Top 10 Geek Pastimes

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 15, 2003, 6:39 pm

top 10 geek pastimes.

(shamelessly stolen from the Fluffy Bunnies Forums. I'm not sure where it came from but made me laugh : ) If you seen it already then read it again!

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10. Comic Books
Public Humiliation: 49.5%
Our studies show that comic book geeks are normally solitary, but engage in very noisy arguments when gathered in numbers. These are usually based on the most recent superhero movie, and how much it sucked. This sucking is always measured in direct relation to the number of continuity problems between it and an issue of The Incredible Hulk, which to be honest, had some problems of its own like the Abrams tank with the completely wrong size smoothbore turret and the Hulk's hair just all of a sudden being parted the other way! Safety Tip: If your comic book geek isn't loudly complaining about something, check carefully - you might have blacked out and killed it.
Damage to Sex Life: 68.7%
When you're finished showing someone your chart of all the ways Magneto's hat in X-Men 2 was incorrect, it's going to be a long, uphill battle to then have sex with them. And to make matters worse, the faulty shape of the dong port in the movie's version of Magneto's hat will make having sex with it even harder.

Distinguishing Characteristics: Comic book geeks wear a uniform of a faded Green Lantern t-shirt and a confrontationally unkempt appearance.

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9. Role Playing Games
Public Humiliation: 63.4%
Dungeons and Dragons combines the nerdiness of a fantasy setting with the fruitiness of improvisational theatre, and as if that weren't enough for them to deal with, the rest of us think these people are going to go crazy and kill us. It's really hard for society to do more to tell you that if you play this game, you're on your own.
Damage to Sex Life: 78.0%
We weren't exactly sure on this figure, since a 78% means that there's still a 22% chance of a woman walking by role players and one of them saying, "A minotaur? Here in the Dungeon of Kajmar!? Very well, I swing my axe of axing at th- why hello there, pretty lady. My name's Twinkleberry, The Spritish Pegasus. Why, as a matter of fact I AM single."

Distinguishing Characteristics: An RPGeek either wears a black heavy metal shirt or, in tragic attempts at stylishness, a button-up shirt with a wrap-around dragon and flames.

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8. Scrapbooking
Public Humiliation: 86.2%
Most people tend to avoid scrapbookers in an effort to prevent their photo from being pasted between a floral border along with a word bubble shouting, "Are we having fun yet!" Scrapbookers have an insatiable hunger to date and catalogue precious moments, and many fear that these keepsakes are being collected to one day be used in an evil plan to flood the world with vomit.
Damage to Sex Life: N/A
People who make scrapbooks do not have sex organs like you and me. As required by the Code of the Scrapbookers, after the completion of their first book of cherished memories, surgeons replace their genitalia with paste dispensers.

Distinguishing Characteristics: You'll know these people because they're always leading a small parade of their offspring in karate, ballet, scout or soccer uniforms. And according to shocking facts learned from these people's sweatshirts, their children THINK THEY'RE AN ATM!

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7. Star Wars
Public Humiliation: 82.1%
Before the lame-ass new Star Wars movies, we might have let it go if we saw a Lando Calrissian or an Ewok waiting in line for a movie. Not anymore. Anyone disguised as a Jedi in this day and age had better have been helped into that costume by a caregiver assigned by the state to assist their special needs. Related Trivia Fact: Admiral Ackbar is the guy with the fish head from Return of the Jedi that screams things like, "Shorshenblorg borshchortle!"
Damage to Sex Life: 54.6%
Dressing like Darth Vader creates a number of sexual obstacles. First you have to find someone who doesn't mind dating the dark lord of geeks, and from this point on the sentence is moot since you won't, and then they have to safely be able to dig their way through your codpiece of cybernetic space enhancements. Impossible. Plus, the speech that Darth Vader gave to Natalie Portman in Episode II (about how she was so great because she wasn't like sand) is going to hang over the heads of evil single Jedi for generations. On the other hand, the strict moral code of the good Jedi prevents them from touching naked women with anything other than a light saber. And that, of course, would kill them. On the third hand, I have this theory I've been meaning to test that jumping into a room naked and screaming like Chewbacca would be super erotic. Keep in mind, however, that my last theory, "Wouldn't it be sweet if these were like, FLYING condoms?" went largely ignored by the sex community.

Distinguishing Characteristics: Overweight, casually strolling into the center of the room, and then when you least expect it, bursting into a blinding Jedi combat storm with a golf ball retriever.

