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by Ahmik
May 15, 2005, 4:59 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Blaupunkt
Replies: 6
Views: 1231

OMFG I think I woke the neighbors, that actually made me laugh out loud :D
by Ahmik
March 30, 2005, 3:22 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: How much are you worth?
Replies: 46
Views: 2960

Lohrno wrote: Actually IQ is on there. Last time I took an IQ test I scored 120. (which is not terrible but not that good either...) Then again I was like 15 at the time...
IQ tests are bullshit... I have scored between 135 and 200 on these online IQ tests... it's all subjective... and bullshit...
by Ahmik
February 3, 2005, 4:34 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Coke vs Pop vs Soda
Replies: 32
Views: 3979

People up here seem to call is 'pop' a bunch. It makes me cringe. I thought 'pop' was just a MN/WI/MI thing... damn hillbillies. Add SD and ND to the 'pop' states bigtime... I grew up calling it that... I have since "learned" to call it soda. About 20 years ago some mean bitch I worked fo...
by Ahmik
January 12, 2005, 3:17 am
Forum: Everquest 2
Topic: It's been a hair over 60 days..
Replies: 29
Views: 8557

I got my arm twisted into playing EQ2, and at first it was kinda cool simply because the graphics blew me away (EQ is the only computer game I have tried so it is the baseline) and I was really impressed with the amount of EXP that you get from doing easy quests... without even trying to do any trad...
by Ahmik
December 10, 2004, 6:35 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Cost of latest downtime to Varia?
Replies: 29
Views: 2165

Been with American Family for 18 years... nothing comes close to what I pay now... even USAA...
by Ahmik
December 8, 2004, 8:17 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Addictions
Replies: 34
Views: 2727

I have an extremely addictive personality... I find something that strikes an interest in me and I dive in head first and read, research, and buy, buy, buy... I At one time I had 14 handguns... At one time I hunted every critter with a pulse... Rifle, handgun, bow, black powder etc At one time I had...
by Ahmik
November 9, 2004, 11:07 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: IQ
Replies: 90
Views: 9878

Congratulations, John!
Your IQ score is 136....

Yeah whatever...

taken some where I scored 160+ but I I don't have much faith in them
by Ahmik
November 3, 2004, 4:15 am
Forum: Current Events
Topic: Looking at the numbers
Replies: 14
Views: 1025

Get real... It doesn't make any difference which one gets elected... in the long run it's just a blip on the radar... I'm sure everyone will get over it... You clearly don't understand. If Bush wins, this will be worse than 9/11. -=Lohrno Worse how? If Bush wins, I will be (feel) safe in my home an...
by Ahmik
November 3, 2004, 4:01 am
Forum: Current Events
Topic: voting story
Replies: 6
Views: 727

Re: voting story

...then yelled for her daughter... "Fellatio. Get over here!" Picture this... Old black woman with her daughter and grandaughter at Wilford Hall Medical Center in San Antonio... they are in the waiting room on the 2nd floor... They are there for the babies 2 week well-baby checkup. The ol...
by Ahmik
November 3, 2004, 3:46 am
Forum: Current Events
Topic: who DID you vote for and where
Replies: 118
Views: 7884

Bush / South Dakota Currently FOX news shows Bush with 269 and Kerry with 221 Electoral votes... 270 needed to win... almost there... I can't wait to see how many lawsuits the Democrats launch in the morning... I have a feeling that this election is going to make Florida 2000 look like a non-issue.
by Ahmik
October 12, 2004, 3:24 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Great feeling!!!
Replies: 42
Views: 3475

Putting on a brand new never-worn-before pair of socks ditto new underwear quitting a sucky job beginning a new romance buying a car I have spent months searching for (last one was a pristine 1994 Trans Am GT) going 175 MPH cracking open that first beer after a hard day at work starting an engine I ...
by Ahmik
August 9, 2004, 7:57 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: BUBBLES!!!!! my Bubbles
Replies: 15
Views: 1431

8 attempts... high is only 577 and that was early in the series... I quit.
by Ahmik
August 5, 2004, 3:34 am
Forum: Everquest General Discussion
Topic: Omens of War: Are you buying?
Replies: 34
Views: 6279

