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Cannabalisim to survive?

Nope. Not going to happen.
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Absolutely. I'll take more face meat please!
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Some people cannot eat other people. It's not that they want to die, but they physically and psychologically cannot bring themselves to do do it. It happened with one of the people in "Alive". She would take a small bite, then vomit it back up. She didn't make it. I don't remember if they ate her later or not.

No fence sitting here! You either eat that human body or die!

As for me? I'm going to eat you if I have to. There's no question. I'd start at the butt and only eat the face as a last resort. Sadly, if you're not in a frozen area, you'll have to make your decision quick and eat fast.

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I picked yes... but... I can only accept it if someone else cut it and cooked it. I can't imagine doing that myself and would probably rather die. I guess without being put in that situation, we'll never know.
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I wouldn't be able to eat a former pet (cat, dog), but a former person, no problem.

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Fairweather Pure wrote: Sadly, if you're not in a frozen area, you'll have to make your decision quick and eat fast.
If in a warmer climate, there are probably other options to survive or you'd die from lack of water first. It would be very strange circumstances that would involve something other than freezing temperatures that would prevent dehydration from killing you before lack of food.

But, if you were a prisoner or something where you had access to water and were in a situation that allowed you to live a long time if you had food, I'd eat peeps if I could see a way out of the situation eventually. If I was half dead from radiation or something along those lines, I probably wouldn't chow down someone to prolong eventual death.

I voted yes but, as with most polls, it's not as cut and dry as it seems!

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Fairweather Pure wrote:Some people cannot eat other people. It's not that they want to die, but they physically and psychologically cannot bring themselves to do do it. It happened with one of the people in "Alive". She would take a small bite, then vomit it back up. She didn't make it. I don't remember if they ate her later or not.

No fence sitting here! You either eat that human body or die!

As for me? I'm going to eat you if I have to. There's no question. I'd start at the butt and only eat the face as a last resort. Sadly, if you're not in a frozen area, you'll have to make your decision quick and eat fast.

the only woman from that crash that survived long enough to cannibalize was killed in the avalanche and i dont recall her spitting up anything, iirc. though i might be wrong. all of the survivors ended up eventually eating the meat.. including all who had reservations due to their catholicism.. anyone that died after the decision to cannibalize was killed due to existing injuries or the avalanche iirc
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Winnow wrote:
Fairweather Pure wrote: Sadly, if you're not in a frozen area, you'll have to make your decision quick and eat fast.
If in a warmer climate, there are probably other options to survive or you'd die from lack of water first. It would be very strange circumstances that would involve something other than freezing temperatures that would prevent dehydration from killing you before lack of food.

youre also more likely to be able to make a fire if you are in a warmer area. if its long term you'll need some kind of meat.. human or otherwise, and i'd bet that most people would have no problem eating a charred piece of meat in a survival situation no matter how old or putrid it is.. most people just dont know what they'd be capable of.
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The only problem is that most humans are fat, so it would taste gross, whereas the meat we eat is lean muscle in most cases. I'll take Lamar Odom's calves prz. side o fries

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Couldn't do it. For religious reasons.

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Leonaerd wrote:The only problem is that most humans are fat, so it would taste gross, whereas the meat we eat is lean muscle in most cases. I'll take Lamar Odom's calves prz. side o fries

Fat is where the flavor is at baby! Really.


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Bubba Grizz wrote:Couldn't do it. For religious reasons.
I think the Pope or some other bigwig "pardoned" the survivors of the plane crash that the movie "Alive" was based on, citing that God wants you to live through any means necessary (paraphrasing).

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Does it have to be to survive? :twisted:

But yeah, in case i had to survive i guess i could eat human flesh. Of course almost anywhere i can think off, there would be other food sources available to eat first :)
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Bubba Grizz wrote:Couldn't do it. For religious reasons.
That means we kill and eat you first since it'd be a waste if you lived and a people eater kicked the bucket leaving all that man flesh to go to waste.

I bet you'd donate a leg if it would keep Favre alive for one more season!

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Meat is meat. Stick to the muscle though, organs can possibly carry disease and toxins.
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If it was a live or die situation then yes I would.

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F religion. If it was a life or death situation I would do anything, hell - I would cook Jesus up and eat him.
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Jesus would want you to.
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Can we step it up a notch with the poll. Right now, some people are talking about eating previously dead people.
How about:
Eating people that were already dead
Killing and eating people by some means of elimination
Starving

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masteen wrote:Jesus would want you to.
Pssh. Jesus would turn the snow into chilled wine, and make a two toes feed everyone.

