote from Kurt Cobain on wasting the person you are...strikes me more than a little ironic.

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » March 24, 2004, 5:35 pm

Tenuvil wrote:
30 Reprimands + $150 Fine
(regardless of previously paid fines) + 30 hours Disciplinary Community Service + possible Administrative Withdrawal and/or possible 100% Scholarship Reduction. NOTE: For each accumulation of six (6) or more reprimands after 30, an additional $150 fine will be assessed.

Abortion
Academic dishonesty
Assault/sexual assault (minimum two (2) semesters out)
Commission/conviction of any felony
Failure of three (3) Christian/Community Services without reconciliation
Illegal drugs-association/possession, use/distribution (minimum two semesters out)
Immorality
Involvement with witchcraft, séances or other satanic or demonic activity
Life-threatening behavior or language to others or oneself (immediate removal/exclusion from campus and a minimum of two semesters out)
Non-participation/disruption/non-compliance (possible removal/exclusion from campus)
Possession or consumption of alcoholic beverages
Refusal to submit to an Alco-Sensor test and/or drug test
Spending the night with a person of the opposite sex
Stealing or possession of stolen property (plus financial restitution; minimum two semesters out)
Two or more individuals of the opposite sex together in motel room
Unauthorized possession/use of weapons

I would have been in the 30 reprimands category repeatedly my first week.

hmm, i was surprised i didnt see "association with dirty niggers" on that list, but im sure such a immoral offense is in its own set of rules.
Godamn i hate religion

I would love buy some property across the street though and hang up a huge "fuck jesus" banner, now THAT would be hilarious.