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6. Vampirism
Public Humiliation: 90.0%
When enjoying Tim Burton movies and the Cure aren't enough to express your artistic depression, you turn to vampirism. This type of geek gathers with its kind to simulate vampiric society through a game of milling around and giving each other spooky threats in untraceable fake accents. Beginner's Tip: The costumes and makeup required for this hobby are elaborate, so if you don't have time every morning for a Dracula makeover, you can send the same message by just wearing a sign reading, "I hate my parents and my classmates beat me." To make this slightly more vampiric you may want to add the word "Blah!" at the beginning and end of the sentence.
Damage to Sex Life: 14.9%
One danger of vampiric sex is that many singles within in these communities are actually undercover vampire hunters waiting to jam a stake into you while you're struggling to untie your corset. Aside from that hazard, though, it's all good news: The dark creatures breed some pretty sexy people jammed into some skimpy leathery outfits. If you don't mind making out with someone who, like you, tastes like stage blood and cigarettes, you can lead an exciting sex life of the night.

Distinguishing Characteristics: Vampires are difficult to spot. Keep an eye out for the group of restless magician corpses with simulated human remains dripping from their mouths. One way I've found to make sure they're real vampires is to scream, "Skeletor!" and see if they cheer in agreement.

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5. Collectible Card Games
Public Humiliation: 96.8%
Some experts claim that living a moment of completely pure humiliation is impossible, since that can only be achieved through some kind of lethal masturbation accident. But those experts have never seen the shame on a grown man's face who's just been caught by someone he knows playing Pokemon cards with a 10-year-old stranger in a hobby store.
Damage to Sex Life: 89.3%
All the carefully constructed card decks and assault strategies become useless once these geeks discover that a woman's vagina contains no defending dragon harpies. Ha ha, that's one of those double ironic jokes, because anyone who took high school biology knows that they actually DO.

Distinguishing Characteristics: This geek is always carrying a backpack, at least one more type of case for emergency miniature statues, and a thick layer of atrophied blubber to drip feed them nutrients.

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4. Everquest
Public Humiliation: 70.1%
Since this game is played over the computer, most people would never know you played it unless you told them. However, if you've ever known anyone that's played Everquest, you know that the part of their brain that allows them to keep the details of their quest for level 8 Vorpal chaps to themselves has long since been destroyed.
Damage to Sex Life: 99.8%
While other geek hobbies act as intercourse repellent, this game is so addicting to its users that it will actually destroy any sex life they might have, through some kind of groin miracle. And with all the male players pretending to be girls to get magical gifts, no one's inter-gender social skills are going to be finely tuned when or if they ever pull themselves away from imaginary adventuring.

Distinguishing Characteristics: If someone looks like they and their gut have spent the last three days together in the same clothes, and they're secreting Mountain Dew out of their pores, that's a good sign of Everquest. The other is the wistful look in their eyes that yearn to gaze upon lizard warriors killing hobbits.

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3. Star Trek
Public Humiliation: 86.2%
These geeks used to be called Trekkies, but now insist on the less derogatory term Trekkers, which is the image control equivalent of adding a koala bear to the Nazi flag. They tend to be unobtrusive, but for every hundred Trekkers polite enough to obsess in their own homes, there's some bastard singing at the karaoke bar in Klingon and a computer repairman demanding that his coworkers address him by his Starfleet rank. Before you laugh, though, there's almost assuredly a third one building something that can vaporize your non-Star Trek ass from orbit.
Damage to Sex Life: 93.4%
While it's true that ladies crave fat men with pointy ears and a strong armpit odor, those green aliens that Kirk used to bone created a standard of beauty for Trekkies that no Earth woman can live up to.

Distinguishing Characteristics: If someone approaching you is more machine than man and threatening to assimilate you, it's either a Star Trek enthusiast or an android lost in time. Either way, it's your duty as a human to smash it.

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2. Furries/Plushies
Public Humiliation: 99.95%
Furries are people who dress like animals to have sex with each other, usually without regard for gender of their mate or the species of their costume. If that's tough to wrap your head around, picture McGruff the Crime Dog coming to your school and humping your mascot's leg. Plushies have a similar hobby, but instead of having sex with nerds dressed as animals, they consummate their relationships with their stuffed animals. I'm sure you've heard of these people; they're the main reason the Care Bears declared war against us.
Damage to Sex Life: -9.2%
For a plushie out on the prowl, the good news is that barnyard puppets just can't say no. And as for the furries, they don't seem to be picky about who they mount. Maybe because they're ecstatic to find other people with the same debilitating social handicap as themselves, but most likely because everyone looks hot as a six-foot chicken. I mean, who's with me, how do you not [Censor's note: you really didn't want to read this part we cut] all the way into its chicken hole!?

