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by TheMachine
November 19, 2002, 5:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Inc
Replies: 16
Views: 887

Jackass
by TheMachine
November 19, 2002, 5:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For the ladies *droooool*
Replies: 46
Views: 2696

Why me?! Well hell, what girl with good, normal hormonal balance wouldn't want to sit on a guy's face??
That's so beautiful, it makes me want to cry.
by TheMachine
November 18, 2002, 4:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Post yer drink recipes!
Replies: 58
Views: 3179

Tequilla (preferable Jose Cuerve Anejo)
Shot Glass


Pour Tequilla in shot glass until hand eye becomes to bad, then drink straight from bottle.
by TheMachine
November 14, 2002, 3:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: New poll for the guys..
Replies: 34
Views: 1814

Cut and only three inches.

That should be wide enough for anyone.
by TheMachine
October 31, 2002, 9:45 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: And another holiday is upon us
Replies: 2
Views: 545

And another holiday is upon us

We'll repeat the rules


Get lit, get laid, get happy

don't get hurt

be hungover monday

see you all then, going to start the lit part
by TheMachine
October 30, 2002, 1:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: This is too funny
Replies: 8
Views: 985

That should be an educational video played in school for children every day of their life.

Some of them may get it, most won't.
by TheMachine
October 29, 2002, 5:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Well, crap
Replies: 9
Views: 885

kyoukan only loves me.
by TheMachine
October 29, 2002, 2:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Well, crap
Replies: 9
Views: 885

Well, crap

looks like I checked my hotmail not often enough to lose my e-mail account. I just re-activated it, if you sent anything, send again. God knows why you didn't use PM though.
by TheMachine
October 25, 2002, 2:11 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: PHPBB Upgrade
Replies: 12
Views: 1113

Farmer hunt on then.
by TheMachine
October 24, 2002, 8:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Winnow vs the Machine Part Deux
Replies: 31
Views: 2131

At least I'm getting paid.
by TheMachine
October 24, 2002, 5:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Looks like they caught the Sniper
Replies: 65
Views: 4638

Just draw and quarter the assholes.
by TheMachine
October 24, 2002, 5:48 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: PHPBB Upgrade
Replies: 12
Views: 1113

*grumble*

Who's making all the fuckin noise?!
by TheMachine
October 8, 2002, 6:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Congrats Brittney!!!!
Replies: 318
Views: 35163

Ok, that's enough.
by TheMachine
October 1, 2002, 1:06 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Unreal Tournament 2003
Replies: 31
Views: 3701

Urt Demo was good, but I'm not doing the full purchase.
by TheMachine
September 25, 2002, 3:53 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Caption this pic! 9/24
Replies: 30
Views: 2145

If I lift REAL hard, I might be able to find it!
by TheMachine
September 22, 2002, 3:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Caption this pic!
Replies: 71
Views: 6028

Ok, who the fuck is the smart ass trying to pickpocket?

-

Ned, we're close and all, but can you please step back, I've got a headache.

Ok Ted.
by TheMachine
September 10, 2002, 12:46 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Sept. 11th Memories...
Replies: 57
Views: 7695

I was busy at work, when we heard it, for the first time ever, our lights were off, and we all watched the events unfold on the news.


Then I had to come make everyone play nice with one another.
by TheMachine
September 6, 2002, 12:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Strangest Group Composition you have been in..
Replies: 53
Views: 10021

3sks, 2rogues, 1druid
Karnors train stop

And it worked.
by TheMachine
September 4, 2002, 1:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Happy Labor Day Americans (weekend that is)
Replies: 9
Views: 890

Pretty much, I think Millie's title needs to be I'm happy Labor Day, she can be the official drunk holiday wench.
by TheMachine
August 30, 2002, 5:47 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: New Board
Replies: 3
Views: 638

And may you read the first post before bad things happen to you.
by TheMachine
August 30, 2002, 2:45 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Happy Labor Day Americans (weekend that is)
Replies: 9
Views: 890

Have a good weekend all, get lit get laid have a good time!

Just don't get hurt

See ya Tuesday
by TheMachine
August 27, 2002, 12:32 pm
Forum: Retards
Topic: Xouqoa INVADES
Replies: 10
Views: 5688

Xouqoa INVADES

He's taken over Searyx's forum.
by TheMachine
August 26, 2002, 2:29 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Battlefield 1942
Replies: 19
Views: 2100

FPS = Yes
My system specs are AMD Athlon XP 1400
512 Ram
Ge-Force 3 64

And it chugs in a couple spots, but mostly runs smooth.
by TheMachine
August 26, 2002, 1:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Battlefield 1942
Replies: 19
Views: 2100

This game pwnz you, especially getting with a group of friend over Roger Wilco, and stomping your opponets, until you find another group using RW, which makes for one hell of a fight.
by TheMachine
August 23, 2002, 7:38 pm
Forum: Retards
Topic: Problem...
Replies: 13
Views: 2725

I talked to our two spammers, if that was what you were talking about

Next time, a little more information? Kthx~
by TheMachine
August 23, 2002, 7:35 pm
Forum: Retards
Topic: Problem...
Replies: 13
Views: 2725

Such as?
by TheMachine
August 23, 2002, 2:46 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: GMs spawn Rage 5 times on Xev Server
Replies: 8
Views: 1450

Get a helmet.
by TheMachine
August 22, 2002, 8:31 pm
Forum: Retards
Topic: develop this..
Replies: 7
Views: 3768

If you haven't already, consider it done..
by TheMachine
August 15, 2002, 7:27 pm
Forum: Retards
Topic: ^_^
Replies: 80
Views: 18209

Your time was short, your grip was weak, your tactic sucked and you can go away now.

