I've been a vegetarian for two days.

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He was probably ravaged by a pack of wild cattle.
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I think he was beaten up by his roommate after leaving this note:

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2 ... ous-vegan/
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hahah that's a good site. I spent a lot of time on it. kinda reminds me of http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
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1) Save bacon grease in a cake pan
2) insert sardines below the top layer of grease, preferably with eyes facing the top of the pan
3) let grease harden in the cake pan
4) carve a response to roommate's letter in the top layer of the hardened bacon grease.
5) Serve the slab of grease to the roommate in a bowl of milk
6) get new roommate.
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Sans milk that has the potential to be tasty Boog.
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Vegans are against honey? What a bunch of nuts. It's made by animals not from animals. All while doing something beneficial for the environment. I don't see the downside. Are honey bees (the ones actually still alive) being exploited by honey manufacturers? I need to know!
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"There is at least as much need to curb the cruel greed and arrogance of part of the world of capital, to curb the cruel greed and violence of part of the world of labor, as to check a cruel and unhealthy militarism in international relationships." -Theodore Roosevelt
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or you could just use Drolgin's link :P
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Boogahz wrote:
or you could just use Drolgin's link :P
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Dropping out of the evolutionary cycle, one whiny letter at a time. Go go veganites!
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I'm going to try sardines wrapped in bacon, that really does sound good. Maybe cook the bacon in the microwave wrapped around a hardwood dowel.
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Aslanna wrote:It's been over a week since we've had a status report. I think maybe he's off the wagon.

(Or is it on the wagon? Damn you Seinfeld!)

Oh, I hope so. Though I'm sure he would never admit it.

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BTW, if you want something really awesome to eat (in response to the stuff people above are posting), try this.
Grab some filet's
Sear them slightly, but basically leave raw
Cut a slit in the side and make a pocket inside of them
Stuff them full of a mixture of crab (cooked then diced up), parmesan cheese, mozzarella, and a little bit of mayo
Wrap with bacon, using the bacon to cover the open slit, and toothpicks to hold the bacon on
Cook in oven at 350 degrees until at appropriate level of done for you (you want the bacon done for sure, but the filet itself is kinda up to you. If you seared it correctly, it doesn't have to be cooked that much).
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Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good steak by stuffing aquatic cockroach meat into it?
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can't do that to a filet, why bother getting incredilble tender meat only to stuff it w/ stuff. Especially mayo. Mayo fucking sucks w/ meat. Burgers, filets, whatever. Definitely a style of french cooking I part ways with.
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Japan ruined mayo for me, I can't even look at it without my stomach turning a little.
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Maybe a previously frozen fillet....and certainly without mayo!

Y'all can have your damn fillets though--I'll take a well-marbled ribeye any day. PEPSI FUCKING CHALLENGE THAT, SON!
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I actually hate mayo myself. You only add a small amount to give it a bit of smoothness. It is amazing though, and filet's make the perfect pockets for it. Don't knock it until you've tried it.
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I am now officially fasting until my next meal. It's been about 15 minutes so far.
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You had me at "Meat Tornado"

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Canelek wrote:Maybe a previously frozen fillet....and certainly without mayo!

Y'all can have your damn fillets though--I'll take a well-marbled ribeye any day. PEPSI FUCKING CHALLENGE THAT, SON!
yea. I just don't understand the appeal of fillets. Half the meat for the same price and not enough lard. But I love me some ribeyes. Right now I'm consuming 4 to 5 ribeyes a week. Just yesterday I ate 2 14 oz. ribeyes in one sitting. Yes, I know its excessive. but so damn delicious. I did feel bad for that poor innocent cow... NOT!
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I sure do love me some rib-eye.
4-5 a week is not excessive at all! :lol:
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I've actually had more ribeyes than filets lately, but I guess I am jaded. I get filets at ridiculously low prices. I live in a town that houses one of the top agriculture schools in the nation with tons of cows. I buy my steaks from a meat market that has no tax and reduced prices. I can get ground beef at about $1.20 a lb and when I go up to a filet I can get a pound for around $10-$15 depending on the day \ time of year.
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Had alligator for the first time tonight. Tasted like a chicken fucked a fish and I was eating the offspring.
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miir wrote:I sure do love me some rib-eye.
4-5 a week is not excessive at all! :lol:
Love my steak sammies with the char'd ribeye.
http://www.windmillrestaurantsusa.com/menu.html

I'm assuming that since I don't slow cook on my grill, i'm not making my ribeye's properly. Probably have to have that marbled goodness melt into the meat.
Canelek wrote: Y'all can have your damn fillets though--I'll take a well-marbled ribeye any day. PEPSI FUCKING CHALLENGE THAT, SON!
Something about a a chunk of bloody meat that you can cut with a butter knife that will always get me. Otherwise, I get my dry aged strips right here http://www.johnsmarket.com/cuts.html. And don't even have to get in my car to get there, Ohh FUCKING YEAH!
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Doesn't look like we're going to make it to 10 pages. You guys must have scared Spang away.
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A dingo ate him
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Fuck that, we're making it to ten pages.
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He's probably in the hospital due to malnutrition.
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This can be shame-hiding.
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May*
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anyone read the article on yahoo about the caveman diet?
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I would post a link if I could remember
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Keep those evil meat eater lies to yourself!
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Or else!
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Canelek wrote:This can be shame-hiding.
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I think we have a handful of posts to go. Spangggg, where are youuuuuu?
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Funkmasterr wrote:I think we have a handful of posts to go. Spangggg, where are youuuuuu?
Best bet: Hiding under a synthetic wool-like blanket in his dorm room closet, crying and grasping a bottle of paint thinner.

I've been wrong before though...
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perhaps
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but i think you're on to something here
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Paint thinner could be tested on animals though, I'm thinking something more natural seems more likely.
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But I've also been known to be wrong..
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Maybe peoti buttons?
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http://breakingnews.ewg.org/meateatersg ... -brochure/

All you lambs eaters are dooming the world! And all you cow eaters aren't doing us any favors either!
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Get your Nazi anti meat propaganda out of here!
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Spang never commented on whether eating the food made out of human shit was OK for vegans or if it was dependant on if the human ate meat or not before they shit. Would the shit food need to be certified meat free somehow before a vegan consumed it?
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Also, humans are mammals, and some shits are pure torture. Would a shit burger that was harvested from a particularly painful shit be ok, or would it fall into the "animal torture" area?
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Ding?
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Shit, not yet :(
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