Distinguishing Characteristics: You'll know furries and plushies because they'll either be wearing a crotchless panda suit or just a screaming teddy bear firmly against their crotch, respectively.

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1. Live Action Role Playing
Public Humiliation: 100%
Live action role playing, or LARP, is a nerd's parent's worst fears come true: Dungeons and Dragons has finally made their child go crazy. These people dress up like fantasy characters and go on adventures where other nerds play the parts of enemy monsters, which would be fine if the participants were in the second grade. When adults do it, it's like a renaissance faire and backyard wrestling met, had demonic babies, and gave them weapons.
Damage to Sex Life: 100%
If you and your team of paladins are thinking about leaving your mom's basement to move your fantasy quests into society, you might as well leave your genitals behind.

Distinguishing Characteristics: Aside from the barbarian clothes and giant monster heads, it's impossible to know who might be LARPing. The only way to be sure is when they throw make-believe fireballs at you from their very fingertips, but by then... it's already too late.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » October 15, 2003, 6:49 pm

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » October 15, 2003, 7:09 pm

haha, debilitating social handicap.

noel · Post by **noel** » October 15, 2003, 7:15 pm

VARY funny.

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » October 15, 2003, 7:19 pm

Funny stuff, good chuckle there

Phugg_Innay · Post by **Phugg_Innay** » October 15, 2003, 7:24 pm

Gheesh , they forgot the TRUE # 1

hoking the gopher,
Slamming the ham
Pounding the rocket,
Flogging the dolphin
etc etc etc ...

Taly · Post by **Taly** » October 15, 2003, 7:51 pm

awww Number 1 is so fun if you do it. Did this for Vampire the Masqurade

What a blast!

Revs · Post by **Revs** » October 15, 2003, 8:23 pm

Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » October 15, 2003, 9:29 pm

Related Trivia Fact: Admiral Ackbar is the guy with the fish head from Return of the Jedi that screams things like, "Shorshenblorg borshchortle!"

I have that CCG card!!!
and the comment about lizards killing hobbits hit me too close to home....last time i was on EQ i made, twinked, and leveled up a ikky necro just to go slaughter the halfling outposts in nektulos forest...damn that leatherfoor deputy!

Abelard · Post by **Abelard** » October 15, 2003, 10:52 pm

shit i'm a geek

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » October 15, 2003, 10:56 pm

Revs wrote:Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!

Beat me to it

Plushies? You've got to be kidding me, I never even heard of furries until last week

murr · Post by **murr** » October 16, 2003, 12:06 am

ahahaha
you and your team of paladins

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » October 16, 2003, 12:28 am

We weren't exactly sure on this figure, since a 78% means that there's still a 22% chance of a woman walking by role players and one of them saying, "A minotaur? Here in the Dungeon of Kajmar!? Very well, I swing my axe of axing at th- why hello there, pretty lady. My name's Twinkleberry, The Spritish Pegasus. Why, as a matter of fact I AM single."

lolol

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » October 16, 2003, 3:35 am

Winnow wrote: 2. Furries/Plushies
Public Humiliation: 99.95%
Furries are people who dress like animals to have sex with each other, usually without regard for gender of their mate or the species of their costume. If that's tough to wrap your head around, picture McGruff the Crime Dog coming to your school and humping your mascot's leg. Plushies have a similar hobby, but instead of having sex with nerds dressed as animals, they consummate their relationships with their stuffed animals. I'm sure you've heard of these people; they're the main reason the Care Bears declared war against us.

Uhm...(very scared look) please tell me that they made that up, and a large portion of people are not doing this...

-=Lohrno

Morgrym · Post by **Morgrym** » October 16, 2003, 10:26 am

Damn, and I thought I was cool =/

Never heard of Furries or Plushies either

Siji · Post by **Siji** » October 16, 2003, 10:47 am

Uhm...(very scared look) please tell me that they made that up, and a large portion of people are not doing this...

There was a special on some TV station a couple months ago that addressed this. It's real. There's like big conventions and stuff.

Teletubby singles ads.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » October 16, 2003, 10:58 am

Winnow wrote:top 10 geek past times.

3. Star Trek
Damage to Sex Life: 93.4%
While it's true that ladies crave fat men with pointy ears and a strong armpit odor, those green aliens that Kirk used to bone created a standard of beauty for Trekkies that no Earth woman can live up to.

