So today I bought my kid a Transformer...

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So today I bought my kid a Transformer...

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and my wife comes in and tells me...look what our son showed me....
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Press a little button at the bottom of his "canon" and watch it pop out...
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Now WTH...ya think I got a case for a class action lawsuit?!?!?....
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That's one hell of a toy for a kid to play with. Your wife has great taste!
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What? You're upset because it's in the same location of a penis? That's my best guess from your pics. If that's it you're being a little ridiculous.

I honestly hope you're kidding about a class action lawsuit. Do you honestly think the company execs sat behind a desk and decided to purposely make it look like the machine had a dick? He's playing with a toy that's meant to wage war and cause destruction on massive scales, but a gun in a suspicious location gets you all upset.

Quit being so sensative and let your son play with his toy.
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I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic... But i'm going to overreact anyhow.


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So I contacted a lawyer today...he said I've got a case! We may even be able to go after Michael Bay too! We're sure he was involved one way or another with this atrocity.
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Shlonglor wasn't my favorite Transformer when I was a kid. That honor was bestowed on Vaginus Prime.
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Growing up, my favorite transformer had to be Analus Maximus.
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hahaha i've got one too - MEGAPRON
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