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i'll admit, i have seen stand up that has made me laugh a tiny bit more than hicks. but the fact that he can essentially preach his message, really gets you thinking, and has u laughing your bojangles off the entire time means he takes his place among the comedy greats in my opinion. he was and is a...

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i'm not great with my icelandic, but whichever sigur ros song is playing in vanilla sky when he's on the roof adds to the moment so much. oh yeah, and that girl singing crying by roy orbison is spanish in mulholland drive really gets me. thats a really beautiful part of a thoroughly confusing film. ...

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ah the deluded wanker.

almost makes the first few shows of the x factor worth watching.

best bit was definitely the "freestyling" at the end.

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dont think about it too much. it cant be good for you.

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yeah screwed seems to be the last thing that is happening to mcr right now.

for under-appreciated artists/bands check out regina spektor and ben kweller

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comics are more than welcome to have more than action. i just didnt expect slushy shite for around 75% of my movie experience. I'm all for a romance in spiderman. As long as it involves 6-8 lesbians for about half an hour, and the scene ends with tobey maguire spidermanning them. (you know, when you...

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what i dont get is why people are still so obsessed with this movie 'franchise' as it were, when the last spider man movie was even more average than the first. which was really quite average indeed. did it concern no-one that the last one was more of a romantic thriller than an action movie?? more ...

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thin lizzy - whisky in the jar
queen - dont stop me now

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so strange to see rioting in another european country.
no doubt the wankers in tigers bay/ardoyne will get jealous and try and out do their french counterparts.

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was that a retarded dig at me, or a retarded dig at someone else?

the sheer level or retardedness simply bowled me over.

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yeah please dont let the likes of franz ferdinand and whoever is 'cool' right now throw you off. there are some excellent bands from this part of the world. led by the fantastic muse.

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[/quote]Cheryl Crow- Sweet Child of Mine (GnR)

i scanned this post for sarcasm a couple of times, and it kept coming up clean.

surely you cant be serious about this one.
it was a horrible remake

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have only seen the trailer, but it gave me enough ammunition to believe that this movie is going to love the cock on what can only be described as a global scale.

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let me see...

graphic violence? check
graphic sex scenes? check

on that basis alone the movie was alright in my books.

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get talking to guitarists you know, and find out what songs they learnt when they started playing. i'm self taught and got all i needed to know from internet tabs from the likes of olga http://www.olga.net easy songs for any beginner to learn are the likes of everybody hurts by rem and good riddance...

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as long as the artist breaks down a song and interprets it in their own personal way, i'm all for covers. of course, this does open the door for the complete pillaging of classics such as william shatners version of lucy in the sky with diamonds, but i would much rather here someone do something dif...

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oh god, the irony of this album title bowls me over.
they should have called it 'you could have such a better album in your hand right now'.
seriously, ignore all the hype and whatever everyone is saying, take a step back from this cd, and see this band for what they really are.
average, in every way.

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fairly average band. only seen em live on tv but was less than blown away.
the only thing i can say in their defense is that they are better than most of the other shite littered in commercial radio.
thats kinda scraping the barrel though.
turn off your radio, and go buy some jeff buckley.

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its cute the way everyone is so sure in this thread. not one of us has all the answers, so why are some of us pretending to? u just come off like a pretentious arsehole. and please, dont let the bastards selling jesus to old ladies on tv become your only view of christians. they make any decent pers...

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the first one was good for about an hour and then faded into nothingness.

i really didnt think it was good enough to warrant a sequel.

yet they continued making star wars movies after episode one AND episode two, so what do i know?

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yeah george carlin is in it, reason enough to go see this movie.

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i think the teens in your slutty little country should learn to keep their fuckin pants on once in a while. as bill hicks said, "can you slow down on your rutting for one fuckin second till we figure out this food/air deal??" the best way to avoid stds is by having the decency not to let a...

