Politicians as Phones/Tech

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Politicians as Phones/Tech

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It's an election year!
Newt Gingrich — Android Ice Cream Sandwich

Robotic. Soft-spoken. Extremely difficult to figure out. There's nothing flashy about Newt—he's a pragmatic guy who wants to empower himself. He purports to have straightened himself out as an ideal of openness despite a confused history.

Mitt Romney — iPhone

Romney has more money than a third world country and is 70% eye candy.

Jon Huntsman — Windows Phone

In spite of his competition, there are some surprisingly good ideas lurking behind the gregarious dude's handsome face. If only anyone knew who he was.

Rick Perry — One of Those Free Flip Phones Your Carrier Gives You When You Drop Your Current Phone Down a Storm Drain

Hay what the heck how do I even turn this thing on I'm confused wait how do I type with it guys can anyone here me ah whatever I'll have a beer

Michelle Bachmann — BlackBerry PlayBook

Hey, this thing is attractive! Wait, where is the email client? How do I BBM? Why does this not make sense? How could this thing possibly be sold to the public? I'm going insane.

Ron Paul — A Tablet Running a Custom Homebrew Linux ROM

CAN'T TRUST MOTOROLA, GONNA ROOT THIS THING AS IS MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT.

Rick Santorum — Siri

Gets its information from an undisclosed, nebulous source. Won't help you find an abortion clinic.

Bonus Incumbent Selection!

Barack Obama — 3DTV

Wait, I thought this was going to be categorically awesome and change everything?
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That isn't funny. Stop posting in here, too.
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Right on cue!
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As much as I'd love to see Mitt make a run of it, it's Newt's turn!
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Ron Paul — A Tablet Running a Custom Homebrew Linux ROM

CAN'T TRUST MOTOROLA, GONNA ROOT THIS THING AS IS MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT.
:lol: :lol:

those were pretty funny
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