kratos

Korell · Post by **Korell** » February 4, 2004, 11:23 pm

*nod*

I gave up on getting you in bed a long time ago Dregor. PDF.. Kratos is my new target. My dream is having Kratos (collectively) and myself in a kid's blow-up pool filled with baby oil. Oooooh yeah.

noel · Post by **noel** » February 4, 2004, 11:47 pm

mastablasta wrote:Masteen Ive never claimed to be street or punk, nor have i measured my inatar web cawk so I'll neither confirm or deny that )

Aranuil, "come to cali"? ROFL did u feel tough when u typed that halfhearted attempt at threatin me? Entertain my imagination and tell me what would happen when i knocked on your door? You payin for the ticket? Should I bring the bud or the guns? Got some ho's lined up for mah? Can I bring a few of the homies? They C'in hard is that cool or you do your dirt with dahmoos? What we gonna do once im there and all settled in? Holla back!

Translate that to english and I'll respond. I have no desire to fight with anyone. If that's what you're asking. I'm also not afraid of you, if that's what you're thinking. Did you feel tough when you made either of your last two posts? You looked like a fucking idiot, but maybe you're cool IRL. It's doubtful at the moment. If you come to Cali sometime, I'll come hang out with you, and if you still want to talk shit, we'll deal with that then.

Taly · Post by **Taly** » February 5, 2004, 1:39 am

LOL Mastablasta that was funny =)

Korell · Post by **Korell** » February 5, 2004, 2:50 am

He's way to high to be traveling anywhere (and im not saying that because smoking pot is cool for all you drug-sensitive people out there). The guy really has smoked himself retarded, and if you think his typing is bad, you should really try talking to him over the phone. It all sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown.

mastablasta · Post by **mastablasta** » February 5, 2004, 3:56 am

korell thats defermation of character and youll be hearin from my lawer very soon!

Traz-KOE · Post by **Traz-KOE** » February 5, 2004, 4:19 am

mastablasta wrote:Wah wah wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah. Wah wah-wah wah wah wah wah.

Yes, Miss Othmar.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » February 5, 2004, 7:09 am

Is back peddaling an olympic sport?

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » February 5, 2004, 7:57 am

mastablasta wrote:
Aranuil, "come to cali"? ROFL did u feel tough when u typed that halfhearted attempt at threatin me? Entertain my imagination and tell me what would happen when i knocked on your door? You payin for the ticket? Should I bring the bud or the guns? Got some ho's lined up for mah? Can I bring a few of the homies? They C'in hard is that cool or you do your dirt with dahmoos? What we gonna do once im there and all settled in? Holla back!

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Translate that to english and I'll respond. I have no desire to fight with anyone. If that's what you're asking. I'm also not afraid of you, if that's what you're thinking. Did you feel tough when you made either of your last two posts? You looked like a fucking idiot, but maybe you're cool IRL. It's doubtful at the moment. If you come to Cali sometime, I'll come hang out with you, and if you still want to talk shit, we'll deal with that then.

-

Aranuil, you dont need to fight! I'll fight!

Just pay his ticket to Sweden!

Blasta
If i lose, i'll pay your ticket back home!
If you lose, you pay your own ticket!

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » February 5, 2004, 8:13 am

Any chance we can get an "Illiterate Fuck" filter on this board? Say, as soon as more than 40% of the words in a given post fail a basic English spellchecker it gets auto-STFU'd to prevent brain damage to the unwary?

Thx

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » February 5, 2004, 10:15 am

It takes a real man to make a complete ass of himself then divert the attention by berating someone for spelling and grammar errors. Keep swingin at the newbs loser, even those at the bottom of the food chain gotta eat something.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » February 5, 2004, 11:44 am

Aranuil wrote: Probably best when ridiculing to learn to spell the word first so you don't look like the fucktard you're described as being.

Aranuil wrote:
Drinsic Darkwood wrote:Elaborate for me. If my assumption that you thought Kratos was not a single player is incorrect and you did in fact know it was a guild... are you suggesting sending a pm to 150 separate people? Either way, the post is retarded.
You're of course correct about me not knowing what Kratos is. Given my own admission that I don't keep up on new guildnames on Veeshan, this should have already been clear. That wasn't the assumption I was referring to.

Mastablasta, anytime you'd like to come out to California, let me know.

Aranuil, how many times are you going to pull the "spelling" flame outta your ass before you realize that everyone on these boards thinks you are a dick everytime you do that.

