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hey guys how was your morning
Posted: November 11, 2005, 12:22 pm
by *~*stragi*~*
i had to get gas this morning and i washed my windshield and then when i got back in my truck i noticed that there was all this black shit from my tires or something on my pants and i didn't know how it got there but good golly i was angry because i had to go home and put on new pants fuck gas stations how was your morning?
Posted: November 11, 2005, 1:22 pm
by Canelek
You pump your own gas? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA WOOOO
Posted: November 11, 2005, 1:39 pm
by *~*stragi*~*
i am eating a chorizo egg and cheese burrito with extra hot salsa so you can't rain on my parade
Posted: November 11, 2005, 1:52 pm
by Canelek
I have no breakfast burrito, so you win.
Yall got Mexicans out there in the desert? Lucky bastards.
Posted: November 11, 2005, 2:07 pm
by Shaerra
we have more Mexicans for we are Mexico but have 1337 beta app'd into the US to get oil and army bases and now we're gonna take over the rest of the US cuz they're all really just English prissy men and now that we have half of Louisianna in Texas we have enough people to start the war we're taking out Oklahoma first because we always hate those cowboy posers and AZ can come with us if they want cuz they're cool but not Cali cuz they can't handle tequilla.
damn the man, viva la resistance, free salsa - bring your own tortilla chips.
Posted: November 11, 2005, 2:15 pm
by Canelek
That's cool. Please drop some burritos off here if you get a chance. Said burritos must be from Santa Barbara though.
It ain't easy finding excellent food up here.
(except for Sylvos's BBQ ribs)
Posted: November 11, 2005, 2:24 pm
by Shaerra
Sylvos's ribs may be good but if you have yet to taste Sylvus's succulant breasts and thighs with honey glaze you are missing out Stragi needs three things for x-mas squeegy extension shorter truck and darker pants I will secret santa his ass and then he wont be late for work
Posted: November 11, 2005, 2:40 pm
by *~*stragi*~*
acutally i was earlier than normal for work because it's veteran's day and there was like zero traffic but i appriciate it!
Posted: November 11, 2005, 2:46 pm
by Mr Bacon
i am sick. probably avian bird flu
Posted: November 11, 2005, 6:06 pm
by Homercles
i am sick. probably avian bird flu
Quit whining and die already
Posted: November 11, 2005, 7:57 pm
by Fash
de vorige nacht was pret ik naar een overleg met 2 meisjes van het werk 1 heb werkelijk grote borsten ging en ik wilde hen raken
deze posten door stragi zijn werkelijk vrolijk. breng het verbod
Posted: November 11, 2005, 8:11 pm
by Bubba Grizz
Shaerra wrote:Sylvos's ribs may be good but if you have yet to taste Sylvus's succulant breasts and thighs with honey glaze you are missing out Stragi needs three things for x-mas squeegy extension shorter truck and darker pants I will secret santa his ass and then he wont be late for work
Welcome back.
Posted: November 11, 2005, 11:22 pm
by Canelek
Shaerra, I am not so sure I want to know about Sylvus's man-boobs.
Posted: November 12, 2005, 1:11 am
by Sylvus
Hey wait, what?
Posted: November 12, 2005, 1:42 am
by Zamtuk
succulant
just a fun word to say, really.
Posted: November 12, 2005, 2:24 am
by Canelek
...and Zam knows his nipples...
Posted: November 12, 2005, 5:30 am
by *~*stragi*~*
THE OFFENDING PARTY
Posted: November 12, 2005, 6:09 am
by Drolgin Steingrinder
gb2fyad~
Posted: November 12, 2005, 2:55 pm
by Canelek
hay nice taco!
Posted: November 14, 2005, 2:24 am
by Tenuvil
Nice truck.
Posted: November 14, 2005, 12:01 pm
by Dexail
I got a ticket on a military installation because I passed a vehicle on a straight away, never getting over 55 mph, but there was a tank trail that intersected the road and the yellow line was solid because of the "danger"... or so I was told.
Monday morning, I got up earlier than usual, was in a good mood... and that screwed it up right off the bat.
Posted: November 14, 2005, 2:10 pm
by *~*stragi*~*
Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:gb2fyad~
lisa needs braces