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Hillary pulled a slight gender card picking the only filly, Eight Belles, to win the Derby. They even sent Chelsea to the Derby.

Eight Belles finished 2nd.
Eight Belles lost to Big Brown.
Eight Belles broke her front ankles and was put down.

I feel bad for the horse but the metaphor is hard to ignore.
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Forthe wrote:Hillary pulled a slight gender card picking the only filly, Eight Belles, to win the Derby. They even sent Chelsea to the Derby.

Eight Belles finished 2nd.
Eight Belles lost to Big Brown.
Eight Belles broke her front ankles and was put down.

I feel bad for the horse but the metaphor is hard to ignore.
I also feel bad for the horse, but this is funny.
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Forthe wrote:Hillary pulled a slight gender card picking the only filly, Eight Belles, to win the Derby. They even sent Chelsea to the Derby.

Eight Belles finished 2nd.
Eight Belles lost to Big Brown.
Eight Belles broke her front ankles and was put down.

I feel bad for the horse but the metaphor is hard to ignore.

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This is truely a tragedy, what happened to Eight Belles... she was a once in a lifetime filly. I can't help but feel sick when I think of the connections and everyone involved.

This metaphor might be funny if this tragedy didn't occur.
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It's just a horse.
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Fairweather Pure wrote:It's just a horse.

Yeah seriously.
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I'm waiting for two things on this story... conspiracy people to come out of the woodwork claiming foul play (remotely detonated micro-explosives?) since it's never happened before... and Hillary to use it as an excuse to cry again.
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Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:
Fairweather Pure wrote:It's just a horse.

Yeah seriously.
You do realize what Thess does for a living?

I'm not surprised that she would be a bit more bothered by what happened than others might be.
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Funkmasterr wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:
Fairweather Pure wrote:It's just a horse.

Yeah seriously.
You do realize what Thess does for a living?

I'm not surprised that she would be a bit more bothered by what happened than others might be.
No, I don't know what she does for a living, nor do I really care. It doesn't affect me.
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Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:
Funkmasterr wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:
Fairweather Pure wrote:It's just a horse.

Yeah seriously.
You do realize what Thess does for a living?

I'm not surprised that she would be a bit more bothered by what happened than others might be.
No, I don't know what she does for a living, nor do I really care. It doesn't affect me.
I wasn't trying to get you on the defensive :)
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Funkmasterr wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:
Funkmasterr wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:
Fairweather Pure wrote:It's just a horse.

Yeah seriously.
You do realize what Thess does for a living?

I'm not surprised that she would be a bit more bothered by what happened than others might be.
No, I don't know what she does for a living, nor do I really care. It doesn't affect me.
I wasn't trying to get you on the defensive :)
That's great, because I wasn't. I was just telling you how I feel.
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Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:
Funkmasterr wrote:

I wasn't trying to get you on the defensive :)
That's great, because I wasn't. I was just telling you how I feel.
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or someone could, ya know, tell us what she does for a living, so this makes some sense
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Fairweather Pure wrote:It's just a horse.
And by "just a horse" he is talking about Hillary.
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Sueven wrote:or someone could, ya know, tell us what she does for a living, so this makes some sense

Until I am informed differently, I am going to just assume she does horse on woman porn.
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Sueven wrote:or someone could, ya know, tell us what she does for a living, so this makes some sense
Last time I checked, she earned all or most of her living betting on race horses (it could be dogs but I'd swear it was horses), so I figure people who get that involved tend to care more when something happens to the horses.
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Really sad about horse. Not knocking racing at all. I find it to be a pretty fun event to watch as well as bet on from time to time.

However, I am in favor of putting down the jockey as well.
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Funkmasterr wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:
Fairweather Pure wrote:It's just a horse.

Yeah seriously.
You do realize what Thess does for a living?

I'm not surprised that she would be a bit more bothered by what happened than others might be.
she bets on horse races
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*~*stragi*~* wrote:
Funkmasterr wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:
Fairweather Pure wrote:It's just a horse.

Yeah seriously.
You do realize what Thess does for a living?

I'm not surprised that she would be a bit more bothered by what happened than others might be.
she bets on horse races
She has a gambling problem. *fixed*
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Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:She has a gambling problem. *fixed*
No, she's a professional horseplayer. She goes to an office every day, her bets are well-researched and legal, and she makes quite a bit more money doing it than you do at your job. She and her family own and have owned horses, at least one of which ran in the Derby (I believe), and her father is one of the biggest (if not the biggest) horseplayers in the country.