Second, flexing your tiny internet muscles is not only bad form but extremely stupid. You are not deceiving anyone with your veiled threats.

Honestly, prior to six months ago I never saw you do this. Was it going foot to face with Furor that gave you this web bravery? BTW that was Furors foot to your face, although I am sure you felt you held your own.

Perhaps a visit from Masekle to these boards would be in order to put your bullshit in perspective. If you need a refresher on how you once felt about implied or clear threats of RL violence go read the thread in the archives called Netetiquette.

COME TO CALI I WILL TAKE YOU OUT TO THE HILLS AND TEACH YOU A LESSON BOY!1!!11!! Cause I can take out your eye from two hundred yards with a shirken, and ride my mountain bike up and down your ass, after blinding you with a flash of my Supersekrit Speedo(tm).

Cheers Ninja Master.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » February 5, 2004, 12:01 pm

What's a Kratos?

*Edit - nm, found it: Romanian Doom Metal

noel · Post by **noel** » February 5, 2004, 12:25 pm

Mum-ra and Gimli are ganging up on me. OH NOS whatever shall I do.

Hi Atokal. It was nice of you to write that nice letter. Thanks for your insightful commentary. Perhaps you might have noticed that SpellingBlaster (tm) made a few statements that he thought were funny and tough-sounding. I'm not threatening him at all. I'm simply inviting him to come see me if he's ever out this way so that he has the opportunity to evaluate if he still feels that way.

You seem to be under the mistaken impression that I care what my posts sound like, or what the masses think of me. I stopped doing that some time ago. I post for myself and for myself alone. If I can make other people laugh with a post, so much the better. If I come off like a dick for flaming someone for their grammar/spelling (I really only do this in the absolute worst cases these days | case in point), that's really too bad for everyone else. You can always put me on STFU if you don't like my posts Atokal.

For the record, there's not a person on this board that could take me in the hills... if we're both on road bikes.

zenoran · Post by **zenoran** » February 5, 2004, 1:53 pm

Aranuil wrote:If I can make other people laugh with a post, so much the better.

has this ever happened? laughing at you... or with you?

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » February 5, 2004, 1:58 pm

Aranuil wrote:Mum-ra and Gimli are ganging up on me. OH NOS whatever shall I do.

Mum-Ra is actually quite the challenge!

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » February 5, 2004, 2:23 pm

I see your Gum-Ra and raise you a PoohBear.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » February 5, 2004, 2:36 pm

Aranuil always makes statements with plausable deniability...

One day he will grow some balls and make his threats a little more direct instead of always trying to make it look like something that it is not...

anyway whatever floats your boat Noel....

noel · Post by **noel** » February 5, 2004, 2:38 pm

I'm not a violent person GREG. You have no evidence of me being a violent person, and in fact, you don't know me at all despite your claims otherwise.

Dups. · Post by **Dups.** » February 5, 2004, 2:57 pm

Kwonryu if ever you come to Canada. Let me know..............yeah .that's right...................... you let me know..........

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 5, 2004, 3:10 pm

Hammerstalker PE wrote:anyway whatever floats your boat Noel....

Speaking of which, is your avatar monkey jerking off with his foot? Vary Eurotic...

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » February 5, 2004, 3:41 pm

uhoh real names popping up
so close to real life addresses and phone numbers

archeiron · Post by **archeiron** » February 5, 2004, 4:27 pm

Is it time to play the "IRL PK!!!!11!!!one!!!!111!" card yet??!

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » February 5, 2004, 5:02 pm

My name is Sarah. Don't IRLPK me please =(

Korell · Post by **Korell** » February 5, 2004, 5:44 pm

I am violent RL!@!

wooo! IRL PK inc to Sarah!

noel · Post by **noel** » February 5, 2004, 8:05 pm

10k VVs to any member of the guild formerly known as Farstorm who can dig up Greg*cough* err Hammerstalker's application post; specifically his comments about VV.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » February 5, 2004, 8:16 pm

10,000 isn't much incentive. I gave 20 people 50,000 each earlier!

noel · Post by **noel** » February 5, 2004, 8:34 pm

It's about all the VVs I have. Incentive is where you find it.

Clatis · Post by **Clatis** » February 5, 2004, 8:59 pm

Aslanna wrote:10,000 isn't much incentive. I gave 20 people 50,000 each earlier!

Holy shit, one of em was me!! woooo ty

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » February 5, 2004, 9:02 pm

Mum-ra and Gimli are ganging up on me.

