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Piranha 3d

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Great move or greatest movie ever?

For the first time in my movie going lifetime, the audience and 3D combined to create what will be remembered as the most fun I've ever had at the theater.

Blood, tits, gore, more tits, vomit, lesbians, porn stars, even more tits, and it's all presented in glorious 3D.

Fuck Avatar, Piranha 3d was easily the more entertaining movie IMO.
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I love that the star of Party Down is in it. However it's not a movie I would pay for, even if it is as fun as you claim. Campy movies are for on-demand.
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Incorrect in this case 100% Noys...

3D boobies FTW! And I mean it...screw On demand/netflix/torrents on this one...it's hilarious but not one to be missed on the big screen.
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I recommend seeing better movies and real boobs.
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I am hearing good things about this. While I think the whole piranha theme is still as bad an idea as it was in 1978 or so, I have seen very positive reviews.

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It has 81% on Rotten Tomatoes! The people that like this type of movie love it, the people that do not enjoy this type of movie hate it. It is so over the top that it's parody, much like Dead Alive (Bad Taste). It had an 80's vibe all through the movie. It was really fun!

Here is 9 minutes of some of the gore for those that are interested. This is definitely NSFW, so beware! In 3D it's crazy! Quite the event! The audience was filled with audible groans and laughs through the entire film. I couldn't wipe the smile off my face!

http://www.fangirltastic.com/content/ni ... piranha-3d

It only made 11 million at the box office this weekend, but the budget was only 24, so I really hope we get a sequel.

It had a 5 minute, fully nude, lesbian underwater ballet session that was pretty much the best thing I have ever seen in 3D!
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I'm hedging my bets that Sharktopus will infact be the 'greatest movie ever'
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I was hoping for something like Mars Attacks! which was awesome.

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Piranha 3DD (not a typo!) started shooting today. It's going to take place in a water park. I'll make a point to see this one in the theater too.
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Constant nudity and a ending that was awesomely hilarious. Perfect corny horror flick/throwback to old school horror movies if that's your style.
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Is it wrong that I recognized the chick parasailing from other, ummm "training" films? Can't think of it right now but her name starts with a G I believe. Like Gianna or something.
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