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I'll post pics of the freshly decorated house here later. It took 6 days to put it all up. It's amazing! I'm very proud of what the family accomplished in the decorating department compared to last year.

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I'm going as a ping pong player.

short shorts
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Bitches love paddles and I get to show off these legs I've been working hard at.

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Women don't like being called bitches.
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Do they enjoy having their likes and dislikes decided by creepy men?

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Leonaerd wrote:Do they enjoy having their likes and dislikes decided by creepy men?
It might be OK on Halloween but you need to be wearing a creepy man costume.

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Due to time constraint (and we are hosting this year), I may need to find an alternate costume. Our theme is super hero or super villain and I may not have time to pull off Orgazmo costume. If the wife thinks it is not so difficult after a trip to Fabric World then I guess it will work (already have pink spandex suit, yo.)

Bitches love Orgazmo.
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Here are some choice pics. Every room in our house is decorated, from the spare bathrooms to the media room. Hell, even our kitchen is decorated. Our large front porch is also decorated and all rigged with lighting but I don't have any pics of that.

When not in use, the TV in the living room and basement stream random old black and white horror movies from my media server, which is an awesome touch.

Also, we brought up a selection of our occult book collection from the library and put them in the living room in a little bookcase with the Lego haunted house and Ghostbusters on it.

Virtually everything lights up, moves, or makes noise in some way. My favorite are rats that squeak when you get near them and a motion sensitive spider we have on our front door that drops and scares the shit out of anyone that knocks on our door, including me every goddamn time because I forget it's there.

The MineCraft stuff was for my daughters 6th Birthday, which was taking place a few days after we decorated for Halloween.



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I'm going down to Ybor City as a giant scrotum; in honor of VV I'll add "SPANG" in glitter to the shoulder area. Using hide glue if I can find any.
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That clock is rather large.
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Compensating for the sub-70" tv.

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That is a 70" TV.

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The one above the fireplace? Really? I'll have to admire the clock some more now.

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Aslanna wrote:That clock is rather large.
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