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its a free camp run by the salvation army that takes kids in for a week at a time from places like newark.

i was there last year, its a really cool place. yeah some irish are imported, as far as i can remember the staff is 50% american and 50% internantionals.

adios

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glad u enjoyed the emerald isle man.

was everyone as pleasently drunk as you expected??

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i'm just glad the pound is still beating the shit out of the dollar.

that means cheap ass clothing for me when i go stateside.

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haha owned by hooters.

how demoralising...

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hola folks. this wednesday, the 15th i think, im headin off to the states for three months to work in a camp for ghetto kids. so im away to practice my freestyling and advanced swearing. doubtful you guys will hear from me much over the summer, as the camp doesnt have viable internet facilities as f...

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i appreciate the love man, thanks. i seriously defy any music lover to listen to this album (or indeed grace, buckleys only completed studio album) and not be blown away by his range and musical elegance. a double album of just jeff and his guitar strips away all the hype, the myths and the bullshit...

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read in a magazine last week that the director of LOTD liked shaun of the dead so much that he's asked simon pegg and nick lachey (ie shaun and ed) to appear in cameos in his movie.

result

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christian bale is cool.

batman begins is gonna be the balls.

apparently he had to put on like 70lbs for it after the machinist in some insultingly short space of time.

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oh man you cant beat a bit of cock rock

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havent heard it yet. really that bad??

i thought the last one was cool.

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the public like the white stripes because they are told to like the white stripes. fuckin puppets.

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american psycho was the tits, i loved it.

if i had a pussy, it'd be wet over the new batman film. bring it on!

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you would think bush might have the decency to better hide the fact that he is a lifeless, soul-less puppet, only in the position he is in due to a complete lack of morals/ethics and the ability to be walked over by anyone with money and influence. i mean, im sure the same generally applies to tony ...

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man thats crazy stuff. there's been a whole bunch of times when girls have told me that the hot, hot women ive been checking out in magazines are all airbrushed. up to now ive called them petty, jealous bitches. what to do now?? i mean, i cant admit that a chick was right and i was wrong. that would...

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ive seen a pic before of an anaconda owning the shit out of an alligator. just wish i could remember where. constricting snakes scare the bejeesus outta me. i can deal with cobras and the like, venom seems like a (relatively) painless death. call me soft, but the whole idea of getting eaten while be...

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an uninspiring but watchable comedy. this film was saved from being total shit solely by introducing me to the word "sharted". thats quality. aside from that it was another fairly average turn out from ben stiller, which sucks, because he has the potential to make me laugh a lot more (ref ...

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man snakes rule so hard

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What the fuck did my eyes do to you??

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here where is the torrent of abuse i get for being a rosy cheeked wee slanty eyed fucker??

you guys have changed...

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Voronwë wrote:i'm glad you draw the line between rape/snuff and badger abuse.

haha yeah some things are just wrong.

poor badgers...

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i like to think so.

beneath this buff steely exterior lies a heart of gold...

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so i was gonna have this topic as 'most soul destroying film', but then realised all the films i had in mind fell into the chick flick category. anyhoo, i reckon one would struggle to find worse films than bridget jones 2 or legally blonde complete self indulgent female wet dream twaddle, with no ar...

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miir wrote:
landertime wrote:i'm glad you identified and focused in on the serious details surrounding this issue
Sorry, I haven't read the memo telling me I had to respond in a serious manner. I'll look into it as soon as I'm done filing these TPS Reports.

just get it done before lunch.

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yeah stupid badger, i mean what was he thinking, building a set and all. the man and the dogs that killed him were clearly fighting the good fight.

mind you, that taser video is awesome.

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whats next? no free lighters for pyros?

what is the world coming to?

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haha you are right.

feel like you're gonna get fucked over by some crazy bitch?

dead girls cant inseminate shit.

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i'm glad you identified and focused in on the serious details surrounding this issue

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does anyone remotely understand the mindset of people like this? i would like some insight, cause i got nothin. Sick badger baiter snared Court urged to take tough stand after video horror By Lisa Smyth 01 June 2005 A Co Down man faces the possibility of a £10,000 fine and three months in prison aft...

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