COMBINED THREAD: Kylere acts like a stupid fucking jackass

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 15, 2003, 6:02 pm

Every time you feel the urge to ram your foot into your oversized cum hole of a mouth, just throw it in here so we can all ridicule you in one place.

This was a great idea.

Coatlicue [KoE] · Post by **Coatlicue [KoE]** » September 15, 2003, 6:29 pm

wtf?? Where's the banana??

Kguku · Post by **Kguku** » September 15, 2003, 6:29 pm

Can we make comments about how good of a driver he is, and that he's born again because he quit smoking?

noel · Post by **noel** » September 15, 2003, 6:34 pm

Can we please have a sticky thread that details exactly how many years/months/weeks/days/hours/minutes/seconds/fractions of a second he's been smoke free and thin? If so, please make it a sticky!

Kudo · Post by **Kudo** » September 15, 2003, 6:36 pm

haha. so evil~
i like

Toshira · Post by **Toshira** » September 15, 2003, 9:45 pm

Aranuil wrote:Can we please have a sticky thread that details exactly how many years/months/weeks/days/hours/minutes/seconds/fractions of a second he's been smoke free and thin? If so, please make it a sticky!

WTF? You don't have the Patented "Kylere's Smoking Timer" on your desktop? Screams in agony on the hour!

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » September 16, 2003, 2:23 am

Toshira wrote:
Aranuil wrote:Can we please have a sticky thread that details exactly how many years/months/weeks/days/hours/minutes/seconds/fractions of a second he's been smoke free and thin? If so, please make it a sticky!
WTF? You don't have the Patented "Kylere's Smoking Timer" on your desktop? Screams in agony on the hour!

I find the Kylere-DOW/NASDAQ Desktop Ticker(TM) handy. I can have up-to-the-minute reports on my stocks and Kylere's diminishing weight whenever I want.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » September 16, 2003, 9:37 am

Wow you all do love me

63 Days!!! Smoke Free!

I thank you all for making me my own thread to be an ass in, I really appreciate it.

Kyoukan I heard your father is getting out of prison, and that he has vowed never to touch you in your special place again.

Siji · Post by **Siji** » September 16, 2003, 10:03 am

I feel the love. Like a warm squishy bowl of pudding poured in your pants.. a week ago.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 16, 2003, 3:56 pm

Kylere wrote:Wow you all do love me

63 Days!!! Smoke Free!

I thank you all for making me my own thread to be an ass in, I really appreciate it.

Kyoukan I heard your father is getting out of prison, and that he has vowed never to touch you in your special place again.

That is the best you can do? Parrot the same insult that has been flying around this forum for the last week?

I knew there was a reason I never give you any credit for anything.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » September 16, 2003, 4:04 pm

Thats the best YOU can do, parrot a posting of mine? Then attack me for parroting a line that has been around on the forums for 2 weeks?

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 16, 2003, 4:07 pm

Mine was a funny parody.

Yours wasn't.

QED

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » September 16, 2003, 4:54 pm

Beauty and humor are in the eye of the beholder

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » September 16, 2003, 6:13 pm

It was funny to you Kyoucan.

Other people thought it was kinda weak, that's why it got so few posts.

Normally every member of Teh fnord would have each posted a "haha" and then a quick flame of thier own, if not 3 or 4. But you got a very poor showing...

noel · Post by **noel** » September 16, 2003, 6:17 pm

Pilsburry wrote:It was funny to you Kyoucan.

Other people thought it was kinda weak, that's why it got so few posts.

Normally every member of Teh fnord would have each posted a "haha" and then a quick flame of thier own, if not 3 or 4. But you got a very poor showing...

It was funny. I got no fewer than 3 separate IMs saying, "Dude... Kyoukan is so funny!" all referencing THIS thread.

And considering she was parodying this thread about you:
http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5794

Maybe you should be thanking her. Jackass.

Post by **Sylvus** » September 16, 2003, 7:48 pm

Pilsburry wrote:It was funny to you Kyoucan.

Other people thought it was kinda weak, that's why it got so few posts.

Normally every member of Teh fnord would have each posted a "haha" and then a quick flame of thier own, if not 3 or 4. But you got a very poor showing...

I laughed and, sticking to character, didn't feel the need to acknowledge something that I thought was funny. When you write something funny and know it's funny, you don't need people to jerk you off with a "LOL" or a "ROFLMAO" or a ":lol:". I will chime in now though, as you saying that my silence implies that I didn't find it funny is wrong. In fact, the only thing my silence implied was that I didn't feel the need to open my big fat fucking mouth and spew verbal diarrhea all over another thread, perhaps you should try that sometime.

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » September 16, 2003, 7:53 pm

Curious: Who are the perceived members of this fnord?

noel · Post by **noel** » September 16, 2003, 7:56 pm

fnord members are:

Superman, Batman, Robin, Wonderwoman, Aquaman, the Green Lantern, Hawkman, The Flash, the Wonder Twins, and Kyoukan.

It would be rather humorous to see who people think is in 'teh fnord'.

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » September 16, 2003, 8:08 pm

Well it is a secret, so noone but the ones within the fnord know the members. I have heard that each member has a harem to please their every desire and someone within the fnord is planning a coupe to replace their leader, whom I have heard is actually a chinese speaking goat with magic rollerscates.

Asheran Mojomaster · September 16, 2003, 8:26 pm

Aranuil wrote:fnord members are:

Superman, Batman, Robin, Wonderwoman, Aquaman, the Green Lantern, Hawkman, The Flash, the Wonder Twins, and Kyoukan.

It would be rather humorous to see who people think is in 'teh fnord'.

Sorry, Aquaman legally changed his name to Sea Man.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » September 16, 2003, 9:25 pm

Nice Job Pils

noel · Post by **noel** » September 16, 2003, 9:27 pm

The definitive list of fnord members.

Coatlicue [KoE] · Post by **Coatlicue [KoE]** » September 16, 2003, 9:51 pm

teh banana is back!

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 16, 2003, 11:06 pm

Hrmm