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by Asheran Mojomaster
January 9, 2004, 3:38 am
Forum: Ryyysfemorrrr!
Topic: Results after one Year
Replies: 53
Views: 15843

Haha all the sweat on her shirt and the McDonalds cup makes that the own.
by Asheran Mojomaster
January 8, 2004, 11:50 pm
Forum: Ryyysfemorrrr!
Topic: Results after one Year
Replies: 53
Views: 15843

Don't worry about that lol, who cares if you do, I mean, what are they gonna do? Kick you out? Just go and have fun, and really it is fun once ya get used to it, especially if you are in some sort of program (Kickboxing for me).
by Asheran Mojomaster
January 8, 2004, 11:39 pm
Forum: Ryyysfemorrrr!
Topic: Results after one Year
Replies: 53
Views: 15843

I could probably eat more protein seeing that i'm mostly eating foods full of fat and carb's these days. I would just feel REALLY out of place at the gym. On my upper body I have some muscle definition. I'm just looking to take a bit farther and try to fill out more. I'm about 5'11" and 125 po...
by Asheran Mojomaster
January 8, 2004, 11:27 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Freaking flu...
Replies: 14
Views: 1175

I bumped my toe on a door and now it hurts, does that make you feel better?
by Asheran Mojomaster
January 6, 2004, 11:33 pm
Forum: Ryyysfemorrrr!
Topic: Sexiest Lady in 2003 (Not NWS)
Replies: 61
Views: 11226

How is Pamela Anderson (40) higher than Lucy Liu(90)!? Thats just fucking wrong, a big piece of plastic vs an incredibly sexy asian hottie, I could kill someone for this! :evil:
by Asheran Mojomaster
January 6, 2004, 2:15 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: do you have a secret food?
Replies: 138
Views: 26117

This one isnt really me, but a friend of mine drinks Ketchup from the bottle...
by Asheran Mojomaster
January 5, 2004, 7:34 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: do you have a secret food?
Replies: 138
Views: 26117

Those frozen mexican things called Taquitos. Goddamned those little wraps of goodness. OMG, YES, LOVE LOVE LOVE THOSE. We have this frozen food company, Scwans, that has a truck that goes around all over our town to people who are on a list and sells all sorts of great frozen food, and I always get...
by Asheran Mojomaster
January 4, 2004, 6:33 am
Forum: Ryyysfemorrrr!
Topic: Guts and Bravery or just Crazyness?
Replies: 12
Views: 2641

Absolute insanity.
by Asheran Mojomaster
January 1, 2004, 11:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I are a millionaire
Replies: 20
Views: 1687

Spang wrote:hmmm...

I wish someone would give me like...250,000 so I could have a 5k income a day (change a title a day, yay). Come on, someone, anyone?!
Sorry, only works if your cool like me.
by Asheran Mojomaster
December 31, 2003, 7:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I are a millionaire
Replies: 20
Views: 1687

Whoever gave me 250k...I love you! :lol:
by Asheran Mojomaster
December 29, 2003, 11:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I are a millionaire
Replies: 20
Views: 1687

I wish someone would give me like...250,000 so I could have a 5k income a day (change a title a day, yay). Come on, someone, anyone?!
by Asheran Mojomaster
December 28, 2003, 7:01 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 2003 - Was it a good year
Replies: 37
Views: 2443

I'd say good, you got $1000 back, higher salary, and your houses were spared.
by Asheran Mojomaster
December 26, 2003, 11:47 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Heyaz
Replies: 6
Views: 473

Wtf is with that, is it moving or is it just an optical illusion? Either way its fucked up.
by Asheran Mojomaster
December 21, 2003, 4:07 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: BK Holiday
Replies: 32
Views: 1708

The beef at my school is gritty, has grey spots all over it, and tastes like a steaming pile of shit. People actually eat it too...its sickening. It seriously should be illegal to serve meat like that anywhere, ESPECIALLY in schools. I mean, wtf, I wouldnt mind paying a few extra bucks a day if I co...
by Asheran Mojomaster
December 18, 2003, 10:16 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pretty girl
Replies: 32
Views: 3670

You guys are both wrong, this is the finest woman on the earth. Tila Nguyen (of course, I have a thing for Asian women, so she does it for me) She's kinda scary looking. Plus... The image is copyrighted!! Not to mention pretty much NWS as well. Bah, can't see anything, if I wanted to post a NWS pic...
by Asheran Mojomaster
December 18, 2003, 1:00 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pretty girl
Replies: 32
Views: 3670

You guys are both wrong, this is the finest woman on the earth. Tila Nguyen (of course, I have a thing for Asian women, so she does it for me) She's kinda scary looking. Plus... The image is copyrighted!! Oh nos its copyrighted!1!! Anyway, I love the way she looks, shes a semi porn star (not in any...
by Asheran Mojomaster
December 17, 2003, 11:50 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pretty girl
Replies: 32
Views: 3670

You guys are both wrong, this is the finest woman on the earth.