It's spelled Mumm-ra you moron. Maybe you should learn how to spell or something.

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » February 5, 2004, 9:28 pm

867-5309

My name is Jenny.

Clatis · Post by **Clatis** » February 5, 2004, 9:29 pm

Hi Jenny, I'm Chip o_O

noel · Post by **noel** » February 5, 2004, 9:30 pm

Xyun wrote:
Mum-ra and Gimli are ganging up on me.
It's spelled Mumm-ra you moron. Maybe you should learn how to spell or something.

The day you don't troll one of my posts will be the day I know I posted something illegible.

Korell · Post by **Korell** » February 5, 2004, 9:35 pm

Damn it, now that song is in my head and all the other voices are singing along.

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » February 5, 2004, 11:10 pm

Sargeras wrote:867-5309

My name is Jenny.

area code? Taison says you're good phonesex.

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » February 6, 2004, 12:02 pm

The day you don't troll one of my posts will be the day I know I posted something illegible.

hahhahah. You are a deluded fool. If insulting imbeciles such as yourself on a daily basis is trolling to you, then you can just fucking call me searyx. You plaster your filth on every fucking thread like a dog leaving shit stains every where he goes, and you dare call me a fucking troll? Get a fucking grip on reality bud. When it comes to making you look like a moron, I'm just a catalyst and you sir are the reactant. You better stick to picking on the newbs because you are to flaming what Richard Simmons is to aerobics.

noel · Post by **noel** » February 6, 2004, 12:12 pm

"...Richard Simmons is to aerobics."

And you're bragging about your flaming skills? Rich humor who's deluded now?

It would be impossible for me to be insulted by a life-going-nowhere junkie such as yourself.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 6, 2004, 12:13 pm

Aranuil wrote:It's about all the VVs I have. Incentive is where you find it.

Aranuil
None

Zodiac:
Age:30
Joined: 21 Aug 2002
Posts: 5169
Location: Calabasas, CA
VVs: 2000145

Fucking liar! Put some them in the bank and you too can be teh big spender.

noel · Post by **noel** » February 6, 2004, 12:22 pm

I had like 10k yesterday as of posting. I have no idea who my benefactors are. Actually I know who one of them is, and I gave them back to him. He's the leader of the fnord, and I have the utmost respect for him. I will find out who the other is and refund them as well.

Post by **Sylvus** » February 6, 2004, 12:53 pm

I have 30474509 VVs, and that's without even creating any out of thin air. This mudflation has got to stop, it's ruining the VV economy.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » February 6, 2004, 1:08 pm

Aranuil + Xyun = TRUE!

archeiron · Post by **archeiron** » February 6, 2004, 1:18 pm

Sylvus wrote:I have 30474509 VVs, and that's without even creating any out of thin air. This mudflation has got to stop, it's ruining the VV economy.

I have been a regular here for a fraction of the time that you have invested and I have already passed the 6 million mark. This is a clear indication of the extent of the mudflation. Will this madness never cease??!

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » February 6, 2004, 1:21 pm

Quotes to live by:

Patrick Swayze - Roadhouse:

"Nobody ever wins a fight'

Ginger Lynn - Nympho Housewives:

"Fuck my ass, goddamn it, fuck my ass .. ooohhh yeah .. yeas .. goddammit yes.. fuck it, fuck it, Oh God, let me taste it .. oooo oooo"

Ronald Reagan on his 93rd birth day:

'Brrrrrth la linco leee brrrrth .. <drool> lilco leee gaaaaaaah <poop>"

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » February 6, 2004, 1:28 pm

you spelled his name wrong Seebs, it is Saint Ronald Reagan!!

emmer · Post by **emmer** » February 6, 2004, 5:42 pm

wait wasnt kratos the former capital of poland

Post by **Sylvus** » February 6, 2004, 5:42 pm

kratos is sotark backwards.

think about it.

archeiron · Post by **archeiron** » February 6, 2004, 5:49 pm

emmer wrote:wait wasnt kratos the former capital of poland

That is Crakow.

Iedok65 · Post by **Iedok65** » February 8, 2004, 2:07 am

Mains - 127

damn a little much dont ya think?

TheDarkreigns · Post by **TheDarkreigns** » February 8, 2004, 5:37 am

http://www.wellexcusemeprincess.com

Dula Allazaward · Post by **Dula Allazaward** » February 8, 2004, 8:13 am

Sargeras wrote:867-5309

My name is Jenny.

Sooooo.....that's your number?