CHARLIE MURPHY!!!!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 18, 2004, 1:27 pm

Darkness, ladies and gentlemen! Darkness is spreading!

Bitches, show Charlie Murphy your titties!

Post by **Sylvus** » February 18, 2004, 1:34 pm

Man, we had a party the other night and at one point someone wanted to see that episode, so we put it on. We ended up watching it like 5 times in a row, it's so goddamn funny.

I just wish I had a couple more hands so I could give them titties 4 thumbs down!

Midnyte_Ragebringer · February 18, 2004, 2:23 pm

I think he is humorous, but his comedy gets overly ghetto at times. The Charlie Murphy thing was semi-funny, but mostly it is dry and stupid. Maybe if I was drunk, smoking some weed and hanging with a few homey's I would have found it funnier.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » February 18, 2004, 2:23 pm

this show is a big hit at the Nimbrethil household.

i was checking some old clips, the matrix one is pretty damn funny.

also what is fucking the most amazing clip ever is the one with the black guy who is the white power writer. that is amazing. video clip not on the sight.

20 meelion VVs to whoever can find that clip!!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 18, 2004, 2:42 pm

Clayton Bigsby, black white supremacist, is perhaps the funniest thing I've ever seen on TV.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » February 18, 2004, 2:49 pm

"Listen sir, I am in no shape or form involved in any nigruhdummm!"

Midnyte_Ragebringer · February 18, 2004, 3:03 pm

I would have to agree there. The black white supremist rules.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » February 18, 2004, 4:37 pm

Although that show has more fucking commercial breaks than any show I have ever seen, it is pretty fucking great!!! New episode tonight!

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » February 18, 2004, 5:25 pm

That is the best show on TV and Dave is the best comedian working atm, check my sig!

Charlie Murphy, that one fat black comedian thats always high in the skits (dont know his name), and that new white irish guy (cant think of his name atm) who's a badass stand up comedian kick ass!

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » February 18, 2004, 5:27 pm

Hey Calvin, there's a thin line between fries and shakes!

THE LEEAAAANEST BURGER IN THE WORLD IS THE MEEEAAAAAANEST BURGER IN THE WORLD IF YOU COOK IT THAT WAY!!!

i gotta stop smoking this shit.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 18, 2004, 5:39 pm

Damn nigga, you smell like french fries!

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » February 18, 2004, 5:46 pm

hey look, calvin got paid

lets rob his ass

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/c ... lips.jhtml

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 18, 2004, 6:52 pm

Cold blooded...

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » February 18, 2004, 7:15 pm

Season 1 DVD - unblurred and unedited ! goes on sale next week I believe

Post by **Sylvus** » February 18, 2004, 7:23 pm

Sirensa wrote:Season 1 DVD - unblurred and unedited ! goes on sale next week I believe

Oh hell yes.

Somewhat shitty format, but I'm Rick James, bitch! ~170Mb

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 18, 2004, 7:25 pm

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:I think he is humorous, but his comedy gets overly ghetto at times. The Charlie Murphy thing was semi-funny, but mostly it is dry and stupid. Maybe if I was drunk, smoking some weed and hanging with a few homey's I would have found it funnier.

could you be any more fucking racist. please take your own life.

XunilTlatoani · Post by **XunilTlatoani** » February 18, 2004, 7:42 pm

The skit with the 50's Leave It To Beaver-type family with the last name "Nigger" was hilarious.

I thouroughly enjoy that show.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » February 18, 2004, 8:20 pm

Will buy the DVD most definately.

Kriista · Post by **Kriista** » February 18, 2004, 10:06 pm

that rick james shit was funny as fuck

i just hate the fact that it feels like theres only 15min of material per show

"cocaines a helluva drug"

Midnyte_Ragebringer · February 18, 2004, 10:58 pm

kyoukan wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:I think he is humorous, but his comedy gets overly ghetto at times. The Charlie Murphy thing was semi-funny, but mostly it is dry and stupid. Maybe if I was drunk, smoking some weed and hanging with a few homey's I would have found it funnier.
could you be any more fucking racist. please take your own life.

/sigh, I forgot I'm not allowed to express my thoughts without being called a racist.

It's sad that you feel you must take all in 100% without question or exception. I on the other hand embrace the good and loudy reject the bad.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 18, 2004, 11:30 pm

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:/sigh, I forgot I'm not allowed to express my thoughts without being called a racist.

YEAH MAN I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT NIGGER HUMOUR EITHER. THEY ALL SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING MONKEYS TO ME. MAYBE IF I WAS HIGH AND DRUNK AND HAD A HANDGUN SHOVED DOWN THE WAISTBAND OF MY FUBUS AND HAD 5 KIDS WITH 5 DIFFERENT MOTHERS AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT AN HONEST DAY'S WORK IS I COULD UNDERSTAND THAT KIND OF HUMOUR. I GUESS ITS BACK TO HEE HAW RE-RUNS AND BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF FAGS AND JEWS WITH TWENTY OF MY COUSINS TO GET MY LAUGHS.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » February 19, 2004, 1:27 am

in your face charlie murphy

Rayzelle · Post by **Rayzelle** » February 19, 2004, 1:50 am

I'm Rick James, bitch!