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Somali wrote:Can we step it up a notch with the poll. Right now, some people are talking about eating previously dead people.
How about:
Eating people that were already dead
Killing and eating people by some means of elimination
Starving

I'd be down for a lottery type situation if that's what it came to. Whoever loses just gets bashed over the head with a rock or something and munched on. I'm not eliminating any possibilities, in a survival situation damn near everyone including the pope himself would do whatever the hell they could to stay alive.
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I'd have a hard time offing someone else to feed myself. I would be much less conflicted about eating a dead dude.

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If someone else chopped up the body and cooked the meat, I would eat it.

I wouldn't make a very good serial killer.
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I'd make the sacrifice and let you all eat me. 8) You'd have to kill me though because suicide isn't an option. Oh, and I might fight back. hrmm not much of a sacrifice then huh. Let's just say that I'd forgive you if you killed me and ate me. Yeah that sounds better.

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If the chips were down, I'd kill and eat any of you motherfuckers.
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Somali wrote:Eating people that were already dead
Killing and eating people by some means of elimination
Starving
people are tasty
dead ones are aged like good cheese
season it with pee

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I would totally eat someone if it meant survival. Especially if they were already expired. I'd probably even bonk someone on the head with a rock and feast on their sweet sweet flesh if it came down to it.
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If it was teh difference between life and death then I would have no problem. If my kid was starving then I would feed it to them. It would definitely be a last resort sort of thing though. If you ever do have to eat human then don't eat anything but muscle. The liver is loaded with toxins and will likely kill you if you ate too many. Same with most of the organs. Also if the person died from starvation then there wouldn't be much meat but I think it is toxic as well. Something to do with the massive breakdowns of fat leaving toxic stuff behind.

So if youa re going to eat people, find a nice fat person, recently dead. Personally I would go for the savory stew as opposed to just a leg of human bbq. :)
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To survive, yes.

On a related note, I highly recommend "In the Heart of the Sea: The Tragedy of the Whaleship Essex." It's a fast-paced non-fiction read with some REALLY interesting info. It won some book awards including the National Book Award and Moby Dick was loosely based on this true story. Anyway, this whaling ship gets destroyed by a whale and the crew are left with a couple row boats and basically no food or water. They end up resorting to cannibalism. At one point one of the guys (the captain I think?) has to kill his own nephew who lost the lottery. For a non-fiction book it's pretty emotional.
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I would not kill, then eat someone in order to survive. However, if they were already dead I would eat them.

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Fairweather Pure wrote:I would not kill, then eat someone in order to survive. However, if they were already dead I would eat them.
They would kill and eat you, though. Would you really let them do that?

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Leonaerd wrote:
Fairweather Pure wrote:I would not kill, then eat someone in order to survive. However, if they were already dead I would eat them.
They would kill and eat you, though. Would you really let them do that?
In that case, would kill them in self defense, then eat them. I would also save thier skin and fashion it into a crude mask in order to let others know that I am willing to fucking kill them, eat them, and wear thier skin as a mask if they try and fuck with me.

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Fairweather Pure wrote:
Leonaerd wrote:
Fairweather Pure wrote:I would not kill, then eat someone in order to survive. However, if they were already dead I would eat them.
They would kill and eat you, though. Would you really let them do that?
In that case, would kill them in self defense, then eat them. I would also save thier skin and fashion it into a crude mask in oder to let others know that I am willing to fucking kill them, eat them, and wear thier skin as a mask if they try and fuck with me.
I'd wear the skin as a cape. How often do you get to do that??

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Leonaerd wrote:I'd wear the skin as a cape. How often do you get to do that??
I'm wearing one right now.

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Human skin cape?

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Leonaerd wrote:Human skin cape?

foreskin cape

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Even those who voted no would probably change their mind when they realized how fucking horrible starving to death is...

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I'd do whatever I could to survive... actually I think I'd do whatever I could to not suffer from starvation. I dunno... dying isn't that terrifying of a thought, but feeling the pain of starvation I don't think I could handle.

I'd have a much easier time if the meat was cooked, I think it would be really tough to choke down uncooked people meat. Maybe I'm just not hungry enough atm.

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Neziroth wrote:I'd do whatever I could to survive... actually I think I'd do whatever I could to not suffer from starvation. I dunno... dying isn't that terrifying of a thought, but feeling the pain of starvation I don't think I could handle.
If that's you in the avatar pic, I think you'd outlast a hibernating bear before dying from starvation.

BTW, how do bears get away without drinking water all winter? Arb?

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I laugh at you for not knowing what my avatar pic is from...

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Desperate times call for desperate measures. I picked yes. I prefer dark meat though. Does that make me a racist? Just teasing.

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