Banned.
by TheMachine
August 6, 2002, 3:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: My new favorite Porn Queen
Replies: 27
Views: 3272

There had better be a copy to me son.

As well, I'm around, I just don't post all the time, never have.

Feel free to PM me if you think I'm lost.
by TheMachine
August 6, 2002, 12:07 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: My new favorite Porn Queen
Replies: 27
Views: 3272

of course, porn will almost always get my attention, speaking of, SearyX, file? kthx
by TheMachine
August 5, 2002, 5:19 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: My new favorite Porn Queen
Replies: 27
Views: 3272

Mistaking the hand for the dinky methinks..
LOL!!!!!

hahahahah!
by TheMachine
July 30, 2002, 5:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Triumph the Insult Dog - Bon Jovi... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
Replies: 12
Views: 1345

Triumph is the epitome of comedy.
by TheMachine
July 25, 2002, 6:39 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Board configuration question
Replies: 14
Views: 2280

Xouqoa is going to bump it too 50.

Poll closed.
by TheMachine
July 23, 2002, 8:39 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Township Rebellion coming to Veeshan
Replies: 45
Views: 11824

(1) Does not have an existing "end game" guild;

FOH, CT, PD, ect....

`nuff said

Jackass
by TheMachine
July 23, 2002, 2:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Board configuration question
Replies: 14
Views: 2280

If you don't give a shit, I don't want to fucking hear about it, don't vote.

Real simple solution.
by TheMachine
July 23, 2002, 1:16 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Board configuration question
Replies: 14
Views: 2280

Board configuration question

Vote as you see fit.
by TheMachine
July 22, 2002, 7:45 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Ok WTF
Replies: 53
Views: 13776

When will you rookies learn not to mess with Kyoukan?
by TheMachine
July 22, 2002, 7:31 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: TRADING LVL 60 WIZARD! UBER
Replies: 22
Views: 3299

oooh, anon editing, I can see the ability to use this for much fun.
by TheMachine
July 15, 2002, 8:41 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: TEENY!!!!
Replies: 27
Views: 4187

locked by request.
by TheMachine
July 15, 2002, 6:50 pm
Forum: Retards
Topic: Official Retard Starfarm
Replies: 75
Views: 16490

we're done with em
by TheMachine
July 15, 2002, 1:04 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Where the Fuck is TheMachine?
Replies: 22
Views: 2523

Something, Anything


Woof.
by TheMachine
July 15, 2002, 12:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Ok enough is enough.
Replies: 50
Views: 12325

Good to hear Masteen
by TheMachine
July 15, 2002, 12:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Ok enough is enough.
Replies: 50
Views: 12325

ok, no more pharm posts for a while, I have to agree, enough is enough, I'm sure you are all anxious to return to your previous post counts, but you're just going to have to make them semi legit from here on out.
by TheMachine
July 10, 2002, 3:10 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Because I'm a Guy
Replies: 42
Views: 8175

Yawning, shaking, grinning, the only time I find it a damn good ride is when I can't walk for a while when it's over.

You find a woman that can make that happen, I'd suggest you tie her ass to the bed, they're a rare find.
by TheMachine
July 9, 2002, 6:33 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Because I'm a Guy
Replies: 42
Views: 8175

I thought of so many things to say here, but I'm just going to leave it alone.
by TheMachine
July 9, 2002, 12:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Form a clean orderly line
Replies: 89
Views: 20651

The thong thing was for rookies and those who asked, or talked about it

*hefts one at Arundel*
by TheMachine
July 8, 2002, 6:50 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: A basic lesson in strategy, folks
Replies: 50
Views: 8153

I've said that before, well said Millie. Guys, no more, the community barely looks dead, let it die, let posts be people who don't know where home is, and that's it. If a new community of happy feely huggy brats steps in and decides to post about how pretty the grass is in EQ, let em, we've got a go...
by TheMachine
July 8, 2002, 3:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Form a clean orderly line
Replies: 89
Views: 20651

All thongs are pre-heated before delivery to a comfortable 65degrees, while slightly cooler than expected, at least will not burn or mark any, parts, of your person.

*flings another*
by TheMachine
July 8, 2002, 2:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Form a clean orderly line
Replies: 89
Views: 20651

*hands out some more*