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The Human Centipede

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Don't watch it. It warped my fragile little mind, and if I can save even one of you from the same fate, I'll consider it a win.

P.S. Germans are fucking sick.
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The film is Dutch, not German.

After curiously reading the wiki, I think I will pass. The fact that he got funding for a significantly more grotesque version just goes to show how far "shock value" can go.
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Sounded dumb from when I first heard about it. Save yourself some time and just watch the Tosh spoiler. I'm sure it's much more entertaining than the actual movie.
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The film tells the story of a German doctor who kidnaps three tourists and joins them surgically, mouth to anus, forming a "human centipede".
The hell? Crazy Euros!
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Sargeras wrote:The film is Dutch, not German.

After curiously reading the wiki, I think I will pass. The fact that he got funding for a significantly more grotesque version just goes to show how far "shock value" can go.
And the doctor and all the other sick fucks in the film are German. I maintain my ground, sir :)

To be clear, I'm not saying this is a good movie. It's also not the worst horror movie I've seen as far as the usual corny horror factors go. But it's fucking disgusting. fu-cking disgusting. I don't get grossed out easily and I had a rough time watching it... I think I actually split it up into 3 parts.. HAHAHAHAHA. No seriously though.
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yeah...sequel already in the works :vv_goatse:
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Wife and I saw it. She was really interested in seeing it. She likes weird type movies. She said afterward she felt "Dirty" (but not in a good way). I actually thought it was pretty unbelievable. I know most horror flicks are, but this one was REALLY unrealistic. Watch the Tosh Clip, he points out several of them...HI Cars driving by, take no notice of this rifle... Hi trucker, go take your shit, I am only 10 feet behind you with a rifle and not even sneaking...I was curious how the Doctor was so brilliant that he thought he could take two cops and turn them into the centipede when they had just gotten a warrant to search his house. I know he was insane at that point, but please.

Not sure how they would do a sequel. They established that he had done it to his dogs once. The only thing I guess they could do would be have a copycat type thing happen. Then again, this was not realistic, so maybe he wakes up with a bad headache from the bullet hole and starts over.
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Yeah, I'm with your wife on this one, I felt dirty. Then my friend posted a picture of a gingerbread man human centipede someone made on my facebook page last night.. SOB!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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This made me laugh.
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