I'd understand if you were upset by news of Little Ceasar or the Noid breaking their wrists while tossing pizza dough into the air and them having to be put down. There's no reason to be an asshole to everyone else every time someone or something important to them is taken from this world.
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Sylvus wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:She has a gambling problem. *fixed*
No, she's a professional horseplayer. She goes to an office every day, her bets are well-researched and legal, and she makes quite a bit more money doing it than you do at your job. She and her family own and have owned horses, at least one of which ran in the Derby (I believe), and her father is one of the biggest (if not the biggest) horseplayers in the country.

I'd understand if you were upset by news of Little Ceasar or the Noid breaking their wrists while tossing pizza dough into the air and them having to be put down. There's no reason to be an asshole to everyone else every time someone or something important to them is taken from this world.
Wow. Well, that's a very different story. Now, I understand why she is so connected to the racing world and those animals. Context is important. Thanks for filling me in without being an asshole about it.
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Thess' cat threw up on me.

Edit: And Thess does know her stuff about horse racing.
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Speaking of horses, I just watched Charlie wilson's War and if you look closely, Julia Roberts is the spitting image of smarty jones.
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Momopi wrote:Speaking of horses, I just watched Charlie wilson's War and if you look closely, Julia Roberts is the spitting image of smarty jones.
lol

She does have a huge mouth.. I always wondered why she didn't get into porn, she could have four dicks in her at once, and that's just in her mouth.
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Funkmasterr wrote:
Momopi wrote:Speaking of horses, I just watched Charlie wilson's War and if you look closely, Julia Roberts is the spitting image of smarty jones.
lol

She does have a huge mouth.. I always wondered why she didn't get into porn, she could have four dicks in her at once, and that's just in her mouth.
I thought thats how she got into movie making?
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Ashur wrote:Why must you be an idiot?
You certainly weren't asking Midnyte that seriously, were you?
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Siji wrote:
Ashur wrote:Why must you be an idiot?
You certainly weren't asking Midnyte that seriously, were you?
Arguing politics is one thing, this is just flat-out foot-in-mouth asshatery.
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Ashur wrote:
Siji wrote:
Ashur wrote:Why must you be an idiot?
You certainly weren't asking Midnyte that seriously, were you?
Arguing politics is one thing, this is just flat-out foot-in-mouth asshatery.
You really answered his question? He is about the worst troll on the forums right now, fucking ignore him.

Edit: I want to apologize, bagar~~~~ is by far the worst troll on these forums and I feel terrible for forgetting about him in my original post.
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Hahahahahaha, you fucking idiots. Internet male more please. :roll:
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Nick you need some anger management.

I have compartmentalized this event so I can be both sad for the horse and laugh at Hillary's stunt backfiring in such an ominous way. So many puns.....
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Except I'm not angry. :O I just find idiots humorous, sorry!
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Horseplay sounds so fucking dirty.
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I'm curious. Do you realize that if you died, less people would feel sorry for you than for this horse, Mid?
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I'm not a fan of horse racing because of these kinds of tragedies, but really... if horse racing didn't have such a strong background in this country, there'd be a lot less of them out on race tracks and a lot more of them on our dinner plates- just like in much of the rest of the world.

p.s. horse meat tastes really good and is a lot healthier than beef.

p.p.s. for healthy red meat you should kill deer instead, because they can't race very well and they eat my garden.
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Bagar- wrote:I'm curious. Do you realize that if you died, less people would feel sorry for you than for this horse, Mid?
I sure hope so. I maybe know a hundred people. This horse was watched by a few million people. Boy, you're a bright one, huh?
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You were an asshole in this thread.
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Spang wrote:You were an asshole in this thread.
I'm sorry you feel that way.
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Considering you're always trying to look at everything in a positive light, just thought I'd point that out to you.
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Spang wrote:You were an asshole in this thread.
Just this thread?
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There may in fact be other threads.
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Momopi wrote:Speaking of horses, I just watched Charlie wilson's War and if you look closely, Julia Roberts is the spitting image of smarty jones.
ahahah so true.
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Doesn't Smarty Jones have a penis?
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Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:Doesn't Smarty Jones have a penis?
Are you saying that Julia Roberts has a greater Resemblance to Smarty Jones's penis? Perhaps you are right.
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Wow lotta old guard in this thread...

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Bagar- wrote:I'm curious. Do you realize that if you died, less people would feel sorry for you than for this horse, Mid?
I think the same could be said for anyone on this forum Bagar (Are you sure you aren't Kyo? You're doing a damn fine job of channeling her ;) ).
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Aslanna wrote:
Ashur wrote:(Are you sure you aren't Kyo? You're doing a damn fine job of channeling her ;) ).
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