Getting it just for the extra spell gem and expanded buff slots. I guess I was unaware of these 2 features!! Good Lord I sure need the extra buff slots... self buffed plus KEI and Virtue my weenie Ranger walks around with 13 as it is... that sure doesn't leave much room for shaman buffs! As for the...
by Ahmik
August 5, 2004, 3:25 am
Forum: Everquest General Discussion
Topic: Who are you?
Replies: 141
Views: 69263

Name: Ahmik Stormchaser Class: Cleric Level: 65, 46 AA Guild: Saecula Saeculorum Status: Bored to death, been playing Alts... Played mostly on raids when the Cleric is needed or the Ranger is not welcome Name: Krahl Stormrider Class: Ranger (human) Level: 56.95, 2 AA Guild: Saecula Saeculorum Status...
by Ahmik
August 5, 2004, 3:09 am
Forum: Everquest General Discussion
Topic: Anyone get in EQ 2 beta?
Replies: 11
Views: 2075

Obviously I didn't get in... I wish I had because I am bored with EQ1
by Ahmik
July 20, 2004, 7:35 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: noob
Replies: 28
Views: 3684

icknay wrote:Soon he'll be leaving half eaten rodents on your doorstep. And of course they'll be covered with ants by the time you find them. Just a little yummy reminder of things to come :o
Tribute?
by Ahmik
July 5, 2004, 11:59 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Mosquito bites...
Replies: 48
Views: 4182

I'm some kind of genetically mutated freak I guess... I get bitten by mosquitos and the reaction I get is very minimal. The welt is either very slight or else nonexistent, and there is no itch. When there is a slight welt from the bite, it disappears in 5 or 6 hours.
by Ahmik
June 28, 2004, 8:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Post here if I've raped you!
Replies: 42
Views: 3289

I know a few women that have been raped... Only one jokes about it, and she jokes about it a lot. She's not embarassed or ashamed of herself or her past. Shit happens, and you either get over it or you allow it to destroy you. I guess it is her way of dealing with it. This happened to her when she w...
by Ahmik
June 21, 2004, 1:11 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: self promotion
Replies: 20
Views: 1137

sounds to me like the cops in Schertz and Selma, Texas (north of San Antonio metro).... they have a strip of I-35 they patrol and use for a major part of the city revenue by writing speeding tickets for doing one mile per hour over the posted speed limit. Things were so bad at one point that they ac...
by Ahmik
June 18, 2004, 7:41 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Ikea Survey
Replies: 28
Views: 5241

I have some Ikea, It's really great stuff. The reason it is all so cheap is that you build it yourself. They provide you with all the materials/directions and it always turns out really nice. I have a dinner table w/ 4 chairs, a couple stools, and a bookshelf from Ikea. Putting the things together ...
by Ahmik
June 18, 2004, 7:27 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Ikea Survey
Replies: 28
Views: 5241

I've never even heard of it before...
by Ahmik
June 7, 2004, 3:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Gillette M3 Razor
Replies: 111
Views: 27083

Ok, I tried it this morning... Granted, I had 4 days growth on at the time, but I was not at all impressed by the shave... to me it was only slightly better than the shave I get from a cheap disposible Gillette that comes in a bag of 10 for 4 bucks.... This I can say with absolute certainty: I'll us...
by Ahmik
June 5, 2004, 1:18 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Gillette M3 Razor
Replies: 111
Views: 27083

My 8 year old Braun cordless finally spent it's last charge... it's dead and won't recharge for me, so I have decided that I would give one of these a try... I was in WalMart yesterday and bought one... It's still in the package, because I don't feel like shaving today, but I will eventually be forc...
by Ahmik
May 12, 2004, 6:48 pm
Forum: Everquest General Discussion
Topic: Your Epic 2.0
Replies: 62
Views: 16692

I want the Cleric Epic V.2 to be a 100 AC shield, +300 HP, +300 Mana, +20 to everything... And the effect that it has will be right-clickable called Holy Timeshift that removes rez effects, restores mana, and replaces the buffs you had before you died. Must be used in conjunction with Epic V.1 Yeah,...
by Ahmik
May 7, 2004, 6:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Video...
Replies: 3
Views: 775

THX!
by Ahmik
May 7, 2004, 1:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Video...
Replies: 3
Views: 775

Video...