Amen!

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » October 16, 2003, 12:10 pm

Uhm...(very scared look) please tell me that they made that up, and a large portion of people are not doing this...

Search for it on google!

Gurm · Post by **Gurm** » October 16, 2003, 12:13 pm

Man.

I read that as "Top 10 Greek Past Times"

Made me go

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » October 16, 2003, 12:44 pm

good comedy! The Star Trek one had me rolling!!

Fesuni Chopsui · Post by **Fesuni Chopsui** » October 16, 2003, 1:12 pm

We're number 4 baby!

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » October 16, 2003, 1:18 pm

top 10 geek past times

(11) Correcting spelling.

It's PASSTIMES. Past Times is fuckin history n shit. From the past.

Post by **Sylvus** » October 16, 2003, 1:21 pm

vn_Tanc wrote:
top 10 geek past times
(11) Correcting spelling.

It's PASSTIMES. Past Times is fuckin history n shit. From the past.

Actually, it's "pastime", but who's counting.

/edit: unless that's just one of those crazy british/american spelling differences.

Mezzmor · Post by **Mezzmor** » October 16, 2003, 1:32 pm

Hi, my name is Mezzmor, and I am a geek.

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » October 16, 2003, 1:34 pm

Sueven wrote: Search for it on google!

I could, but I'll just take that as a 'yes there are people that do that'...I really don't want to accidentally see that...

-=Lohrno

Ashur · Post by **Ashur** » October 16, 2003, 1:43 pm

pastimes

edit: bah - Sylvus beat me

rhyae · Post by **rhyae** » October 16, 2003, 1:55 pm

hrmm, the Cam (larp) people I know swap, swing and f*ck like bunnies. It always seemed like one big geek orgy to me.

Post by **Sylvus** » October 16, 2003, 2:02 pm

Ashur [FoH] wrote:pastimes

edit: bah - Sylvus beat me

Yeah, by like 20 minutes, old man!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 16, 2003, 3:31 pm

Shaerra wrote:
Winnow wrote:top 10 geek past times.

3. Star Trek
Damage to Sex Life: 93.4%
While it's true that ladies crave fat men with pointy ears and a strong armpit odor, those green aliens that Kirk used to bone created a standard of beauty for Trekkies that no Earth woman can live up to.
Amen!

*Dresses Shaerra up as one of the hottie green alien women in Star Trek and then dresses up as Dr McCoy "Bones" for some hot #1 Live Action Role Playing while rolling around in on top of a pile of furry tribbles for an unholy 1, 2, 3 geek combo! A session of #4 EQ will replace the obligatory aftermath cigarrette!

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I edited "pastime" for the grammar police! It was a cut and past job from FB site!

noel · Post by **noel** » October 16, 2003, 3:51 pm

Winnow wrote:*Dresses Shaerra up as one of the hottie green alien women in Star Trek and then dresses up as Dr McCoy "Bones" for some hot #1 Live Action Role Playing while rolling around in on top of a pile of furry tribbles for an unholy 1, 2, 3 geek combo! A session of #4 EQ will replace the obligatory aftermath cigarrette!

LOL... Ok, that about killed me.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » October 16, 2003, 4:30 pm

...and when you're done, I'll say "Oh what a lovely tea party".

masteen · Post by **masteen** » October 16, 2003, 4:57 pm

Shaerra wrote:...and when you're done, I'll say "Oh what a lovely tea party".

ROFL!!!

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » October 16, 2003, 5:26 pm

Thanks to this post, I was spurned to get on google, and learned what a "plushie" is! *(thank god)

read on......

1) What is 'alt.sex.plushies'?

'alt.sex.plushies' is a newsgroup for adults who have special personal
feelings for plush stuffed animals (and plush puppets, too). It's
also a place where people talk about 'fursuits'. alt.sex.plushies was
newgrouped on August 9, 1994.
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2) What is a 'plushie'? What is a 'plushophile'?

A 'plushie' is a plush stuffed animal, like a teddy bear. 'Plushie'
is also sometimes used as a short form for 'plushophile': an adult
who loves or is otherwise attracted to stuffed animals.
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3) What is a 'fursuit'?

This is a full-body costume that makes the wearer look like a favorite
animal, or an animal character. Costumes like this are commonly seen
being worn by staff members at amusement parks dressing up as popular
cartoon characters. They're also seen at sporting events where the
team has a mascot in a costume. Since a person in a fursuit looks
(and feels) a lot like a 'living plushie', such costumes are
understandably popular with some plushophiles. Several of us here
have made or bought our own animal costumes.
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4) What kinds of subjects are discussed on alt.sex.plushies?

