Dark and Stormy Night Indeed

Burke · Post by **Burke** » July 18, 2003, 2:22 pm

http://www.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2003.htm

Great bad literature.

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » July 18, 2003, 2:30 pm

"They had but one last remaining night together, so they embraced each other as tightly as that two-flavor entwined string cheese that is orange and yellowish-white, the orange probably being a bland Cheddar and the white . . . Mozzarella, although it could possibly be Provolone or just plain American, as it really doesn't taste distinctly dissimilarfrom the orange, yet they would have you believe it does by coloring it differently. "

LOL! That's some great shit.

"People who speak in metaphors can shampoo my crotch"