Image

Tila Nguyen (of course, I have a thing for Asian women, so she does it for me)
by Asheran Mojomaster
December 12, 2003, 1:35 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Teh Funny
Replies: 2
Views: 474

Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy
my wife.
:lol:
by Asheran Mojomaster
December 11, 2003, 2:56 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Alyssa Milano
Replies: 28
Views: 2856

Bubba Grizz wrote:You were looking at her arm?
Seriously, I didnt even notice the arm til after I scrolled down and saw someone saying something about it.
by Asheran Mojomaster
December 8, 2003, 1:19 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I SAID MAYO, MOTHERFUCKER!
Replies: 6
Views: 693

Hrmm, I'm pretty bored right now, maybe I'll check it out.
by Asheran Mojomaster
December 7, 2003, 11:49 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Best.....Job Application....ever
Replies: 15
Views: 1119

The laws of physics do not apply to me.
Haha, I dunno why but that just cracked me up.
by Asheran Mojomaster
December 7, 2003, 11:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I SAID MAYO, MOTHERFUCKER!
Replies: 6
Views: 693

Pfft, general discussion! Anything goes!
by Asheran Mojomaster
December 7, 2003, 6:28 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I SAID MAYO, MOTHERFUCKER!
Replies: 6
Views: 693

Current events doesn't count, I never go there!
by Asheran Mojomaster
December 7, 2003, 2:44 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I SAID MAYO, MOTHERFUCKER!
Replies: 6
Views: 693

I SAID MAYO, MOTHERFUCKER!

Damn, some people really need to learn how to control their anger.

http://www.msnbc.com/news/1001502.asp?0cv=CB20
by Asheran Mojomaster
December 6, 2003, 11:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Best.....Job Application....ever
Replies: 15
Views: 1119

It would be great if that worked, because if you got hired after you put that in, you would know whoever you are gonna be working for has to have a good sense of humor.

Maybe I should try that one day...
by Asheran Mojomaster
December 3, 2003, 11:11 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Eggo 'Maple Type' Syrup
Replies: 6
Views: 602

I like pancakes.
by Asheran Mojomaster
November 29, 2003, 5:26 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Happy Thanksgiving!
Replies: 6
Views: 398

12. I think I'm ready for a little dark meat.
by Asheran Mojomaster
November 24, 2003, 1:56 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Your greatest fear?
Replies: 60
Views: 3969

Heights, if I get higher than about 4 or 5 feet I freak out. Oddly enough, I really want to go sky diving. I have a feeling that if I can do that I won't be afraid of heights anymore.
by Asheran Mojomaster
November 18, 2003, 1:51 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Is this a scam as far as you know?
Replies: 61
Views: 10308

In Europe, it would be a lot cooler( and I believe more expensive) to have something like a Mustang than a BMW That's utterly absurd. /shrug Thats just what I got from talking to a German exchange student here at my school, he just used a Mustang as an example, but it really could be any sort of Am...
by Asheran Mojomaster
November 17, 2003, 1:58 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Is this a scam as far as you know?
Replies: 61
Views: 10308

Its prolly not a scam. Why do you think people here in the states buy BMWs, Porches, ect? Usually you can get an American car that is just as good for OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS cheaper because they dont have to pay to import the car and can sell it for much less with no loss. In Europe, it w...
by Asheran Mojomaster
November 10, 2003, 11:22 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Ok does this really happen?
Replies: 15
Views: 1393

Yeah, people really pay that much for stuff in EQ. I made around $1000 when I finally decided to quit.
by Asheran Mojomaster
October 10, 2003, 5:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Fesuni you sack of shit
Replies: 87
Views: 8080

You guys shouldnt be surprised at all, he was trying to join Pravus months ago and your officers were informed. You didnt believe the people that told you though.
by Asheran Mojomaster
October 10, 2003, 12:49 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: There's a new zerg in town
Replies: 512
Views: 56394

Aslanna is in Sovereign, I do believe.
by Asheran Mojomaster
October 10, 2003, 12:47 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What were their parents thinking!?!
Replies: 49
Views: 3740

She looks like she is at least 40, making her parents 60+ most likely. 40 years ago gay didnt mean what gay means today really. It just meant happy!
by Asheran Mojomaster
October 9, 2003, 6:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Best short movie ever!!
Replies: 30
Views: 2299

Lol. that was amazing.
by Asheran Mojomaster
October 9, 2003, 12:04 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Assinine
Replies: 32
Views: 2308

