Christmas Songs

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Christmas Songs

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Merry Christmas from the Family


Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him until he sang
Felis Navidad, Felis Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife Kay
Who talks all about AA
Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel
The First Noel

Carve the Turkey
Turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
We need some ice and an extension chord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
A box of tampons, Marlboro Lights
Haleluja everybody say Cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited out on our front lawn
He threw a breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night, Oh Silent Night, Oh Holy Night

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Make Bloody Mary's
Cause We All Want One!
Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
A box of tampons, some Salem Lights
Halellujah, everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the Family

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This is as good a place as any to say I hate Christmas songs with a passion of the christ. I guess I got burnt out all the way back in elementary school where they beat every song into our heads.

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I second that!
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No Christmas album is better than A Christmas Together: John Denver and the Muppets. Though I'll take Bing Crosby as a close second.
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Christmas songs attempt to create a false emotional state that makes me uncomfortable!

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I prefer Merry Muthafuckin xmas - Easy E and the South Park christmas cd, I make sure to listen to both quite a bit during the season. That's as close as I get to willingly listening to christmas music.
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I hate any Christmas song in the Mannheim Steamroller vein. They make me ill.

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Sylvus wrote:No Christmas album is better than A Christmas Together: John Denver and the Muppets. Though I'll take Bing Crosby as a close second.
No Sir you are empirically incorrect! Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas is the ultimate Christmas album...:P

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Xmas songs ROCK!
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