Bristol Stool Chart

[Spang]

My poops are typically type 4.

[Drolgin Steingrinder]

What a shite post.

[Winnow]

So that's the color of veggie shit?

[Spang]

So that's the color of veggie shit?

Not necessarily. Also, the healthiest poo is type 4.

[Zaelath]

Those clicking type 3 need to drink more water...

[Fairweather Pure]

Keep this shit in the PS3 thread where it belongs.

[Xyun]

Actually they don't need water, they need more fruit and/or fiber. Type 4 and 6 are consistently what I drop, haven't had type 2 or 3 in years, since i started working out and eating right.

[Siji]

This thread needs more pictures.

[Boogahz]

[Zaelath]

Actually they don't need water, they need more fruit and/or fiber. Type 4 and 6 are consistently what I drop, haven't had type 2 or 3 in years, since i started working out and eating right.

I must have a magical source of fiber I don't know about.

[Aabidano]

Switched to a standing desk three weeks ago, only real change is I shit like a draft horse now

One type 4 "holy crap I'm giving birth" satisfying mound of doodie every morning. Makes the whole day go better.

[Winnow]

I agree to shoot for the middle numbers in general but if I'm low on toilet paper, I eat foods that place me solidly (pun intended) in #1 to reduce TP usage until I've restocked.

[Boogahz]

Switched to a standing desk three weeks ago, only real change is I shit like a draft horse now

One type 4 "holy crap I'm giving birth" satisfying mound of doodie every morning. Makes the whole day go better.

this can't make your fellow workers day go better...maybe go to a restroom or bush before leaving a mound behind?

[Aabidano]

this can't make your fellow workers day go better...maybe go to a restroom or bush before leaving a mound behind?

It's only poilite to share!

[Winnow]

http://dvice.com/archives/2011/06/japanese-scient-1.php

Japanese scientist wants you eat reconstituted poop burgers

True sci-fi movie fans know all about the terrible secret ingredient revealed by Charlton Heston in Solylent Green, but one very real Japanese scientist has cooked up a new food with an even more horrific ingredient powered by science. (A word of caution, please don't read this before you've had breakfast.)

Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Environmental Assessment Center in Okayama, has developed a form of articial meat derived from human waste matter. Composed of 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals, the scientist believes the artificial meat (termed by Ikeda as "sewage mud") could one day become a sellable alternative to the expensive process needed to produce and distribute real meat. You can see the poop burgers being made in the video below.

[Funkmasterr]

Jesus Christ, he's going to have to come up with a better name than "Sewage Mud" if he really thinks anyone other than the weirdest of the Japanese people to eat it... So fucking gross.

[Aabidano]

...he's going to have to come up with a better name than "Sewage Mud" if he really thinks anyone other than the weirdest of the Japanese people to eat it... So fucking gross.

Really? Keeping their culture in mind I thought it would eventually have a market as long as the govt promoted it.

Show a few govt ministers snacking on a steamer, etc...

Maybe call it butt-tofu instead?

[Spang]

Maybe call it butt-tofu instead?

Joey Butt-tofu-co can be the celebrity endorser.

[Siji]

Which of the above does the Palin girl fit into?

Palin.. Bristol.. coincidence?

[Aabidano]

After last night's dinner (in culinary delights) I cracked out a #3 this morning of truly epic proportions

Yow.

[Spang]

I had green poop the other day. Good stuff.