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OK, maybe the Easter Bunny wasn't that funny but this T-Mobile commercial made me laugh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ_Essmk41o

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This thread sucks!
Johnny wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else.

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
The girl looked at him, then said, "NO."

Johnny said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.
.. so she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He wont even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call . Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened....?

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"

The lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

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So, since womens fashion these days seems to be yanking the panties up while wearing hip hugger jeans, someone came up with "Jeans Bikini-pants" that have the panties built in:

http://www.sannas-shop.com/store/produt ... ?id=100536

Good idea? Bad idea? Is that comfortable? Doesn't it feel like your pants are falling down all the time?

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Great idea imo.

My contribution:

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Kwonryu DragonFist wrote:NICE!
The pony or the pants?

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Winnow wrote:
Kwonryu DragonFist wrote:NICE!
The pony or the pants?
There's not enough ass in those pants to get Kwon that excited.
The pony on the other hand...

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rhyae, I think you're right!

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Looking at this picture, the coolest thing about it is that when they blast the hot hair into it while airborne, it probably sounds similar to when Vader breaths.

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That is awesome :shock:

Darth Potato head.

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<3 Darth Tater, I have the 3 pack
<---- that's my cat modeling the R2 cap.
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That hat your cat is wearing always reminds me of a comic book mini series Hesten recommended awhile back where a dog, cat and rabbit had implants in their brains and were made into fighting machines. (WE3)

If curious:

http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/view ... hp?t=13198

It's actually a little disturbing so might not be for everyone! Don't let the cute covers fool you!

The WE3 mini series is being made into a movie now.
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<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c182/ ... ofcrap.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a>
I don't really get the comic but it's the first thing I found with "bunch of crap" in it >;p
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If that comic is like Watership Down I'm not interested. That movie taught me at an early age that not all cartoons are happy fun time!
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Is it a kind of a dream
Floating out on the tide
Following the river of death downstream
Oh is it a dream

There's a fog along the horizon
A strange glow in the sky
And nobody seems to know where it goes
And what does it mean
Ohoh is it a dream

Bright eyes, burning like fire
Bright eyes, how can you close and fail
How can the light that burned so brightly
Suddenly burn so pale
Bright eyes

Is it a kind of a shadow
Reaching into the night
Wandering over the hills unseen
Or is it a dream

There's a high wind in the trees
A cold sound in the air
And nobody ever knows when you go
And where do you start
Oh into the dark

Bright eyes, burning like fire
Bright eyes, how can you close and fail
How can the light that burned so brightly
Suddenly burn so pale
Bright eyes

Bright eyes, burning like fire
Bright eyes, how can you close and fail
How can the light that burned so brightly
Suddenly burn so pale
Bright eyes


First song I learnt on the piano :)

For those who wish to know what a piano looks like see below.

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(it's at the bottom left of the picture)

You can also read more about the piano at:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piano

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150-story skyscraper could become tallest in U.S.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/20/talles ... index.html

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Nice to the jeans string combo, but she could have had a bigger gluteus!

EDIT; The Pony was decent too! :twisted:

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I thought for sure Kwon was going to say the picture of the tower should have been right next to the picture of the jeans!

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LEAUXL! (French Lol)

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LOl Nick McGee, that pic is SOOOO old!

Make a Photoshop/Romoshop out of somethin newer instead :D

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I was going to but one is too blurry and the other has a phone half covering your face :(

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True that, ill take some better pics for ya next time :)

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Nice work Nick! Sums up the week.

Damn, I'm in between Photoshop verions or would contribute and add the tower.

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The tower is in there!

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Nick wrote:The tower is in there!
Ah, so it is! Arrrrgh, My eyes!

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:vv_omg2:

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Nick wrote::vv_omg2:
Should have gone for the rare Kwonicorn!

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Would you be pissed or think it's funny if it was your car?

I'd think it was funny unless I was in a rush to get somewhere : )

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A woman goes to Wal-Mart to purchase a fishing rod for her husband. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

The Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says,

"Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says ,"Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB.Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $40.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who passed gas. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $54.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $40.00? How did you get $54.50?"

He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $40.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."

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Another win for the U.S!

http://www.wellingtongrey.net/miscellan ... tness.html

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Where are the African nations on this chart??

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China didn't even rate! Rising superpower my ass, more like lightweights!
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Haha check out that fatty in USA! That stickfigure is completely round! :D

What a fattypants!

Fat Boy on a diet! Don't try it!
I'll jack yo' ass like a looter in a riot!

Sup Fattypie!

http://www.bodybuildingforyou.com/artic ... rn-fat.htm

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The US looks cute like a Ladybug. Ireland, Germany and Belgium look poisonous! Canada looks like it has a small penis and Poland looks like a Tylenol!

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Does that mean there's a greater percentage of hot chicks in other countries? :cry:

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Winnow wrote:The US looks cute like a Ladybug. Ireland, Germany and Belgium look poisonous! Canada looks like it has a small penis and Poland looks like a Tylenol!
haha yeah USA is a cute lil ladybug! :lol:

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Moved this to the bunch of crap thread:

Linking the digg instead of the direct link because the comments are more entertaining than the story.

http://digg.com/health/How_Often_Should_You_Have_Sex

Here's the quiz options though:

According to Dr. Oz, how often should you have sex?

A) Once a week
B) Twice a week
C) 10 times a month
D) 200 times a year or more

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Leonaerd wrote:Does that mean there's a greater percentage of hot chicks in other countries? :cry:
Well, of those 31 %, how many are chicks?

If it's even,15,5 % males and 15,5 % females, 15,5 % females is a pretty high number (whole lotta fat chicks) considering US population.

Hopefully this 31 % consist of 30 % fattypants and 1 % fattypanties, but the reality may not be this way! :D

We do know that there are plenty o fattees in the US.

Thing is, Body Mass index can be deceiving!

Muscular people, athletes and bodybuilders particularly, have high BMI values, but are not fat.

They prolly included some Big Beef It Betils in that 31 % so the number isn't entirely correct.

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Some Friday reading. Link name should give hint at topic:

http://digg.com/health/Top_medical_jour ... gina_craze


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Pics may be blocked. If so, go here:

http://adsoftheworld.com/blog/chris/200 ... d_old_days

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I'm curious how they got a female volunteer to take a picture for this ad!

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Winnow wrote:I'm curious how they got a female volunteer to take a picture for this ad!
I'm betting they paid her.
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Dregor Thule wrote:
Winnow wrote:I'm curious how they got a female volunteer to take a picture for this ad!
I'm betting they paid her.
of course! But did they tell her she'd be representing a combined pick up girl/good time girl/prostitute with VD?

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Pity he?/she? doesn't have the face of a god.

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Not everyone can have the face of Nick McGee! :D

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The new french short-range missile in action (pinpoint accuracy)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9lZ2956zCw

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I would have shit myself...

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