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » February 19, 2004, 12:26 pm

this morning in the bathroom, my wife while brushing her teeth looked at me and said, "I'm Rick James bitch!"

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 19, 2004, 12:28 pm

kyoukan wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:/sigh, I forgot I'm not allowed to express my thoughts without being called a racist.
YEAH MAN I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT NIGGER HUMOUR EITHER. THEY ALL SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING MONKEYS TO ME. MAYBE IF I WAS HIGH AND DRUNK AND HAD A HANDGUN SHOVED DOWN THE WAISTBAND OF MY FUBUS AND HAD 5 KIDS WITH 5 DIFFERENT MOTHERS AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT AN HONEST DAY'S WORK IS I COULD UNDERSTAND THAT KIND OF HUMOUR. I GUESS ITS BACK TO HEE HAW RE-RUNS AND BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF FAGS AND JEWS WITH TWENTY OF MY COUSINS TO GET MY LAUGHS.

Thanks a lot for stanking up my thread you hateful witch. Nevermind the fact that the show IS better when smoking, drinking, and hanging with my homies. It's WRONG WRONG WRONG for a whitey to use any ethnic slang.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » February 19, 2004, 12:38 pm

It's WRONG WRONG WRONG for a whitey to use any ethnic slang.

for shizzle

Midnyte_Ragebringer · February 19, 2004, 1:10 pm

Word to the third.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » February 19, 2004, 1:39 pm

kyoukan wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:/sigh, I forgot I'm not allowed to express my thoughts without being called a racist.
YEAH MAN I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT NIGGER HUMOUR EITHER. THEY ALL SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING MONKEYS TO ME. MAYBE IF I WAS HIGH AND DRUNK AND HAD A HANDGUN SHOVED DOWN THE WAISTBAND OF MY FUBUS AND HAD 5 KIDS WITH 5 DIFFERENT MOTHERS AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT AN HONEST DAY'S WORK IS I COULD UNDERSTAND THAT KIND OF HUMOUR. I GUESS ITS BACK TO HEE HAW RE-RUNS AND BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF FAGS AND JEWS WITH TWENTY OF MY COUSINS TO GET MY LAUGHS.

You know, this wouldn't be nearly as funny if the stereotype didn't have a factual basis.

Dexail · Post by **Dexail** » February 19, 2004, 2:19 pm

yes, and the same factual basis applies when you say all black people love fried chicken and watermelon and walk around with a pick in their 'fro. Or when you say that all chinese people sure can dryclean a shirt. Or when you say all Mexicans will outwork Americans.

Kyo's statement is highly ironic due to the nature of the thread. Chappelle's show is 10 times more racist toward whites AND blacks and he exploits the stereotypes for laughs.

Personally, I think the show is hillarious. "I'm Rick James, Bitch"

Midnyte_Ragebringer · February 19, 2004, 2:21 pm

Dexail wrote:yes, and the same factual basis applies when you say all black people love fried chicken and watermelon and walk around with a pick in their 'fro. Or when you say that all chinese people sure can dryclean a shirt. Or when you say all Mexicans will outwork Americans.

Kyo's statement is highly ironic due to the nature of the thread. Chappelle's show is 10 times more racist toward whites AND blacks and he exploits the stereotypes for laughs.

Personally, I think the show is hillarious. "I'm Rick James, Bitch"

Exactly Dex.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » February 19, 2004, 2:25 pm

Dexail wrote:yes, and the same factual basis applies when you say all black people love fried chicken and watermelon and walk around with a pick in their 'fro. Or when you say that all chinese people sure can dryclean a shirt. Or when you say all Mexicans will outwork Americans.

Kyo's statement is highly ironic due to the nature of the thread. Chappelle's show is 10 times more racist toward whites AND blacks and he exploits the stereotypes for laughs.

Personally, I think the show is hillarious. "I'm Rick James, Bitch"

Which is what makes it funny.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » February 19, 2004, 2:29 pm

blouses win

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » February 19, 2004, 3:39 pm

The new episode had a few laughs, but not quite as memorable as the Rick James....

Then again, I will watch the reruns of the new one for days to come!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 19, 2004, 4:00 pm

NO SPOILERS!!!!1!!!!

I didn't get to see the new one last night.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 19, 2004, 4:52 pm

masteen wrote:Thanks a lot for stanking up my thread you hateful witch. Nevermind the fact that the show IS better when smoking, drinking, and hanging with my homies. It's WRONG WRONG WRONG for a whitey to use any ethnic slang.

It's wrong to use ethnic slang when you are doing it to belittle the race of person the slang originates from. Sorry, I forgot that blatant racism is A-OK for the vault.

