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Taly wrote:god
If it bothers you that much then stop reading it.

Geez
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sup dewdz? 8)
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Karae wrote:
Taly wrote:
Truant wrote:
Taly wrote:Not everything is meant to joke about...
Maybe you misread me.

I'll make it more clear and simple.

EVERYthing.
Sorry Truant but not EVERYthing. i read it just fine. To laugh and joke about something like rape and child molesting makes you just as sick as the person who does it. i feel sorry for your future kids if you ever have any and pray that they are never in this position.
Rape can be funny. Picture Elmer Fudd raping Porky Pig.
Haha! I remember an old George Carlin line that is similar:

Sure, rape can be funny. Just picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd... why do you think they call him Porky?? :P
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Now I need to go back downstairs to shoot up some heroin, fuck my cat, and go rape my grandmother, good day
I had to quote that :lol:
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Sargeras wrote:Dregor touched my tribble once... and it was good :oops:
If you recall, we had a tribble threesome.

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Better watch it with the Slip 'N Slide references!
Sunserae wrote:this offends me. i was rendered sterile in a freak slip n slide accident and your comment about future kids hurt me right here. *points to heart*

oh yeah, and that other thread that talked about slip n slides offends me, too. those links to toy sites - oh the horror!
Slip 'N Slide makers sue 'Dickie Roberts'
Tuesday, September 9, 2003 Posted: 0357 GMT (11:57 AM HKT)

Wham-O says the scene with David Spade violates the product's safety guidelines.

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- The makers of the Slip 'N Slide filed a lawsuit Monday over a scene in the hit movie "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star" that shows actor David Spade skidding to a painful halt on the summertime water toy.

Wham-O is asking a judge to order the film out of theaters as long as it contains the Slip 'N Slide scene, or for a disclaimer to be added urging viewers not to try the maneuver made by Spade.

In the movie, Spade jumps belly first on the yellow plastic sheet without first inflating it with air and water. He then coats the slide with oil and crashes into a fence.

The scene has been used heavily in television and theater ads to promote the film, which was No. 1 at the weekend box office.

The lawsuit, filed against Paramount Pictures and Happy Madison Productions, charges the filmmakers violated its trademark by using the product without permission.

Wham-O also claims the scene violates the product's safety guidelines, which limit the use of Slip 'N Slide to children between the ages of 5 and 12 weighing less than 110 pounds and under 5 feet tall.

Guidelines also state the slide must first be inflated and wet and that users should also be wet before diving on the plastic. The company is concerned that the scene might prompt adults to imitate Spade's action, which could lead to injury and lawsuits.

"Paramount believes the claims are entirely without legal merit," said studio spokesman Rob Friedman.

Representatives of Happy Madison did not immediately return calls Monday seeking comment.

The product was taken off store shelves in the 1990s after a series of adult accidents. Wham-O became a privately owned company in 1997 after being put on the market by its former owner, Mattel.

When the product was reintroduced in 1997, the new owners added an inflatable bumper and other safety features, Wham-O said.

Monday's lawsuit mentions one legal action brought by a Wisconsin adult who became paralyzed after diving onto the slide while intoxicated. The plaintiff in that case was awarded $12.3 million in damages, according to Monday's lawsuit.

Wham-O, based in Emeryville, California, also makes the Frisbee, Hula Hoop and Super Ball.

I thought "guidelines" were just that.. Guidelines. Not rules! This offends me! More lawyer jokes, please.
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Taly wrote:god
yeah god can be pretty funny too.
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Truant wrote:
Taly wrote:god
yeah god can be pretty funny too.
Yep she made men so she is pretty dam funny ;)
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She also made vaginas so shes temperamental too
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So Truant have you fucked any terminally ill people lately?? I heard you love to fuck the terminally ill against their will OMG LOL ROFLMAO HAR HAR HAR!!!
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pathetic
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Hammerstalker PE wrote:So Truant have you fucked any terminally ill people lately?? I heard you love to fuck the terminally ill against their will OMG LOL ROFLMAO HAR HAR HAR!!!
You should learn a lesson from your brother and learn when to let things go man... really.
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Hammerstalker PE wrote:So Truant have you fucked any terminally ill people lately?? I heard you love to fuck the terminally ill against their will OMG LOL ROFLMAO HAR HAR HAR!!!
You make that sound like its bad? Personally I wanna do a chick that looks like Conan O'Brien
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Xouqua that was an example of what is NOT funny even in the slightest. In fact it is disgusting. Just making a point that seems to have been lost on both you and Zamtuk but oh well.

Oh and Aranuil call Toker a liar all you want but the fact of the matter is that what he said regarding his ex-father-inlaw is true, not that you or the rest of the drooling morons here could give a shit.
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There's a fine line between satire and stupidity and you crossed over into the realm of the latter with that post.

