Newt Gingrich — Android Ice Cream Sandwich
Robotic. Soft-spoken. Extremely difficult to figure out. There's nothing flashy about Newt—he's a pragmatic guy who wants to empower himself. He purports to have straightened himself out as an ideal of openness despite a confused history.
Mitt Romney — iPhone
Romney has more money than a third world country and is 70% eye candy.
Jon Huntsman — Windows Phone
In spite of his competition, there are some surprisingly good ideas lurking behind the gregarious dude's handsome face. If only anyone knew who he was.
Rick Perry — One of Those Free Flip Phones Your Carrier Gives You When You Drop Your Current Phone Down a Storm Drain
Hay what the heck how do I even turn this thing on I'm confused wait how do I type with it guys can anyone here me ah whatever I'll have a beer
Michelle Bachmann — BlackBerry PlayBook
Hey, this thing is attractive! Wait, where is the email client? How do I BBM? Why does this not make sense? How could this thing possibly be sold to the public? I'm going insane.
Ron Paul — A Tablet Running a Custom Homebrew Linux ROM
CAN'T TRUST MOTOROLA, GONNA ROOT THIS THING AS IS MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT.
Rick Santorum — Siri
Gets its information from an undisclosed, nebulous source. Won't help you find an abortion clinic.
Bonus Incumbent Selection!
Barack Obama — 3DTV
Wait, I thought this was going to be categorically awesome and change everything?
Politicians as Phones/Tech
Politicians as Phones/Tech
It's an election year!
Re: Politicians as Phones/Tech
That isn't funny. Stop posting in here, too.
Re: Politicians as Phones/Tech
Right on cue!
Re: Politicians as Phones/Tech
As much as I'd love to see Mitt make a run of it, it's Newt's turn!
Sick Balls!
Re: Politicians as Phones/Tech
Ron Paul — A Tablet Running a Custom Homebrew Linux ROM
CAN'T TRUST MOTOROLA, GONNA ROOT THIS THING AS IS MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT.
those were pretty funny