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » February 19, 2004, 5:05 pm

I think my favorite skit is from last year with the druggie in the classroom teaching the kids.

"It's like dog food. Delicious!"

"I'm rich, Beeitch"

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » February 19, 2004, 5:11 pm

Red Balls, Cocaine in a can!

"I plead the Fif."

What a great show.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 19, 2004, 5:20 pm

Xyun wrote:I think my favorite skit is from last year with the druggie in the classroom teaching the kids.

"It's like dog food. Delicious!"

The crackhead fucking owns. "Peanut Butter and Crack sammich!"

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 19, 2004, 5:25 pm

kyoukan wrote:It's wrong to use ethnic slang when you are doing it to belittle the race of person the slang originates from. Sorry, I forgot that blatant racism is A-OK for the vault.

Was your father a skinhead or something? Because you seem to have a LOT of displaced anger. Does your daddy know you bring a nigger his coffee? It'd kill him, wouldn't it?

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » February 19, 2004, 5:46 pm

Charlie Muphy's stories are fastly becoming a favorite here. I thought the Prince one was too fucking funny.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » February 19, 2004, 5:55 pm

hell yes haha! wasn't expecting to see dave hump a basketball.

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » February 19, 2004, 6:06 pm

You all know you can take 5, 10, 15, maybe twenty dollers out of your moms purse when shes sleeping, take the bus down to 23rd street, go to the phone booth in the corner and call Martinez for some smack, You all know that. And you all know martines has some good shit

IM RICK JAMES

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » February 19, 2004, 6:06 pm

BITCH!!!!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » February 19, 2004, 6:11 pm

masteen wrote:Was your father a skinhead or something? Because you seem to have a LOT of displaced anger. Does your daddy know you bring a nigger his coffee? It'd kill him, wouldn't it?

here is a tip: when you have almsot 3000 posts on a messageboard and have never really once said anything more profound than "ROFL!" then your lame attempts to bait me probably aren't going to work very well. go back to zinging newbies and being generally ignored by everyone else.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · February 19, 2004, 6:16 pm

kyoukan wrote:
masteen wrote:Was your father a skinhead or something? Because you seem to have a LOT of displaced anger. Does your daddy know you bring a nigger his coffee? It'd kill him, wouldn't it?
here is a tip: when you have almsot 3000 posts on a messageboard and have never really once said anything more profound than "ROFL!" then your lame attempts to bait me probably aren't going to work very well. go back to zinging newbies and being generally ignored by everyone else.

Uh huh.

I wonder when the day will come you actually speak about a topic, instead of bashing someone else.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 19, 2004, 6:18 pm

kyoukan wrote:
masteen wrote:Was your father a skinhead or something? Because you seem to have a LOT of displaced anger. Does your daddy know you bring a nigger his coffee? It'd kill him, wouldn't it?
here is a tip: when you have almsot 3000 posts on a messageboard and have never really once said anything more profound than "ROFL!" then your lame attempts to bait me probably aren't going to work very well. go back to zinging newbies and being generally ignored by everyone else.

ROFL, bitch!

murr · Post by **murr** » February 19, 2004, 10:54 pm

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:
kyoukan wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:I think he is humorous, but his comedy gets overly ghetto at times. The Charlie Murphy thing was semi-funny, but mostly it is dry and stupid. Maybe if I was drunk, smoking some weed and hanging with a few homey's I would have found it funnier.
could you be any more fucking racist. please take your own life.
/sigh, I forgot I'm not allowed to express my thoughts without being called a racist.

It's sad that you feel you must take all in 100% without question or exception. I on the other hand embrace the good and loudy reject the bad.

your surname is ragebringer, that's automatic stfu

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » February 20, 2004, 5:13 am

He is one of the funniest damn people doing comedy imo. I love the almost everything looks better in slow motion. At the end he shows that taking a shit however isn't good in slow motion.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · February 20, 2004, 10:56 am

murr durr wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:
kyoukan wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:I think he is humorous, but his comedy gets overly ghetto at times. The Charlie Murphy thing was semi-funny, but mostly it is dry and stupid. Maybe if I was drunk, smoking some weed and hanging with a few homey's I would have found it funnier.
could you be any more fucking racist. please take your own life.
/sigh, I forgot I'm not allowed to express my thoughts without being called a racist.

It's sad that you feel you must take all in 100% without question or exception. I on the other hand embrace the good and loudy reject the bad.
your surname is ragebringer, that's automatic stfu

Yes, Durr would have been much better. Wish I would have thought about that 4 years ago.

murr · Post by **murr** » February 20, 2004, 3:34 pm

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:Yes, Durr would have been much better. Wish I would have thought about that 4 years ago.

Yes, it's too bad...

VeeshanVault

CHARLIE MURPHY!!!!

Do you teh Chappelle Show?

CHARLIE MURPHY!!!!