Besides, this thread was almost dead and you went and stirred it up again. Sort of counterproductive, don't you think?
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Xouqua that was an example of what is NOT funny even in the slightest. In fact it is disgusting.
What's disgusting about fucking terminally ill people? I've smoked enough cigarettes in my life that there's a good chance I'll get some sort of cancer later on, and I fully expect to continue a healthy sexual relationship with my wife or girlfriend until I'm no longer able to.

Am I still one of the drooling morons if I understand what "terminally ill" means and you don't?
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Hammerstalker PE wrote:Xouqua that was an example of what is NOT funny even in the slightest. In fact it is disgusting. Just making a point that seems to have been lost on both you and Zamtuk but oh well.
Your content isn't what made it not funny. Although it didn't help. Your presentation was where you lost all your points.
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No Xouqua I didn't cross over from satire to stupidity. The point I am making is that not all things are funny nor should they be joked about.

Aslanna like I give a fuck about your opinion.
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shouldn't you be fucking your pedarast brother?

he is also terminally ill.
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Zam "duh" Witty OHLOLOH
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i could easily joke about raping terminally ill people, but then the i'll get more negative attention then i would like from some of you people, but the point still stands.
I joke about raping terminally ill people.
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Hammerstalker PE wrote:Oh and Aranuil call Toker a liar all you want but the fact of the matter is that what he said regarding his ex-father-inlaw is true, not that you or the rest of the drooling morons here could give a shit.
It's not funny to joke about Atokal thinking he's you're ex-father inlaw the pedophile. Some things you shouldn't joke about Hammer. :(
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Aslanna like I give a fuck about your opinion.
You say that.. But I know your inner child is crying. It's ok. Let it out.
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God Aranuil I can't wait to sit and have a beer with you in Chicago bud!! Looking forward to it!! :D :D

Oh and you last post makes no sense bro! Maybe re-read it mmmk?
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Won't be in Chicago.
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Sorry to hear that bro! I will be in California in a week or so. I will call ya.
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To what end?
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he's threatening you with implied physical violence.
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It's funny.. I can almost see Atokal having a conversation with himself about leaving VV:
- We wants it. We needs it. Must get in the fnord. They wont hide from me. Sneaky little Veeshan Vaulters. Wicked, trickssssy, falssse!

- No! Not Xouqoa.

- Yes, precious. False. They will cheat you, hurt you, lie.

- Aranuil’s my friend.

- (taunting) You don’t have any friends. Nobody likes YOU...

- Not listening. Not listening.

- You're a liar and a pederast

- (shaking his head) Nope.

- Reee...tard...!

- (starts to cry and whimper) Go away.

- Go away! (cackles) Hahahahaha!

- (cries, whispering) I hate you, I hate you.

- (fiercely) Where would you be without me? I saved us. It was me. We got into PE because of me!

- (resolute) Not anymore.

- (surprised) What did you say?

- Cartalas looks after us now. We don’t need you.

- What?

- Leave now and never come back.

- No!!!

- (louder) Leave now and never come back!

- (bares teeth, growling) Arghhhh!

- LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK.

- We... we told him to go away! And away he goes, preciousss. (dances around, happily) Gone, gone, gone! Atokal is free!
Eh. Or something like that.
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HAHAHA

Edit for PS: LOL I'm still laughing...
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:lol:
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I'm crying.

Best post ever.
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haha that was great! =D
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rofl
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Kyoukan you can read whatever you like into my post. Grats you though for twisting something else into RL PK moron.

To what end? I thought I would see if you really are all that different than the person that posts here. Kind of giving you the benefit of the doubt and burying the hatchet.
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i feel that it is my sole responsiblity here....to declare that..

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That is all...carry on
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Hammer, I appreciate the sentiment, but very frankly...

I've never flamed you for anything which is a RL felony, nor had I in the least bit inferred Atokal was actually a pedophile until after his Dregor PM-- I've made two jokes about it.

Very frankly because of the RL nature of your flames, I'm really not interested, but I thank you.
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Ok bud no hard feeling thouugh eh?
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Jesus christ, get a room or something
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Much <3 for Addecus's avatar.
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The rest of my class is giving me funny looks now. Hahaha.
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and the thread finds away to go down another notch!

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Voronwë wrote:and the thread finds away to go down another notch!

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Depends on how you look at it...for pure entertainment value it went up!
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I have to admit that was fucking hilarious Aslanna :lol:
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This might just call for one of those 'most entertaining threads of VV' poll things...
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good point Fameen =)
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Naw I decided that fighting with people isn't any fun anymore so I am trying to mend fences Voro :D
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Aslanna deserves to be queen for a day for that post.

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