...zero tolerance is why kids hit the breaking point and bring a gun to school... Yep, at my school and all schools around my area if you get in a big fight, regardless of what happened, both people are suspended for 3 days. You could be just standing in the halls and someone thats pissed off at th...
by Asheran Mojomaster
October 8, 2003, 11:19 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Assinine
Replies: 32
Views: 2308

For real, if they wanna see drug abuse they should come to my school lol, people bring all sorts of prescription shit to school and hand em out like candy, from Adderol (speed), to Muscle Relaxers, its nuts (of course, the Adminstration is full of dumbasses and they can never catch anyone, even thou...
by Asheran Mojomaster
October 8, 2003, 1:34 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: LIGHTWEIGHT!!!!
Replies: 40
Views: 2845

That is impressive I started lifting again in June and I'm benching 130 for 12 reps 3 sets If you are doing 3 sets, 12 reps, all at the same weight, then you are wasting your time. Intensity is the key. Basically you should not be doing more than 3-4 sets and each set's weight should be chosen so t...
by Asheran Mojomaster
October 7, 2003, 12:10 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: LIGHTWEIGHT!!!!
Replies: 40
Views: 2845

Omg thats nothing!!! I can do 400...with my legs...haha. Really thats amazing, I am so freaking weak in my upper body that I cant see how anyone does shit like that. I can only bench like 140 and I can prolly do 60 or so with the dumbells. (BTW, before you laugh, 6 months ago I could only bench 70 o...
by Asheran Mojomaster
October 7, 2003, 12:02 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I r a millionaire!
Replies: 23
Views: 1235

If someone would give me 10,000 VVs, I would be in heaven!
by Asheran Mojomaster
October 2, 2003, 11:31 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: US Capitol to move to Omaha, Nebraska
Replies: 10
Views: 1084

I've also noticed little things like news events that happen at different times, football games won by other teams, things like that. Why don't I give you a stock tip? The money you make would dilute the intelligence and forethought that a smart person had in picking the stock all by themselves. If...
by Asheran Mojomaster
October 1, 2003, 12:00 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Cure for Herpes??
Replies: 14
Views: 1113

kyoukan wrote:wtf? I eat brocolli all the time and I still have herrrrrroh hay guyz anyone see the emmy's last week??
The truth about why Kyo is pissed off all the time is out!
by Asheran Mojomaster
September 30, 2003, 10:40 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Cure for Herpes??
Replies: 14
Views: 1113

Cure for Herpes??

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/homerea ... atbroccoli

Strange place to find something like this, but this could be really good. Now they just need to find something like this for AIDS.
by Asheran Mojomaster
September 29, 2003, 7:45 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 100,000 VV Contest: Best story topic wins 25,000 VVs
Replies: 35
Views: 1944

Oh, I got another one, funniest halloween costume you have ever worn...some people in my grade at school are all going trick - or - treating this year. One is dressing up as a penis, one as a vagina, and like 10 as sperm :vv_rofl: .
by Asheran Mojomaster
September 29, 2003, 6:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The dangers of heavy bags?
Replies: 20
Views: 1605

The only time I've ever gotten bloody knuckles from punching any bag was when I was barefist on an old headache bag and the leather it was made of was worn and ripped. I really dont see how you made your knuckles bleed on a heavy bag with gloves on.
by Asheran Mojomaster
September 29, 2003, 6:10 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 100,000 VV Contest: Best story topic wins 25,000 VVs
Replies: 35
Views: 1944

Caught In The Act : Weirdest way you have masturbated and gotten caught...ala couch fucking.
by Asheran Mojomaster
September 28, 2003, 2:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For the record...
Replies: 35
Views: 3556

Ooo pics, ok my turn. http://asheran.eqguild.net/family.jpg (gotta cut and paste, cant just click) I'm the guy in the background with black hair, the other people are my family (brother, step-father, mother, step-sister). That was around 2 months ago and since then I havent cut my hair at all. I hav...
by Asheran Mojomaster
September 27, 2003, 11:41 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The dangers of heavy bags?
Replies: 20
Views: 1605

MISLEADING TITLE!!! Anyway, if I were you I would wear wraps at least. When I'm on the heavy bags, I usually go full on and put on the bag gloves too haha. Of course, I box, so its better to just do it with gloves on for me since I am gonna have em on in a ring.
by Asheran Mojomaster
September 27, 2003, 11:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Do you <3 Kyoukan?
Replies: 56
Views: 10611

Xzion wrote:i like potatoes
WTF, it is POTATOS not POTATOES.
by Asheran Mojomaster
September 27, 2003, 2:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For the record...
Replies: 35
Views: 3556

Long hair is the shit, I'm growing mine out right now, so far its up to 6 1\2 inches in the longest spots. Long Hair >>>> Gay ass shaved hair nazis.