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Poor losers.

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I am a scripter. I am a cheater. I am a hacker. I am using god mode. I am using a kick script. I am using a backstab script. I am using a damage modifier. I am a low ping bastard (lpb).

Now, that is just what I have been accused of so far TODAY. Jedi Knight 2 seems to bring out out the egotist in everyone.
Searyx wipes the floor with UberDude01

"You beat me? I mean, you beat ME!? No one can beat me! Must have been a fluke."

Searyx wipes the floor with UberDude01... again.

"CHEATER!"
I've played out that scenario I don't know how many times today. This seems to happen during every single map change. I have been kicked and banned from I don't know HOW many servers at this point for cheating/scripting/winning.

Why am I posting this? Just got banned from the IFS clan server for killing their #1 guy... twice.

First time was no big deal. He was pissed though, since it was one on one. If you're being swarmed, at least you have an excuse. Unfortunatly, it was just him and me.

Now this server has a couple rules: Don't attack people with their sabers down, and don't attack people who are typing (a sign appears over your head when you type). I have no problem with this, except for the fuckers who use "Sabers down" as an excuse to ambush.

After the first kill, I walk by the #1 guy, who has his saber down. I head over towards a guy with his saber up, when I hear behind me (I love SBLive! EAX) the #1 guy lighting up his saber and running at my back.

I turn and jump kick him. (does 20 damage, health only. does not deplete shields)

When he lands, he jumps. we meet in mid air, and his lands first.

Second time we meet in mid air, his lands first again (I WANT A LATENCY OF 3, TOO!)

Time for some tactics. I KNOW he's gonna jump a third time, so I use Searyx's patented "Jumping GOOOBER!" defense.

Instead of jumping to meet him in mid air, I back up. He jumps towards me as I backpeddle (you can't do a jump kick on the way down. Only on the way up). I turn around, hold back, and execute a backstab on his landing spot.

SPIN... SLASH! #1 guy's head rolls off to the side (no, REALLY. Dismemberment was turned on.)

I don't gloat. I just begin walking towards the stunned bastard who I was going after in the first place.

5 seconds later, I'm banned from the server.

Being good sucks :(
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Post by Togashi »

wtf I thought you liked being called names?!(your still here after being called everything under the sun) quit whining it sounds like you had a great time. :P
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You must be Yoda's best kept secret :wink:
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WTF?
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Post by *~*stragi*~* »

I blame that on Counter-Strike. It's ruined any online FPS game you can find.
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Post by Animalor »

Wow Searyx, his ego must've been almost as big as yours
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Post by Aedryn »

question is ....who really gives a shit?
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Post by Bubba Grizz »

This is an online game? I never heard of this. There is something out there besides EQ?
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Post by Forthe »

Fuck would you stop posting these BS fuckin threads. Nobody gives a fuck what you do on your own EQ server, now you are spamming us again with shit from another game. You are a true fucktard.

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Post by Ninan »

Searyx, go the fuck away!!!!
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/agree stragi
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Post by Xaem »

This reminds me of the time my 10th grade chemistry teacher bit the head off a squirell..

Man, that thing was bleeding all over the place, and its head was still screamin after she mangled it from the little body.
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Healior is ugly!
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Post by dalur »

You mean the squirrel was still alive when she bit it's head off?

That definitely tops Ozzy and his bird thing.
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Post by Searyx »

That's funny... The other board I posted this on was filled with people with the same problem.

I guess there aren't any skilled players here :lol:
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*hugs* Tegellan... umm u been Jackassed yet??

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Post by Karae »

'skill'

hahahahaha. Feeb.
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riiight
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Post by Klumhru »

what is jedi knight?

isn't this an eq board?

who is searyx?

does he play on veeshan?

confused :cry:
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Post by Aedryn »

Teg = my port bitch k thanks....

BTW teg JACKASS
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healior is ugly, and i thought teggy was my port bitch, you have aedryn healior
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Post by Aedryn »

JACKASS.....


Quiet ASSLING
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LOL LOL
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bah, stupid dorfs
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Lay off the dwarves :wink:
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Dorfs > asslings
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Yep, i agree
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Post by Nadonius »

but they both work great for runtball. :D
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yes but nothing can top the gnome punting greatest sport of all
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Post by Davel »

Counter strike > all other games.

I mean come on, you can shoot a turd in a toilet and it explodes! Need I say more?
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Sparty can paint that picture :wink:
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I mean come on, you can shoot a turd in a toilet and it explodes! Need I say more?
LMAO! I might have to go pick up Counterstrike.
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ROFL
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Jesus you fucking suck Searyx...
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Post by Laliana »

Crazie wrote:Jesus you fucking suck Searyx...
So, you ran out of crack? Can't think of any other reason why you would bump a Searyx thread.
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Post by Wonko Wenusberg »

Crazie! you suck! I don't know who you are or why you are here, BUT you suck!
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Crazie wrote:Posted: July 12, 2002, 11:35 am
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Post by Kylere »

LOL

Searyx and Skill in the same thread

LOL
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