Can someone please direct me to that goofy video clip where the woman says "Don't touich my computer!" This guy walks out, touches it, and a dog chomps on his dick...

I want to link that to some friends
by Ahmik
April 20, 2004, 9:10 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: texas
Replies: 32
Views: 2308

Canelek wrote:I am all for giving Texas back to Mexico.
Was that YOU?

When I lived in SanAntonio in the early 90's there was a small underground movement that was trying to draw a line across the state from New Mexico to Louisiana and chop it off and give it back to Mexico...
by Ahmik
April 7, 2004, 1:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Revolutionary Discovery!
Replies: 40
Views: 3365

wow... I guess a true benefit to living in the state of South Dakota where everything is years and years behind the rest of the world, I never ran out of LiveWire. I have been getting it in 20 oz. bottles all winter... Since the store displays that introduced the product have been taken down for a y...
by Ahmik
April 7, 2004, 4:48 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: rims?
Replies: 23
Views: 1732

I'd save the money for gasoline...
by Ahmik
April 2, 2004, 11:24 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Crazie....
Replies: 59
Views: 6877

haha Goth is alive and well here... I see the pasty white-skinned fat chicks with the leather dog collars, black clothing, piercings everywhere, lots of tats etc... ...but then again I live in South Dakota, where we are known for being 15 years behind the rest of the country in terms of style and cu...
by Ahmik
March 31, 2004, 9:55 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Wow...just wow
Replies: 39
Views: 3201

after looking through all of the pages, reading what she wrote, and looking at the pages again, I have concluded that

I'd hit it!
by Ahmik
March 25, 2004, 4:00 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: one billion VV's
Replies: 44
Views: 3209

You have deposited 315 VVs into your account.
Your new bank balance is 26095455.
Leaving you with 0 VVs on hand

I am mostly a regular lurker... where did all of those VV's come from?

26,095,455 is a lot of VV's for someone that just surfs thru the posts...
by Ahmik
March 15, 2004, 2:27 pm
Forum: Ryyysfemorrrr!
Topic: Funny Names
Replies: 65
Views: 11583

Goober Bananalips :(
by Ahmik
January 29, 2004, 10:52 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Holy Cow
Replies: 9
Views: 882

wow... that guy burned more energy in 10 seconds than I can burn in a week... maybe 2 weeks.
by Ahmik
January 7, 2004, 2:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Smoke at work?
Replies: 33
Views: 2189

I miss the old days... South Dakota passed a law a few years ago whereas smoking in "places of business" is prohibited. The only exception is that smoking is allowed in establishments that have a liquor license such as bars, casinos, or restaraunts... This is fucked up because, for example...
by Ahmik
January 7, 2004, 2:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Gratz two new asses on my shitlist!
Replies: 98
Views: 11075

I was kind of expecting some kind of Snoop Dogg translation with the shizzle fizzle dizzle pizzle-bizzle shit in it...

Anyone here write/speak that goofy shit?
by Ahmik
May 22, 2003, 9:10 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: How many times have you attempted to quit EQ?
Replies: 55
Views: 4266

I would have liked to have seen an option at the top of the page that said "Succeeded", because there are a lot of non-players here that continue to post... I'm curious as to how many there are...

Also, I have never tried to quit. I have not quit, I still play.
by Ahmik
May 21, 2003, 12:10 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Do you ever get piss-shivers?
Replies: 18
Views: 1515

bullshit, nothing wrong with ya...