Many people assume that the group is just for talking about sex,
sexual techniques, and ways to modify plushies to use them for sex.
While these subjects certainly all come up, they are far from the
only things that are discussed here. Some other topics that arise
are what kinds of plushies people have, what they look like, where to
buy them, how to make fursuits and other kinds of costumes, what kind
of plushie gatherings are coming up, and just plain conversation
between friends. alt.sex.plushies is a small, friendly group, and
nobody minds if a discussion drifts a bit away from the subject of
plushies now and then. About the only things that are unwelcome are
binary posts, and the SPAM advertisements that flood the whole
alt.sex.* hierarchy.
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5) How do people really feel about their plush companions?

While most plushophiles probably feel at least some degree of affection
for their plushies, the ways they express it depend on the individual.
Some may view their plushies as just sex toys, while other plushophiles
love, even venerate their stuffed animals.
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6) Why be intimate with plushies instead of with people?

You don't have to choose between one or the other - you can have both
plush and human partners at the same time - but the great thing about
stuffed animals is that they can always be there for you, whenever you
feel the need for intimacy. People can be 'too busy', 'too tired' or
'have a headache', but a plushie will never say 'No!' when you crave
closeness. Stuffed animals can be truly ideal companions. No plush
partner will ever break your heart, give you a disease, or hurt you in
any way. Plushies can bring pure, unfettered happiness into your life,
and if you're open to it, wonderful sensual experiences, as well.
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7) Just what exactly do people do with plushies, anyway?

Probably the most common thing plushophiles do with their plushies is
to simply cuddle them. Many of us sleep with our stuffed animals, as
well. Concerning plush sex, two common methods are to hug a plushie
while pleasuring oneself, and to rub against the fur of the plushie
until achieving orgasm. Some people modify their plushies to form a
space for penetration. This can be as simple as an opened seam, or a
more elaborate insert can be constructed. People can also modify a
plushie with a penis-like attachment. Some plushophiles have such
strong feelings for plushies that they can make themselves peak just
by looking at one, or just sniffing its scent. Many other fetishes
can easily be combined with plush sex, as well. Also, you can involve
human partners with plush. Rubbing a plushie against a sex partner's
body is nice, as is 'sandwiching' a partner's body between yours and a
large plushie (or sandwiching the plushie), or frolicking with your
partner in a big pile of plush. The potential ways to use plushies
are really limited solely by the imagination. Indulge freely in your
fancies!
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I think I'd like to explore this. How should I begin?

First and most importantly, find a stuffed animal that appeals to you
in a very personal way. It may take time, but eventually you'll find
one that's irresistible. If you currently have a stuffed animal that
you've got special feelings for, chances are you've already expressed
those emotions in some intimate manner. In general, probably the best
way to learn about plush love is to take your special plushie to bed
with you, and just cuddle at first. That might be as far as you want
to go, but if the sensations of softness, warmth and closeness bring
on arousal, simply follow your instincts. You'll find that plushies
make very nice love partners. They will gladly do anything you want
and any time you feel like it, so you can totally set your own pace.
Just start with cuddling, and sleeping with your special plushie(s),
and in time, you will learn all the Joys Of Plush(tm) for yourself.
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masteen · Post by **masteen** » October 16, 2003, 5:56 pm

Jesus Christ, at least they're not breeding...

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » October 16, 2003, 6:00 pm

masteen wrote:Jesus Christ, at least they're not breeding...

Yes, they are...

http://pressedfur.coolfreepages.com/press/sex2k/

This one is killing me!!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » October 16, 2003, 6:20 pm

I gathered that furries were the people who have sex with other people wearing those stupid suits, while plushies were the ones fucking stuffed animals. It's kinda hard to knock up a beanie babie...

Traz-KOE · Post by **Traz-KOE** » October 16, 2003, 6:23 pm

Lohrno wrote:
Winnow wrote: 2. Furries/Plushies
Public Humiliation: 99.95%
Furries are people who dress like animals to have sex with each other, usually without regard for gender of their mate or the species of their costume. If that's tough to wrap your head around, picture McGruff the Crime Dog coming to your school and humping your mascot's leg. Plushies have a similar hobby, but instead of having sex with nerds dressed as animals, they consummate their relationships with their stuffed animals. I'm sure you've heard of these people; they're the main reason the Care Bears declared war against us.
Uhm...(very scared look) please tell me that they made that up, and a large portion of people are not doing this...

