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From Pride, Japanese SportsPage, you would think since they have so much money they could hire some good translators and proofreaders but no! :D

I found some fun engrish, i am sure i've missed a lot!

Paulo 'The Bruiser' Silva Cesar

Paulo had fought in Brazilian pro-wrestling team, CMLL before he was recruited by Masahiro Chono of New Japan Pro-wrestling. He made his debut in Aug. 2000. In his debut match, the audience was stunned by his agile fighting scene for his huge body. If you know that he used to be a member of national basketball team and has played in Seoul and Barcelona Olympic game, you would understand that he has lots of potential as an athlete. Now, he is absorbing the knowledge and technique of MMA greedily. When a man of gigantic build with high potential gets the skill, then is there anyone who can encounter him?

Murilo 'Ninja' Rua

Murilo is one of strong fighter in PRIDE FC middle-weight fighters. He has win Meca World Vale Tode four times in a row. In PRIDE FC 'Beast from the east', which was the first match in PRIDE FC for him, he beaten Daijiro Matsui easily with his strong stroke. In following PRIDE FC -Championship Caos-, although he was defeated to Dan Henderson by a short head, he fought against Dan evenly so he received high acclaim. He won the match against the leader of Brazilian top team, Mario Sperry, however, he is on a losing streak in the recent matches. He tries to hit rewind in PRIDE FC -Shockwave 2003-.

Royce 'The gene of MMA' Gracie

It's not too much to say that Royce established the basis for MMA, which is held around the world today. He won UFC 1, 2 and 4 and made the name 'Gracie' known in the world, besides, he introduced Vale Tudo worldwide at the same time. He made his PRIDE FC debut in PRIDE GP Opening much. He won the much against Nobuhiko Takada, but in following PRIDE GP Final, Royce was beat by Sakuraba after the deadly struggle. And then he met The King of Judo, Hidehiko Yoshida on the ring of Dynamite! 2002. Royce crashed into Yoshida, however, he was knocked out by Sodeguruma guillotine choke. After the match, Royce protested strongly against the judge. From then, he has requested the rematch against Yoshida. He aims to defeat Yoshida and to reinstate 'Gracie'.

Don 'The Predetor' Frye

He won UFC 8 in which lots of top fighters entered and became a leading fighter in early UFC. Since August 1997, he set his battleground in New Japan Pro-wrestling. Also in NJP, he was outstanding as a leader in foreign fighters and he took Antonio Inoki in Inoki's retirement match. He made a comeback to MMA on the match against Gilbert Yvel in PRIDE FC -Clash of the Titans-. And in PRIDE FC -Demolition-, Don waged savage fight against Yoshihiro Takayama, which will go down in the history of PRIDE FC. Although he took the beating, his fighting spirit showed no sign of slowing down at ll. He will meet Gary's last much with his hard stroke.

Daniel 'Prince of Gracie' Gracie

Daniel has inherited the brilliance of MMA just same as other members of the Gracies. His background as a fighter is unique, he used to be a model before the entry into PRIDE FC. He got a first win from Takashi Sugiura in his debut match in PRIDE FC -Demolition-. In PRIDE FC BUSHIDO, he was beaten by Kazuhiro Nakamura of Yoshida Dojo, however, he proved how he was good at blow. Daniel is excited to revenge previous defeat.
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he beaten Daijiro Matsui easily with his strong stroke...

although he was defeated to Dan Henderson by a short head...

He will meet Gary's last much with his hard stroke. ..

however, he proved how he was good at blow...


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