I'm 38 and I still get piss shivers rarely but they still occur... I call them micro-orgasms...
by Ahmik
May 13, 2003, 8:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Weirdest situation?
Replies: 47
Views: 14579

Here is a secret for you young people that may be afraid of the noxious odors eminating from below... Invite the woman to take a shower with you... A nice long, hot, soapy, lathery, slippery shower can be a very sensual experience... make sure you scrub your hairy sweaty ass while you're in there......
by Ahmik
May 9, 2003, 11:26 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: [Contest] - Limericks [done!]
Replies: 54
Views: 6236

I sure hope I don't get in trouble for this...

There was a mangina named Jice
Masterbations was his only vice
He thought with a grin
As he slipped it in
"Bitch, my hand feels twice as nice"
by Ahmik
May 6, 2003, 8:06 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: You really can find anything on Ebay
Replies: 9
Views: 1221

Wasn't there a porn star that sold her labia (preserved in an acrylic block paperweight) and breast implants on eBay? She had a labia reduction and got larger implants and sold the leftovers on eBay... I think she expected to earn enough $$$ to cover the cost of the surgeries but got almost nothing ...
by Ahmik
May 6, 2003, 12:40 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Word of the Week (5/5/2003)
Replies: 50
Views: 2747

Xouqoa wrote:Use this word in a sentence. Whoever we (pyrella and I) deem most creative will receive 100 VV's!
This "Word of the Week" thingy has given me a brobdingnagian headache. Therefore I think we should all get 1 extra VV just for participating, however that is just my opinion...
by Ahmik
May 5, 2003, 6:20 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Do you still laugh when someone farts?
Replies: 24
Views: 1963

While in the USAF I was a jet engine mechanic on a truck that cruised the flightline and worked on random B1 bombers as needed... I used to work with a girl (she was HOT!) that had some kinda hereditary (according to her) gastric issues... she had VERY frequent gas, and it was the kinda shit that wo...
by Ahmik
May 2, 2003, 2:33 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Sun Glasses
Replies: 37
Views: 3514

I feel really sorry for all those people out there that are exactly like me in this regard..... I have one of those goofy dopey faces that look really stupid when I have any frame style of sunglasses on... Hats too... Generally (as we all know) people wear sunglasses to protect their eyes and make b...
by Ahmik
May 2, 2003, 2:12 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Compliment or Insult
Replies: 82
Views: 5420

I used to work in a warehouse in Minneapolis... I had one of the "permanent" jobs, I was in charge of the receiving desk. Unknown to me when I started my job there, this place was a "starting point" for gays that just moved from the backwoods into "TEH BIG CITY"... The...
by Ahmik
May 2, 2003, 2:00 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: New Stores
Replies: 7
Views: 588

HAR!

OMG! LOL I was just lookin at the Super Powar items hehe

Very cool that you chose to title the items from Tencious D's Wonderboy song hehe goddamn that made me laugh when I saw that...

Most excellent.
by Ahmik
May 2, 2003, 12:57 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Compliment or Insult
Replies: 82
Views: 5420

I used to work in a warehouse in Minneapolis... I had one of the "permanent" jobs, I was in charge of the receiving desk. Unknown to me when I started my job there, this place was a "starting point" for gays that just moved from the backwoods into "TEH BIG CITY"... Ther...
by Ahmik
May 2, 2003, 12:12 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: [Contest] - Haiku [Done!]
Replies: 199
Views: 15167

Homework is teh suk CCNP test is hard NoDoz is my friend Semester six blowz Advanced Routing kiss my ass So Tired! Must Drink Jolt This cable goes where? Hands On Test from memory Must take a break now Went downtown last night I banged a girl half my age She is just 19 We went to her house She slid ...
by Ahmik
May 1, 2003, 12:19 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Have you ever REALLY gotten your ass kicked?
Replies: 65
Views: 4751

I have been lucky... I have only been confronted by one guy that wanted to kick my ass... 17 years ago I had just turned 21, I was 5'10, and maybe 150 lbs. I got a job as a cocktail waiter in "the" hotspot in town... 1600 customers on a Fri/Sat night... 30 waitstaff... 29 women and me! WOO...
by Ahmik
April 30, 2003, 5:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: [Contest] - Haiku [Done!]
Replies: 199
Views: 15167

I have no surname
Nothing sounds good with Ahmik
Ahmik stands alone