-=Lohrno

About anyone who's been to any sort of Sci-Fi/Fantasy convention can confirm this one. As a proud, self-proclaimed geek (6/10 on that list, I'll let you guess which ones), I can say I've borne witness to such things in my lifetime. Some forms are actually quite benign (G-rated anthropomorphic art), and some quite horrifying (crotchless panda suit! MY EYES! NOOOOOOOOOO!!).

Interestingly enough, though, the description given bears striking resemblance to statements made about the gay subculture in, say, the 1950s (you know, where "them gays" are generalized as homewrecking uninhibited fuck bunnies that can be blamed from everything from paper cuts to communism).

Truth be told, the furry subculture is, like any other subculture, composed of many subgroups, some mild ("Hey, check out this picture of the lions playing in the snow, how cute!"), some not-so-mild (crotchless panda suit! MY EYES! NOOOOOOOOOO!!), and everything in between.

Strange? Yeah, kinda. But then, I'm sitting in front of the computer writting out a short dissertation on fandom subculture to a bunch of geeks who probably don't really give a flying fuck, so I'm not one to point fingers.

In order to make this a true VV post,
(username) is a pedophie grammar-nazi fnord holmes whore guild hopping dumbshit asshole cunt loser troll PIE scammer trainer lier douchebag trollop PLUSHIE!

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » October 16, 2003, 6:31 pm

I'm still certain that them gays were responsible for at least 83% of the paper cuts in the 50's.

No documentation you provide will change my mind.

Edit: Missed an N and it looked too stupid to leave...

Traz-KOE · Post by **Traz-KOE** » October 16, 2003, 6:38 pm

Damn, there are always those who will not be swayed by my flamboyent words...gonna have to call out the gay mafia on this one.

noel · Post by **noel** » October 16, 2003, 6:45 pm

For more info on furries, search for 'Doug Winger' art. Furries were kind of a running joke on a forum I used to read, and people used to grief other people by linking too it etc. The Doug Winger art is fucking scary though. He is one FUCKED UP individual.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » October 16, 2003, 7:28 pm

Whoa, time out, there, bubba...

You're not allowed to call someone a "FUCKED UP individual" if they call their crap "art".

It's in the rules.

noel · Post by **noel** » October 16, 2003, 7:29 pm

Shaerra wrote:Whoa, time out, there, bubba...

You're not allowed to call someone a "FUCKED UP individual" if they call their crap "art".

It's in the rules.

Check it out then, and tell me what you think.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » October 16, 2003, 8:43 pm

Aranuil wrote:
Shaerra wrote:Whoa, time out, there, bubba...

You're not allowed to call someone a "FUCKED UP individual" if they call their crap "art".

It's in the rules.
Check it out then, and tell me what you think.

I don't know if it's art, but I like i...Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

Post by **Sylvus** » October 17, 2003, 12:10 am

Aranuil wrote:For more info on furries, search for 'Doug Winger' art. Furries were kind of a running joke on a forum I used to read, and people used to grief other people by linking too it etc. The Doug Winger art is fucking scary though. He is one FUCKED UP individual.

Please. God. No. If people don't know Winger, don't introduce them. For the love of god, if this site turns into SND or P2P I'll fucking find you and kill you.

Though it is sort of funny the fucking parallels you can draw between the people here and there.

Hmm... interesting. On a quick read-through before I actually submit, I realize that Jim Beam makes me drop more f-bombs than usual. Odd.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » October 17, 2003, 3:01 pm

Alcohol-induced Tourettes Syndrome is a sickness, and you're a victim.

I shall get started on an appropriate ribbon immediately!

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » October 17, 2003, 5:23 pm

Bah, you made me do it, searched for Doug Winger.
Hes quite a good artist, but his choise of drawings is probably something i would be kicked out of my guild for linking. Wierd guy.

Post by **Sylvus** » October 17, 2003, 5:31 pm

Hesten wrote:Wierd guy.

What's so weird about anthropomorphic transexual animals with multiple giant penises? Oh wait, nevermind, I think I just answered my own question.

noel · Post by **noel** » October 17, 2003, 7:19 pm

Sylvus wrote:
Hesten wrote:Wierd guy.
What's so weird about anthropomorphic transexual animals with multiple giant penises? Oh wait, nevermind, I think I just answered my own question.

LOL.

I'd kill myself before you could get to me.

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